Thread suggestion with the most votes came from @Hareandbear The original thread title was The Real Housewife of tit-water Sandals,I’ve had to alter it as Tattle won’t allow swear words in the title.
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Yay!!! 
My first Babs thread title, oh how shall I celebrate?
Have a wee?
A snack?
Go back to bed and read for a bit?
My first Babs thread title, oh how shall I celebrate?
Have a wee?
A snack?
Go back to bed and read for a bit?
Well I tried putting Sht-water and Tattle have changed it to Sh-water 
Good to see Babs has caught up here re Stelios/Helios, and has of course blamed it on brain fog rather than being a thick, ignorant (… well, you know the rest of the sentence!)
Congrats @Hareandbear . I plan to jump on your success and make it my own by demanding Mr Zeb films me after work in an hysterical sketch. He’ll love doing that after a hard week of frazzling work.
This has really pissed me off!
Its nothing to do with brain fog! And if she had any idea about anything she'd know that!
She's thick! It's as simple as that!
Is she trying to imply she had diabetes in yesterday’s reel?
Yuck, she is so vulgar.
And she makes big Ste sound like her child, “oh he loves Disney vlogs!” “He saw his fav YouTuber on the bus!”
and with her gallumphing around in her massive dressing goonie, puffing and sweating, yelling about needing a wee, it’s no wonder they never have sex.
And she makes big Ste sound like her child, “oh he loves Disney vlogs!” “He saw his fav YouTuber on the bus!”
and with her gallumphing around in her massive dressing goonie, puffing and sweating, yelling about needing a wee, it’s no wonder they never have sex.
Omg she's so basic and revolting
I've actually got loads of great tips to help stop the insescent night time weeing, but no way am I sharing them on here for that overweight ugly lazy revolting wholloper to read!
The latest tik tok. Dear lord! This is the shittest most desperate content we’ve seen. Just when I think she can’t barrel scrape any more, she goes subterranean!
What on earth is she on about? How is going to the loo three times in a row before you go to sleep going to help??
Firstly, if you wake in the night it’s usually for reasons other than needing the loo - too much sugar, using screens before bed etc. You may still need to go but you’re more likely to sleep through if you have good sleep habits.
Secondly, repeated just in case trips to the loo aren’t great for your bladder.
Firstly, if you wake in the night it’s usually for reasons other than needing the loo - too much sugar, using screens before bed etc. You may still need to go but you’re more likely to sleep through if you have good sleep habits.
Secondly, repeated just in case trips to the loo aren’t great for your bladder.
She's as wide as her hall/landing corridor, that's some going, size wise. #size18 my arse!
a few thoughts on the latest vlog, just finished watching it on double speed!
- during one of the "fancy" hotel room tours, she points out the unusual features in the room - "drawers, sink, etc" - then an ottoman, when she quickly jumps to explain what an ottoman IS, clearly assuming they are SO posh that non of the babettes would have seen one before!
- after the room tour, she announced that she is FRAZZLED after a day at dragging herself around Universal, so may go read by the pool or rest on the bed and watch some TV, as holidays are for relaxing - as though sitting on the sofa watching TV isn't a summary of lazy babs's usual "werk" day!
- she said they had bRought a box of voodoo donuts and planned to eat them for breakfast the next morning, yet the next day she shows her and Ethan "sharing" one of those giant Simpson Pink iced donuts the size of her head as a snack, only a few hours after their sugary donut breakfast! and by "shared", I assume Ethan may have been allowed a single bite.
- i love that Erin has obvs refused to be included in ANY of the vlog footage - you GO, girl!
and although little E is dragged along to an area in Universal that babs describes as "perfect for toddlers" - poor kid 
- there are loads of times when she calls his name and he shrugs her off, doesn't turn round, doesn't respond etc. with him ignoring her stupid questions and attempts to film on so regularly, it implies that he will soon be refusing to be filmed - hilarious as it just means the majority of the footage is babs' own giant head as she huffs and puffs trying to film and walk simultaneously! can't imagine the Disney babettes will be RABID to watch her vlog content when it is just babs stomping around the parks squealing at teens dressed in costumes - especially as she has failed to make WILD Steve a thing!
- the summary of Universal parks at the end where she forgets she is no longer aiming her content at toddler mums, as she announce the park is PERFECT for toddlers, only to try and back track and says it's brilliant if you have big kids - make it make sense!
- during one of the "fancy" hotel room tours, she points out the unusual features in the room - "drawers, sink, etc" - then an ottoman, when she quickly jumps to explain what an ottoman IS, clearly assuming they are SO posh that non of the babettes would have seen one before!
- after the room tour, she announced that she is FRAZZLED after a day at dragging herself around Universal, so may go read by the pool or rest on the bed and watch some TV, as holidays are for relaxing - as though sitting on the sofa watching TV isn't a summary of lazy babs's usual "werk" day!
- she said they had bRought a box of voodoo donuts and planned to eat them for breakfast the next morning, yet the next day she shows her and Ethan "sharing" one of those giant Simpson Pink iced donuts the size of her head as a snack, only a few hours after their sugary donut breakfast! and by "shared", I assume Ethan may have been allowed a single bite.
- i love that Erin has obvs refused to be included in ANY of the vlog footage - you GO, girl!
and although little E is dragged along to an area in Universal that babs describes as "perfect for toddlers" - poor kid - there are loads of times when she calls his name and he shrugs her off, doesn't turn round, doesn't respond etc. with him ignoring her stupid questions and attempts to film on so regularly, it implies that he will soon be refusing to be filmed - hilarious as it just means the majority of the footage is babs' own giant head as she huffs and puffs trying to film and walk simultaneously! can't imagine the Disney babettes will be RABID to watch her vlog content when it is just babs stomping around the parks squealing at teens dressed in costumes - especially as she has failed to make WILD Steve a thing! - the summary of Universal parks at the end where she forgets she is no longer aiming her content at toddler mums, as she announce the park is PERFECT for toddlers, only to try and back track and says it's brilliant if you have big kids - make it make sense!
Thank youWell I tried putting Sht-water and Tattle have changed it to Sh-water
@Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn for creating another new thread and cheers! 
to @Hareandbear for the winning thread title. Superb 
"too much sugar" - there is a comment asking how much caffeine she drinks each day and recommending she cut down, to which babs responds that she drinks NON. aPsolutely ZERO caffeine. yet the comments informing her that excess sugar and alcohol can also have a impact are all ignored!
*not that babs ever drinks alcohol, because WHY WOULD SHE LIE!
I think you have to eat absolutely tit tons of sugar to get.......oh, hang on.
Just watched the behind the seens of the reel with the slippers, Ste is quite the mouth breather isn't he.
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