Brummy Mummy #171 Perhaps she should ride her husband as much as she rides that slow train

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

Thread suggestion with the most votes at time of creation came from a comment by @Lady Doodle and was suggested as a thread title by @Missymoo92

a brief recap

- boy E has left primary school. Babs was so emotional about the end of an era that when little E had his special disco she opted to go and watch girl E get an award. Of course . She did manage to attend the last few minutes and photobombed a group of mums, pretending they were her besties. The body language of the others says different Babs.

- a couple of trips to London on the slow train. One for an #ad and one for a treat for boy e. He got to spend one night in a double bed with his mum in what appears to be a bit of a hotspot for ‘private parts action‘ with their usual clientele. A trip to see a musical where it was all a rush because Babs the organisational kween went to the wrong theatre. They were so short for time they only had time to pose for one selfie outside the theatre.

- Babs has ’lost herself’ again Poor Babs she only gets to spend 24 hours a day, 7 days a week thinking about herself. She’s going to make big changes. Which appear to be buying more pants as her current ones are full of holes. Maybe size up Babs. Hope that helps

 

[Forthegramster]

Don’t forget the Monki migraine inducing fugly dress that was worn on repeat during July

 

[zebby]

Warwick town centre is picturesque with lots of places to eat. Aha, ok. Anything else happening in Warwick today, when you appear to have spent 3.7 seconds exploring? Nope, nothing. Ok intrepid explorers, off you pop back to Brum.

Biggest weekend of the year for the County town, but nothing to report from the city dwellers cos presumably none of it was grifted.

 

[coconochanel]

Thread suggestion with the most votes at time of creation came from a comment by @Lady Doodle and was suggested as a thread title by @Missymoo92

a brief recap

- boy E has left primary school. Babs was so emotional about the end of an era that when little E had his special disco she opted to go and watch girl E get an award. Of course . She did manage to attend the last few minutes and photobombed a group of mums, pretending they were her besties. The body language of the others says different Babs.

- a couple of trips to London on the slow train. One for an #ad and one for a treat for boy e. He got to spend one night in a double bed with his mum in what appears to be a bit of a hotspot for ‘private parts action‘ with their usual clientele. A trip to see a musical where it was all a rush because Babs the organisational kween went to the wrong theatre. They were so short for time they only had time to pose for one selfie outside the theatre.

- Babs has ’lost herself’ again Poor Babs she only gets to spend 24 hours a day, 7 days a week thinking about herself. She’s going to make big changes. Which appear to be buying more pants as her current ones are full of holes. Maybe size up Babs. Hope that helps

Don't forget the highlight of the last thread.....the A-Z of all things Bab's.

 

[Clarissa_2019]

So the fat controller has got the toddlers under a manky blanky having a singalong to some crap television programme the toddlers are apparently in love with -- BOLLOCks All this whilst PUS makes tea to bring to the fat lazy slug.

question - why aren't they out with mates or outside doing their own thing??

where is her mention of the OLYMPICS which is dominating our screens atm ? Or did I miss it ??? ....
talented Hard working super humans putting it all out there in Paris for Team GB . I thought her kids were supposedly so SPORTY, have that on TV rather than some nostalgic singalong she wants to partake in - real life stories of adversity, grit determination and success and failure teaches a lot more life lessons than ' The Descendants' never heard of it but honestly babs if your toddlers aren't allowed to have any control over their own lives have something on tv that might perhaps inspire them and make them realise that with hard work you can achieve anything ...

oh I get it now

 

[OhhBacon]

Warwick town centre is picturesque with lots of places to eat. Aha, ok. Anything else happening in Warwick today, when you appear to have spent 3.7 seconds exploring? Nope, nothing. Ok intrepid explorers, off you pop back to Brum.

Biggest weekend of the year for the County town, but nothing to report from the city dwellers cos presumably none of it was grifted.

Huge day in Warwick today, we thoroughly enjoyed the free street entertainment. There is a folk festival in town so there were morris dancers all performing - even if it's not your thing you couldn't not enjoy it- then the party on Smith street, the market in the market place.
The sun was shining and it was like being abroad, sunny good vibes in a market town. Had a lovely day but because it's not branded or gifted she isn't interested.

I sometimes wonder if her lack of genuine confidence stops her doing things- like having a wander around Warwick?!

 

[Clarissa_2019]

Huge day in Warwick today, we thoroughly enjoyed the free street entertainment. There is a folk festival in town so there were morris dancers all performing - even if it's not your thing you couldn't not enjoy it- then the party on Smith street, the market in the market place.
The sun was shining and it was like being abroad, sunny good vibes in a market town. Had a lovely day but because it's not branded or gifted she isn't interested.

I sometimes wonder if her lack of genuine confidence stops her doing things- like having a wander around Warwick?!

No she'd just rather be under a blanket watching tv and snaffling down snacks. Doesn't give a thought for what members of her family might get out of such events .... bit like them always missing out on the fireworks cos the fat controller needs to go back to the hotel for snacks TV & bed.
f !! she's annoying me today ....

 

[Rags2Riches]

What the duck is that

 

[Lady Doodle]

Oh my goodness,,,,,, Another thread title to me I don't know what to say cowbags I'm shooketh, we all just screamed.
I've got my manky ugly PJ's on to celebrate "A La Babs" I'm going to stuff my face with sugary snacks and ignore my family, except for my favourite child, I won't ignore her!

 

[zebby]

Huge day in Warwick today, we thoroughly enjoyed the free street entertainment. There is a folk festival in town so there were morris dancers all performing - even if it's not your thing you couldn't not enjoy it- then the party on Smith street, the market in the market place.
The sun was shining and it was like being abroad, sunny good vibes in a market town. Had a lovely day but because it's not branded or gifted she isn't interested.

I sometimes wonder if her lack of genuine confidence stops her doing things- like having a wander around Warwick?!

If only we had a Sephora

 

[Riiiiiiiiight]

She’s clearly on the cocks in cans tonight

 

[Lady Doodle]

She’s clearly on the cocks in cans tonight

The only cock she can get!

 

[Missymoo92]

Oh my goodness,,,,,, Another thread title to me I don't know what to say cowbags I'm shooketh, we all just screamed.
I've got my manky ugly PJ's on to celebrate "A La Babs" I'm going to stuff my face with sugary snacks and ignore my family, except for my favourite child, I won't ignore her!

Save some for me, as I nominated your quote we can celebrate together shall we go shopping for some migraine inducing dresses and tit belts?

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

The only cock she can get!

now now, be fair - she manages to knock back hot cocks on fairly regular basis!

 

[Katienana]

A NE blogger was at Warwick Castle yesterday and the content she produced is so different to babs! Loads of stories, thorough review of everything, link to buy tickets etc. I really hope she was paid a lot more than Babs.

 

[Allthecakes]

Regardless of what she's paid or who the ad is for she has this amazing gift to make it look utter shite every single time. There is zero imagination put to any of the creative work she does. No wonder Louise P, AP and Katie Ellison keep a wide berth

 

[DaysOfSpeed]

What the duck is that

Imagine somebody moonpiging a card for you and using a screen shot from the gram for it. Her friends really can’t stand her.

 

[Clarissa_2019]

A NE blogger was at Warwick Castle yesterday and the content she produced is so different to babs! Loads of stories, thorough review of everything, link to buy tickets etc. I really hope she was paid a lot more than Babs.

I saw another one and the blogger said the kids ranged from 2-9 and were difficult to get engaged in the activities... poor ol Ethan must have stuck out like a sore thumb !

 

[Hareandbear]

Chat about Babs on Louise Pentland’s page, this comment is a corker!

Vixen88
I can’t stand that gobby woman, like a female version of Keith Lemon.

 

[emerald]

I'd never seen that side of Emma, I'm only familiar with the twee nervous wreck she likes to portray her on IG stories, but that video with Louise where she calls her a "bleeping witch" was shocking. Absolute trash, and two faced considering the nicey, "I'm bonkers, me" act she performs every day from the pit. Would not dream of calling anyone who I didn't totally despise a "bleeping witch", let alone a friend or colleague.

This video, 6 minutes in



Edit: just watched the whole thing in shock! Emma spends the whole video being vile and condescending to people who are supposed to be her friends and doling out rapid fire sly digs. She is foul. For all I snark on people on here, I could spend time with some of them if we were colleagues or had mutual friends or something. I genuinely could not stand to be in the same room as Emma. She is irredeemable.