Brummy Mummy #121 she gives me the ick by being a Richard

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Also she’s 44 and still can’t grasp the concept of the clocks going back?

Just duck off with your tit today Emma.
ah, this is only the beginning. just wait until the weekend the clocks actually do go back, and we have to endure babs experiencing "jet lag", whinging about how the toddlers got up early raging that the clock says it's eleven, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY TWLEVE AND SHE WANTS HER LUNCH. plus the clocks go back the day before halloween, so guaranteed the overtieed toddlers will have to miss out on trick or treating and have an early night! 🤦🏻‍♀️

just gonna patiently await my tingo...! 🎉🤣
 
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Just had a thought is the reel about it being dark and putting a light on, is it instead of the "dont tell Ste ive put the heating on" as she will have seen on here/ticky tokky about people going on about heating or eating this winter
 
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jfc. this caption should actually state that babs LOVES the juicy time few moments she spends hanging out with her kids, between them finishing their 4.30pm evening meal, and them being banished to their bedrooms at 6pm. 🤦🏻‍♀️


she can "wang on" about it all she likes, but it's very clear it's all just for content. babs prefers her kids at this age because - unlike at the toddler stage, which she absolutely hated - she can distract them from asking her "difficult" questions about "grown-up" topics by turning on a movie and shoving them a packet of sugary snacks, bribe them to leave her alone with plastic tat and banish them to their bedrooms immediately after tea, to ensure she can prioritise her precious netflix time without them. i don't think she needs to worry about them reaching a point where they "don't want to chill with their mum" - which, by babs' definition, refers to ethan sitting across the other side of the room on a separate sofa, watching tv while he cuddles the dog, and ignores babs - but more so that they will no longer comply with her enforced toddler bedtime routine and her own "slow moments" slumped on the sofa downing sugar and watching tv without them will be cut short! 🤷🏻‍♂️


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