Brogan Tate #14 More Mooney Than Sense!

[Oohthedrama]

Right I didn’t want to come back and do this again
I really REALLY didn’t but girl, you’re making it impossible for me to stay away....
this might be long so skip if you wish

“I had SUCH a productive morning, I bought tickets to Book of Mormon for me and bengggge”
Oh fuck right off, did you manage to wipe your own ass as well brogan

Julie and John (do you know who john is, that’s julie’s partner, not to be confused with the brother who works on a fucking big boat) has to drive her to pick up tiles!! because she wouldn’t pay for them to be delivered.
keep in mind the same girl also had a Costa breakfast, a Mac Donald’s breakfast, a Costa lunch, and god knows where else she went out to eat because they have “no food at home”
45 quid
that would easily cover the cost of the frigging delivery!!
Be careful you don't upset Julie again or her lawyer will be in touch Morgan!

more clothes, girl I understand you’re not secure in your body but seriously, get help with how to dress for your shape instead of manically looking for a new outfit every week or for every “event”

I went looking for a chocolate orange. Yeah no comment.

“Victoria really, really knows me”
She bought you snacks hun, we ALL know the way to your heart is a collection of fucking E numbers.

STRIPPING WALLPAPER IS NOT FUCKING RENOVATING!!!
if I put a ready meal in a microwave I haven’t “cooked a full meal”
You are basically microwaving that house not cooking that house!!
And while we’re at it going to get your nails done while doing this decorating. I’m not wasting my breath on that one (or risking finger cramp typing)

the poor fucking dog of “brogan yet to come”
Hope it likes m&m’s

I will say Banjo seems genuinely happy, he must be content with his youtube famous girlfriend.
So content
So fucking content I could piss myself.

And breathe

 

[Oohthedrama]

She needs to be at the house by 9am. Rolls out of bed complaining she’s missing breakfast.....

gets to the house and realised dude number 1 isn’t coming.
but she needs to wait until 12 for dude number 2....

you’re in a house that needs work (sorry renovations) with 2 hours to spare. So what do you do what to do....

FUCK OFF TO COSTA FOR SOME PROCESSED E NUMBERS AND LIQUID SUGAR
And she’s so busy living her best life in Costa she misses dude number 2

get to fuck you daft mare

 

[Oohthedrama]

New thread thanks to @gossgal

continue here m’loves !
But don’t get overwhelmed!

 

[Jess89]

Come on, who put this? Actually, I hope it wasn't someone on here

 

[Viewer1901]

Brogan Tate : renovating Mooney Mansion whilst denying her stomach expansion.

Now I feel evil cause generally I don’t like to comment on someone’s weight but I was looking for a rhyme Are we even allowed to rhyme titles still

 

[Oohthedrama]

Travel vlogger.
Get to fuck you daft mare, you vlog your holidays in between snacks.
You are a YouTuber who vlogs on her holidays

I type my thoughts out here,
that doesn't make me a journalist. Idiot.

 

[blahblahbrogan]

"Now I'm in a position where most brands come to me..."

Oh so why did you spend 3 days last week begging at the World Travel Market??

 

[gizmo]

When he whips ‘Big Benji’ out

 

[Emmapism]

I don't think she has dyslexia, I just think she's an idiot.

 

[Laur91]

Brogan Tate #15 JUST SHUT UP ABOUT THE M&Ms

Brogan Tate #15 - Agent 007. Tate, Brogan Tate. Regular, not salted.

 

[MindyLahiri]

Aaaaand blocked

 

[Oohthedrama]

Little 15 year old Brogan getting it on with the university boys!!
Yeah right

I'm really glad she's learned when not to vlog her private life........

But just incase you need a few tips Brogan... on where you went wrong in the past!

When mummy Mooney shuts down your website, leaving orders pending and you find out through her lawyer. Don't vlog

When she kicks you out don't vlog

When daddy wont let your tinder Paul sleep over because you've only been hooking up with him for a minute and you then have a strop don't vlog

When he then kicks you out don't vlog

best not to vlog when you are:
- crying in the car - crying over your weight - crying with happiness over snacks - fighting with other influencers - in the bath - in bed - in a towel

 

[Flooo1998]

Questions I have
Why is she wearing a silky PJ shirt out of the house?
Why is said silky PJ shirt french tucked?
Does she want everyone to see her gut?
Why the "leather" trousers?
Is she trying to be Ross Gellar?
Does she realise double-leather is not a good look for anyone?
Is that an axe in her head?
Was she attending a funeral?

Add any questions you may have

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She looks like a recently divorced mum in her 50s who's looking for a new fella

 

[bicky1003k]

GIV ME FREE SUBWAY #AD #GIFTED

 

[Lauurz]

 

[Laur91]

Hahahahahah she's on the 'Gifted Products and Brand Deals' panel hahahahaha

‘So Brogan can you please share with the audience your tips and advice for any aspiring influencers?

Brogan: ‘Put out into the Universe what you want to receive back and.....do your own research. Thank you.’

*Microphone Feedback Noise*

 

[blahblahbrogan]

Gifted trips must be awesome, but it must get tiresome at points knowing you're there to "work"?

She doesn't treat #ad trips as work anyway. Notably, she was paid by ATD to go to California and create a "tops tips for L.A." video. Every night they were in L.A. they stayed put in their Air BnB, ordered food and watched Netflix. She missed out on a huge opportunity to show L.A. in the evening, recommend some good restaurants, bars etc.

Her justification for doing fuck all after 5pm was that they were, "too tired." Now, please raise your hand if you have ever been tired at work YOU JUST HAVE TO BLOODY GET ON WITH IT BOGEY, YOU LAZY SCROUNGER

 

[Bluerabbit123]

Could she choose a more unflattering angle?

 

[Lauurz]

I was just scrolling through my favourite shops on Etsy and came across this!
If she sees this, she may even try and beg for a free one..

 

[Bitchandstitch]