I think this calls for another of your scripts disneys
Ask and I shall deliver m’loves
INSIDE MOONEY MANSION PART …
who even knows anymore
Introducing Nurse Bogie
Spring 2023. Benji has just returned from hospital following his major heart surgery and it is now down to Brogan to look after him… Benji lies in bed, his face pale and his backwards cap askew. Bonnie sits beside him.
Brogan : ookkaaay babe , I’m here to look after you
Benji: where have you been bub ? I’ve been calling for you and whatsapping you … I’m out of Pepsi max and I’m so thirsty
Brogan: ohhh sorry babe !!! I’ve been sewwww busy this morning . I jumped on and did some begging emails , then I had to wash my hair and you KNOW how long that takes as it’s SEW FICK . Your surgery has been so hard on me , and I think it’s important I prioritise my self care while we tackle this bridge together ya know ?
Benji: err … okay bub .
Brogan: gosh is it 12 already ?? It’s lunchtime babe ! What do you fancy ?
Benji: oh wow , umm .. I’m not that hungry so maybe just some eggies ?
Brogan : perfect ! If you want to crack on with those , I’m going to get cosy under a blankie with Bonnie girl and read my latest bland romance novel . It’s suuu guuud so far , but I think I like it but don’t love it if you know what I mean ?
Benji: I can’t really make lunch bub . I’ve been told to take it easy and I’m not sure I can stand for that long really
Brogan: *sighs* but I’m sooooo busy . It would be a really great help if you could do the eggies babe . I’ve got a full afternoon too , I’ve got to hit Primark and film some car-oke after this ! It’s a full agenda .
Benji : bub … I’ve literally just had open heart surgery
Brogan : obviously I’ve know that for a while .. ugh forget it , I’ll just eat at the gym
Benji : o…Kay… but what about me ?
Bonnie: BARK BARK *jesus fucking Christ, this girl* BARK BARK