Boss_Mummy_Sale #6 Bm stands for boozy mum

[unicornsandmermaids]

We have stooped to a new low this morning haven’t we.
Gifted a chocolate lolly making set.
Does it with the one year one who doesn’t understand it when the one who would actually LOVE to do that, is stuck at school.
I hope to god sienna has one too or I will be gifting BM an actual BM.

I thought this too - surely it would have been better to do it with her daughter.

Anyone else shout “get fucked” when she said S chose duck pancakes for dinner!!! or should that have been get ducked

p.s.also agree with my fellow scots- we don’t want her

 

[Hereforthecomments2019]

I'm surprised she doesn't claim to Irish for St Paddy's day

 

[Pivot]

I'm surprised she doesn't claim to Irish for St Paddy's day

Don't give her any ideas!

 

[Sslb_18]

I'm surprised she doesn't claim to Irish for St Paddy's day

Yet, not sure I’ve seen her celebrate St George’s day

 

[Hastaggifted]

 

[Hereforthecomments2019]

Yet, not sure I’ve seen her celebrate St George’s day

Everyday is St Georgies day to her

 

[Kiko]

I’m offended she is celebrating burns night! Not hot scott is not even Scottish Rabbie Burns will be turning in his grave lol

 

[Hereforthecomments2019]

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BM... all that money on a Dyson air wrap, yet always wearing the stinky cap

 

[Meg78]

Does she ever stop moaning? She’s so miserable. Just order something else or go to the shops View attachment 1005526

Pretty sure the dress would zip up just fine if she bought her ACTUAL DRESS SIZE

 

[allyouneedislove]

You know what really winds me up…when she says cannae for can’t. Is this because of the whole Scottish thing? Probs really petty but pisses me off! It wouldn’t annoy me if she was Scottish it’s just try hard!

 

[Booboo17]

She definitely got free milk for q. I saw her offering it to another mum who had run out of prescription milk and actually needed it for her baby on a local fb group.

 

[Fanaff]

Did anyone see that she bought a tartan nightie the other day. If she doesn’t turn up like this tonight, I’m gonna be so disappointed

 

[Burda]

She is such an embarrassment. Why are you pretending your husband is Scottish?

 

[Nobodyputsbabyinthecorner]

They must have some disposable income.. she literally never stops spending!!

 

[geordiegirl]

You know what really winds me up…when she says cannae for can’t. Is this because of the whole Scottish thing? Probs really petty but pisses me off! It wouldn’t annoy me if she was Scottish it’s just try hard!

Me too! Often she puts ‘canny’ which to me as I’m a Geordie means ‘nice’ but BM means ‘can’t’ when she puts it in that sentence. Beggars belief she writes things on SM for people when she can’t spell or usually grammar properly

 

[Hereforthecomments2019]

This has been bugging me... Covid stopped it for 1 year! Last year only. She is so full of tit

Also... they did it last year too

 

[Whatonearth2020]

Does she actually work out or just sit on her phone?

 

[allyouneedislove]

Me too! Often she puts ‘canny’ which to me as I’m a Geordie means ‘nice’ but BM means ‘can’t’ when she puts it in that sentence. Beggars belief she writes things on SM for people when she can’t spell or usually grammar properly

yeh I’m a Mackem so really annoys me when she puts canny when that means nice/good. It’s just so false when it’s not her accent!

 

[ohdoris]

Nothing says Scottish more than a pack of Aldi shortbread

 

[Hereforthecomments2019]

Nothing says Scottish more than a pack of Aldi shortbread

Shortbread is so flipping simple to make. That could be a lovely Saturday morning activity to do with Sienna but no needs to get ready for a (another) night of drinking