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I was perusing my FB memories just now and realised it’s 3 years today since I last had a shag
I didn’t put that on my memories but I know it was after my friend’s bday meal and that bit was on the memories. Depressing.
It was mid as well and neither of us actually fancied each other even tho we’d hooked up a few times.
I didn’t put that on my memories but I know it was after my friend’s bday meal and that bit was on the memories. Depressing.
It was mid as well and neither of us actually fancied each other even tho we’d hooked up a few times.
‘I didn’t put that on my memories’
Just become a nun. I’ll join!
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Has anyone seen those American conjoined twins are having a baby
I’m not far off at this point!‘I didn’t put that on my memories’
Just become a nun. I’ll join!
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Has anyone seen those American conjoined twins are having a baby
yes I did see that! Well saw reports, wasn’t sure if it was confirmed
A bad shag is 100% worse than no shag. It's depressing out here.
Next day he was all “so what time is your bus” wasn’t even offered a glass of water before I went on my way.
I’ll join the nunnery to. Saw that and my first question was who is the biological mother? I assume they have had that many tests and scans etc etc they know their reproductive system is in good working order.‘I didn’t put that on my memories’
Just become a nun. I’ll join!
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Has anyone seen those American conjoined twins are having a baby
Ew. What a bleep. My last shag was actually really good and it boosted my ego so now I don't want to ruin it by sleeping with someone tit.
Go out on a high and become a nun
Go out on a high and become a nun
Me in the convent thinking about rugby players
bleeping hell this has reminded me that vegan dunkers with jumbo tubes now exist AND I HAVENT TRIED THEM YET. WTAF. I need to hunt some down STAT
I feel honoured to have the winning thread title. I'm celebrating with a bag of mini eggs and a hot cross bun, again to spite @kayefeluu20
I'm so bleeping hungover the only thing keeping me alive is the 24 pack of water chilling in the snow outside. Definitely recommend keeping them outside, dey be crissssspy 
Husband is on nights this week. I hate when he does nights. I’m a fragile little baby who can’t be alone overnight 
I got a huge muffin from a local bakery, they’re usually 10/10 but today it was dry as duck with barely any filling. The disappointment was so real 
I just cried at a TikTok about two kids who’d asked Santa for 3 more minutes with their dog who’d passed a few weeks earlier so I guess I’ve joined the hormonal coven
I need to go in the garage and it’s cavernous, cold and spidery. I’m scared. Like that scene off Home Alone. Except I’m not an 8yr old child so have no excuse. Just going to run for it
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I hate it when you get a nice treat and it turns out to be tit!I got a huge muffin from a local bakery, they’re usually 10/10 but today it was dry as duck with barely any filling. The disappointment was so real
My periods late and I can’t remember whether I’ve flown too close to the sun last month so that’s fab
Had enough of this mum bullshit for one day, nearly 3am and asshole no.2 is still wide awake 
I feel like I am going to die I am so tired, cbacbacbacba
I feel like I am going to die I am so tired, cbacbacbacba- Status