Bisonettes eyes OT #4 Soph stop messing with your flaps in the sauna burger cry emotional sandwich 🏳️‍🌈🚑🍆🕺🏽💃

[goldie341]

Title from gigi obviously inspired by our beloved soph

Any other ideas on how to ruin a wedding?

(Am aware have fucked up title, will report to change it )

 

[unwanted.opinions]

Title from gigi obviously inspired by our beloved soph

Any other ideas on how to ruin a wedding?

(Am aware have fucked up title, will report to change it )

Don’t wear any clothes and claim it said it was a nudist wedding on the invitation.

 

[Diddikins]

The thread title!!

 

[Rodeodown]

Title from gigi obviously inspired by our beloved soph

Any other ideas on how to ruin a wedding?

(Am aware have fucked up title, will report to change it )

Pay me £30 I'll crash in the doors at the speak now forever hold your peace bit and protest

 

[PiefaceG]

Start crawling under chairs and say you're looking for Jay Slater.

 

[gigilouxx]

Sit right in the middle and keep going to the toilet, saying sorry to each person you pass

 

[LadyMarmalade]

Pay me £30 I'll crash in the doors at the speak now forever hold your peace bit and protest

How about I come with you and we do an acapella duet of I know him so well.

Do you bride, take you, groom….

WASN’T IT GOOD, OH SO GOOD

 

[kayefeluu20]

Just as the service starts, go around and hand our Avon magazines and try to recruit people to join your team of girlbosses

 

[Diddikins]

Just stand up and bang a massive pair of cymbals together.

 

[gigilouxx]

Burst into tears loudly every 5 minutes and whenever you’re asked if you’re okay just say yeah you don’t wanna talk about it

 

[LadyMarmalade]

In all seriousness tho, don’t have 4 bridesmaids if you’re too tight to make sure they all get hair and make up and their full outfits.

* I had one bridesmaid and also not saying every wedding needs to be ££££ but if you ARE doing it then do it properly.

 

[Diddikins]

In all seriousness tho, don’t have 4 bridesmaids if you’re too tight to make sure they all get hair and make up and their full outfits.

* I had one bridesmaid and also not saying every wedding needs to be ££££ but if you ARE doing it then do it properly.

Amen! It’s not about the money at all but, as you say if you’re asking people to do these things then provide what they’ll need.

 

[goldie341]

I think I’d have to elope. Couldn’t be doing with all this wedding nonsense, it always seems so dramatic haha

 

[kayefeluu20]

I had no hen, no bridesmaids, we got married in the registry office with two witnesses and no family lmao

We then went to a string of pubs and came home at 8 pm. I wore gay pride vans B)

 

[goldie341]

I had no hen, no bridesmaids, we got married in the registry office with two witnesses and no family lmao

We then went to a string of pubs and came home at 8 pm. I wore gay pride vans B)

Did you know your witnesses because I’ve always liked the idea of getting random strangers to do it

 

[kayefeluu20]

Did you know your witnesses because I’ve always liked the idea of getting random strangers to do it

We did and one of them broke the fancy fountain pen lol

 

[LadyMarmalade]

I had no hen, no bridesmaids, we got married in the registry office with two witnesses and no family lmao

We then went to a string of pubs and came home at 8 pm. I wore gay pride vans B)

Classic Mumsnet bridezilla

 

[goldie341]

We did and one of them broke the fancy fountain pen lol

I like to imagine they did it on purpose

 

[soph30]

I don’t think the lack of artist is a money issue it seems to be more of a time issue, like she won’t have time to do 5 people’s makeup? The wedding’s in the afternoon though and we’re all around from the morning so

 

[PiefaceG]

I don’t think the lack of artist is a money issue it seems to be more of a time issue, like she won’t have time to do 5 people’s makeup? The wedding’s in the afternoon though and we’re all around from the morning so

She should hire a second mua then

Are your dresses nice? Is this sabotage cuz you're all fit and she doesn't want to be upstaged?