Bisonettes #10 Bisonettes witch craft and suicide pact night

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Is everyone having a good day? Has anyone got any other tit secret santa anecdotes? I have never participated and feel like I’m missing out!!
 
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My ex ex head chef got my very camp mate a lynx gift set and a tangerine ahahaha and he's never let it die. That was about 5 years ago
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This is what krampus keeps doing to the tree decorations 😩
 

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Is everyone having a good day? Has anyone got any other tit secret santa anecdotes? I have never participated and feel like I’m missing out!!
Never participated either, but I hate christmas so even if offered don’t think I’d bother.
 
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Is everyone having a good day? Has anyone got any other tit secret santa anecdotes? I have never participated and feel like I’m missing out!!
tit secret santa anecdotes WOW you witch

Having a terrible day because my wife is being mean to me
 
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Is everyone having a good day? Has anyone got any other tit secret santa anecdotes? I have never participated and feel like I’m missing out!!
I worked with a very odd man who everyone was convinced was a virgin. For secret Santa he got porn DVDs as a supposedly hilarious jape but it actually just came off as really hurtful and nasty and he never took part again
But he also didn’t bother to buy anything and one of his team members had to buy it and turned out she ended up buying for herself so sympathies are a little limited
 
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Work contribute £25pp for a Xmas do but I hate everyone and cba spending time with them when I don’t need to, so I won’t be attending lol
 
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Previous secrets Santa's at work always contain gifts featuring the word "bleep" 🤷🏼‍♀️ it is a retail environment so it's pretty standard 🤣
 
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Fankyoum @hunhunhun1 ❤ in laws currently making breakfast while I slob around in my pjs. Husband stuck at work until 3 but he’s on double time so I’ll allow it 🦃
 
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When you’re self employed there’s no secret Santa or wanky night out which is perfect for me because I hate people. Plus I have 278492919282 nieces and nephews/godchildren/friend’s kids to buy for.

I do take myself for a nice lunch usually but because I’m going away for Christmas I’m saving my pennies.
 
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Work contribute £25pp for a Xmas do but I hate everyone and cba spending time with them when I don’t need to, so I won’t be attending lol
Ours is free, it’s during the afternoon tho so if you don’t want to go you need to take the afternoon as annual leave. I quite enjoy it tho despite generally being pretty anti social
 
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I once put a lot of thought into a secret Santa present for someone, and I got a pack of 6 plain silver plastic baubles 🙂
 
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We pay for our own Xmas meal but our company “generously” give us two hours off work for it.
 
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I worked with a very odd man who everyone was convinced was a virgin. For secret Santa he got porn DVDs as a supposedly hilarious jape but it actually just came off as really hurtful and nasty and he never took part again
But he also didn’t bother to buy anything and one of his team members had to buy it and turned out she ended up buying for herself so sympathies are a little limited
That's so inappropriate! He should've taken them to tribunal. Would've got a nice payout.
 
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I got edible underwear one time. Noughties office culture, you really had to be there.
 
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I got edible underwear one time. Noughties office culture, you really had to be there.
I work with men who still think they're in the 80s. Making comments about the length of school girls skirts when they walk past the window 🫠
 
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I work with men who still think they're in the 80s. Making comments about the length of school girls skirts when they walk past the window 🫠
driving my kid to school today, saw a middle aged van driver do a double take to gawp at a 15 year old girl in her perfectly appropriate uniform.

Just gross.
 
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All men need to start in jail and prove they don’t need to be there. Gawping at a girl is school uniform is abhorrent. Nasty pricks
 
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I work with men who still think they're in the 80s. Making comments about the length of school girls skirts when they walk past the window 🫠
It's vile how it's just brushed under the rug.

My mums mates creepy dad was in hospital and on facetime to her and she kindly passed the phone to me and he exclaimed "I've been waiting for you to turn 16!!" like mate I'm 31 I hope to duck you have a DNR in place ffs. "it's just his sense if humour!" no he's a fuckin cretin what
 
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That's so inappropriate! He should've taken them to tribunal. Would've got a nice payout.
I don’t think we have such good laws here 😂
But it definitely didn’t go down the way the giver expected, was all just very awkward.

i find it truly bizarre that men will so openly gawp at clearly underage girls and yet if it was their daughter they’d be horrified
 
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