Recap
We’re two threads later since the birth of Ziggy and Beth is still pushing he’s an NICU preemie baby despite being born at full term, and of course, still mentioning breast feeding
- Dragged Ziggy all the way up to Scotland from London when he was only a couple months old.
Slated a small business for being expensive despite the fact she chose to eat there and we have been in a pandemic where small businesses have suffered the most over the last 2-3 years
- Posted later on that it wasn't even the right cafe, she got it mixed up.
- Posted an AD which showed her disgusting filthy grout because she doesn't have the time to properly clean her filthy home or trim her childs nails because posting stories comes first
- Spoke about plans to go abroad with Ziggy when he's 5 months old for 2 weeks back in March. "Somewhere I can lie by the pool vibe."
- Complained about
tit maternity pay and being the bread winner despite making a choice to be an Instagram "Influener" as her job and not getting a real job or properly saving up for parenthood. Also confirming that her Instagram hobby earns more than her PT and her former teacher husband.
- Throwing in she's married to her former sixth form / high-school teacher for good measure.
- Said back in March 2021 that she'd noticed more "
crappy messages" probably due to her tone-deafness and habit of not following COVID guidelines.
- Barely mentions her book club anymore, has left it all to her mate to run.
- Socialblade stats showed she potentially buys followers
- Showed herself in a nappy because #relatable even though nobody asked for it.
- Ziggy has appeared in so many ads since his birth (when was it, Late march/early April?) that he may as well be put on a pay roll.
- Went on two abroad AD holidays during the Summer in the space of a fortnight, taking Ziggy with her despite his “preemie” status.
- Beth dumped him in the kids club for a few hours despite the fact he’s so young, supposed to be a preemie and in a foreign country. Whilst he was dumped in the club, all she did was lounge by the pool reading.
- When she came home she admitted to having a mice infestation in her house which she also rents as an airbnb when they go away.
- claimed the infestation was because her house is too clean, which we all know is BS. We’ve seen your grout, Beth.
- Complained about someone kindly sending her a bib for Ziggy because it is pink with a unicorn, and he is a boy. This is after saying she wasn’t going to subscribe to gender norms and has since dressed Ziggy in boring beige. Obviously, this contradicts what she’s been preaching.
- Tried to sleep train Ziggy and paid a specialist, but then took him abroad twice in a fortnight. Still bitching about him not sleeping.
- Because she was promoting family holidays she started sharing her teacher husbands face in photos, but as soon as the ads were over she began covering him up again.
- Lies about not knowing how to use a more subtle breast pump because it doesn’t get her any attention.
- She uses fertility awareness hashtags despite the fact she did not suffer with infertility, she fails to note that being a miscarriage sufferer and someone suffering with infertility are two different things.
She miscarried twice that we know of and carried Ziggy to full term (cause he’s not actually a preemie), so she is not only manipulating her audience but posting potentially triggering images on awareness hashtags.
- She uses fertility awareness hashtags despite the fact she did not suffer with infertility, she fails to note that being a miscarriage sufferer and someone suffering with infertility are two different things. She miscarried twice that we know of and carried Ziggy to full term (cause he’s not actually a preemie), so she is not only manipulating her audience but posting potentially triggering images on awareness hashtags.
- decided to start weaning Ziggy cause he’s only a preemie when she decides he is
Invited herself to her mums elopement abroad and raved about how great it was to get away from her baby
It also came to Tattlers attention that Beth’s mum has married Beth’s former head teacher- keeping the school ties in the family!
Has acknowledged the well deserved criticisms for splashing Ziggy all over Instagram and in her ads, says she doesn’t care about it
Slept with earphones/plugs in to drown out an upset crying Ziggy
Removed his comforter from him and went to bed with it herself. Wondered why he was so distressed
Changes how long Ziggy was initially in the NICU for depending on her mood
Moans she’s so tired, needs a break etc yet consistently takes holidays and has easy mornings
Claims she never wanted a girl yet her Motherhood Edit has a post about gender disappointment and she mentions his gender A LOT
was gifted a snug sofa as if she needed one
Increased the cost of the book club she never works on
Since November where she had 89k followers, it’s taken her up to May 2022 to reach 90.4K followers with thanks to her yearly follow me for a freebie xmas giveaway spree
Said Ziggy was born at 8 months, but she was 37 weeks. Doing my maths that makes her 9 months + 1 week (correct me if I’m wrong on that, my maths is horrendous)
Did an ad eating a Tuna sandwich and she couldn’t have looked more disgusted, this post comparing her to Ed Milliband is golden:
https://tattle.life/threads/beth-sandland-5-the-first-woman-to-parent.24380/post-8025612
Joined TikTok, currently has 584 followers
If you have access to a computer, go on Instagram desktop and you’ll see how low her engagement actually is
Took Ziggy to wagamamas and didn’t feed him anything there
She’s the breadwinner, PT husband not bringing much cash in
Took Ziggy on a train without being masked up, claimed the train was empty but you could clearly see other passengers in another shot.
Image ref:
https://tattle.life/threads/beth-sandland-5-the-first-woman-to-parent.24380/post-8497956
Boy Beth / Her Teacher From School Days Husband wasn’t invited to the elopement of Beth’s mum, maybe going to his former bosses wedding is too weird?
Beth was excited over Instagram potentially reeling out a subscription service, asked her audience if they’d be interested. 4% said yes 96% said no.
Isn’t pregnant or actively TTC due to her “trauma”
Ref:
https://tattle.life/threads/beth-sandland-5-the-first-woman-to-parent.24380/post-9012965
Started sharing MLM stories
Boy Beth’s Twitter revealed they applied for a mortgage
Then they confirmed they’re moving out of London via Beth’s Instagram
Abruptly moved out not long after the announcement
Juicy end of recap tidbit:
On thread number 2 Beth’s brother pays us a visit and gives some goss, whether or not it was really him is up to you to decide!
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buckle up folks, it’s a long one!
she had to contact their sleep consultant.
, was the size of babies born at 33-34 weeks and critically ill - so nothing she hasn’t previously harped on about. She feels like she doesn’t sit in either camp of “premature or not”
we should have made bingo cards.
She’s tasteless so her opinion on that doesn’t matter to me but what a weird choice of word 
