Best Life & Beyond #13 Katie & Spencer: Flyin First Class, Ginger Ale in a Glass, "So Gucci & Rad”

[Lalo Salamanca]

Lucky thread #13

Thank you @Tom Wambsgans for the title (with the most votes) Tip of the hat to ya good sir.

Sorry @dietdrpeppersupremacy and @teripeterson there wasn't enough space to add your additions. But they were hilarious.

I have a feeling this one is gonna fill up fast. BLAB has gone into full-on self destruct mode while on the WDW trip so far, and this is only the beginning. We still have the Geriatric Starcruiser, staring Junior Lieutenant Loh Tee and his band of brothers. Also WDW and maybe a trip to a water park...this for sure will be entertaining...it has been decreed!!!

I'm your new mommy

 

[Wish_I_Weren't_Here]

This isn't a recap, but IT IS inspired by the awesome attraction themed recaps Fantasia Freak did of yore. This is more like the theme song of their lives.

...Of course, the ACTUAL lyrics to Pirates work just as well too.



Yo-ho, yo-ho, a P̶i̶r̶a̶t̶e̶'̶s̶ Blabby life for me!

We perjure, we're posers,
We beg for your loot
Then load up our CART-y, yo-ho!

We lie to our viewers
and don't give a hoot
We only work partly, yo-ho!

We say we're transparent,
We care for our stans
We're nothing but heart-y, yo-ho!

But ask us a question,
You'll get yourself banned
Fans must PLAY THE PART-y, yo-ho!

We extort and cheat,
We jumped in the sack
Say hi to Katie: "Yo, ho!"

But mention divorce
and we'll walk it right back
The subject is dart-y, yo-ho!

Yo-ho, yo-ho,
a Blabby life for me!

We fondle and char,
Pour sauce and ignite
Eat up, me 'earties, yo ho!

That just be our dinner,
We're really a fright!
Don't mind the farties, yo-ho!

We're villains to vloggers
We're tainting all names
We're hated the most-est, yo-ho!

But don't stand near Spencer,
He smells like bad eggs
Halitosis is grossest, yo-ho!

Our cash comes from click-farms,
Patrons and ads
Don't have no money no mo'

Still! We're supported
by mommies and dads
Best life of a pirate, yo-ho!

Yo-ho, yo-ho
a Blabby life for me!

[Repeat year after year after year]

 

[SmokesignallingMrDiabetes]

 

[MmAnaheim]

Lucky thread #13

Thank you @Tom Wambsgans for the title (with the most votes) Tip of the hat to ya good sir.

Sorry @dietdrpeppersupremacy and @teripeterson there wasn't enough space to add your additions. But they were hilarious.

I have a feeling this one is gonna fill up fast. BLAB has gone into full-on self destruct mode while on the WDW trip so far, and this is only the beginning. We still have the Geriatric Starcruiser, staring Junior Lieutenant Loh Tee and his band of brothers. Also WDW and maybe a trip to a water park...this for sure will be entertaining...it has been decreed!!!

View attachment 1107535 I'm your new mommy

I wonder if they only had costumes of a certain size and needed the bloated BLABs so that the costumes would fit.

 

[dietdrpeppersupremacy]

This isn't a recap, but IT IS inspired by the awesome attraction themed recaps Fantasia Freak did of yore. This is more like the theme song of their lives.

...Of course, the ACTUAL lyrics to Pirates work just as well too.



Yo-ho, yo-ho, a P̶i̶r̶a̶t̶e̶'̶s̶ Blabby life for me!

We perjure, we're posers,
We beg for your loot
Then load up our CART-y, yo-ho!

We lie to our viewers
and don't give a hoot
We only work partly, yo-ho!

We say we're transparent,
We care for our stans
We're nothing but heart-y, yo-ho!

But ask us a question,
You'll get yourself banned
Fans must PLAY THE PART-y, yo-ho!

We extort and cheat,
We jumped in the sack
Say hi to Katie: "Yo, ho!"

But mention divorce
and we'll walk it right back
The subject is dart-y, yo-ho!

Yo-ho, yo-ho,
a Blabby life for me!

We fondle and char,
Pour sauce and ignite
Eat up, me 'earties, yo ho!

That just be our dinner,
We're really a fright!
Don't mind the farties, yo-ho!

We're villains to vloggers
We're tainting all names
We're hated the most-est, yo-ho!

But don't stand near Spencer,
He smells like bad eggs
Halitosis is grossest, yo-ho!

Our cash comes from click-farms,
Patrons and ads
Don't have no money no mo'

Still! We're supported
by mommies and dads
Best life of a pirate, yo-ho!

Yo-ho, yo-ho
a Blabby life for me!

[Repeat year after year after year]

This is a goddamn masterpiece.

 

[The Real Deal]

This isn't a recap, but IT IS inspired by the awesome attraction themed recaps Fantasia Freak did of yore. This is more like the theme song of their lives.

...Of course, the ACTUAL lyrics to Pirates work just as well too.



Yo-ho, yo-ho, a P̶i̶r̶a̶t̶e̶'̶s̶ Blabby life for me!

We perjure, we're posers,
We beg for your loot
Then load up our CART-y, yo-ho!

We lie to our viewers
and don't give a hoot
We only work partly, yo-ho!

We say we're transparent,
We care for our stans
We're nothing but heart-y, yo-ho!

But ask us a question,
You'll get yourself banned
Fans must PLAY THE PART-y, yo-ho!

We extort and cheat,
We jumped in the sack
Say hi to Katie: "Yo, ho!"

But mention divorce
and we'll walk it right back
The subject is dart-y, yo-ho!

Yo-ho, yo-ho,
a Blabby life for me!

We fondle and char,
Pour sauce and ignite
Eat up, me 'earties, yo ho!

That just be our dinner,
We're really a fright!
Don't mind the farties, yo-ho!

We're villains to vloggers
We're tainting all names
We're hated the most-est, yo-ho!

But don't stand near Spencer,
He smells like bad eggs
Halitosis is grossest, yo-ho!

Our cash comes from click-farms,
Patrons and ads
Don't have no money no mo'

Still! We're supported
by mommies and dads
Best life of a pirate, yo-ho!

Yo-ho, yo-ho
a Blabby life for me!

[Repeat year after year after year]

Haha! Love this!

 

[Wish_I_Weren't_Here]

Thanks for the praise, glad you guys liked it.

That picture of "mommy" at the beginning of the thread is perfect. I still can't get over the pictures of KT that are NOT photoshopped. This is the way she looks now and she's just plain leaving the house looking like this. Yikes!

 

[teripeterson]

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Hey Alexa. Play "King of Wishful Thinking" by Go West.

 

[Yoursh]

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Look fatty beotch, they were not worshipping you, they were hoping to collect some cheap plastic beads for fun FFS.

 

[smack_02]

Lucky thread #13

Thank you @Tom Wambsgans for the title (with the most votes) Tip of the hat to ya good sir.

Sorry @dietdrpeppersupremacy and @teripeterson there wasn't enough space to add your additions. But they were hilarious.

I have a feeling this one is gonna fill up fast. BLAB has gone into full-on self destruct mode while on the WDW trip so far, and this is only the beginning. We still have the Geriatric Starcruiser, staring Junior Lieutenant Loh Tee and his band of brothers. Also WDW and maybe a trip to a water park...this for sure will be entertaining...it has been decreed!!!

View attachment 1107535 I'm your new mommy

Is this for real?? Yikes!!

 

[Jackprot!]

When Spencer asks when they are gonna take a break from eating and actually go on some rides at Universal:

 

[jessburch]

Just finished the parade video I really don’t see the point of flying across the US to go to a theme park and the first thing you do is just eat the same food walk around no rides repeat.

I wish Katie would just cut her hair short this messy bun uncombed scarecrow hairdo is played out. Wearing the same clothes and scary brows the woman is just a mess. Katie, you are Ms. Jeppers Creepers.

 

[westville]

I’d like to remind everyone that Katie is in her early 30s and has no kids. She has no job, no big house to clean, not even a dog to walk. She has all the time in the world to eat and dress right… And she‘s looking like Edna Turnblad.

 

[MmAnaheim]

I’d like to remind everyone that Katie is in her early 30s and has no kids. She has no job, no big house to clean, not even a dog to walk. She has all the time in the world to eat and dress right… And she‘s looking like Edna Turnblad.

This is what annoys me so much as a millennial woman in her early 30s with no kids yet! KT is the absolute perfect fit for the "childless millennials are so gluttonous and spoiled!" Sterotype!

 

[UncleLester]

I heard that they are going to Kennedy Space Center tomorrow.



Just Kidding. That would take actual effort to plan something new & creative to have live on their YouTube channel to find new subscribers.

 

[Granite dog]

Found these kind of interesting comments.

 

[Brookie]

I’d like to remind everyone that Katie is in her early 30s and has no kids. She has no job, no big house to clean, not even a dog to walk. She has all the time in the world to eat and dress right… And she‘s looking like Edna Turnblad.

Winning comment for the night.
EDNA TURNBLAD

 

[disneynana21]

Gluttony at its finest! Who goes all the way to FL to EAT EAT EAT! I’m getting sick just watching them. It’s disgusting! KT is unrecognizable to the gal that was KT the Disney Bear!

 

[The Real Deal]

Found these kind of interesting comments.

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Well I was told another vid will be dropping soon! Sorry about it! No one is impersonating them..they're laughing at them! Lol

 

[hoffdog]

It’s no secret that the hormones produced by eating indulgent foods are the same released during sex. Those foods are often used as a replacement in relationships where couples have stopped sharing intimacy altogether. You can see people like that all over the world holding hands and cramming thoughtless piles of extremely unhealthy food into each other’s faces. Ultimately they gain more weight and become less and less attracted to one another. It’s only eventual that relationships like this end. Sometimes years after they should have. It’s tragic really. Unless it’s KT and Spencer. Then it’s bleeping hilarious.