Title based on @Smca53 idea, which I loved.
-The thread keeps being a chaotic and hilarious mess thanks to Benji, the harem, the tea and the lurkers. Hi guys
-We got the final England camp of the year, where everyone was either injured or ill. But Ben remained strong and played in both matches.
-There were new girls being followed and unfollowed in the blink of an eye. Sorry ladies, better luck becoming members of the harem next time.
- @cherryshade123 shared with us her love for Madders. We're slightly worried about her. We're here for you, though.
-We continued our campaign to ban hair gel. Stop it, Chilwell! Give us fluffy hair.
-Ben also shaved his beard, which was a very sad moment for most of us. Stop hurting us!
-We got an interview in which Benji talked about the last couple of months and it made us a little emotional
-Apparently, Ben's big willy is very pretty. We would love to see it personally before spreading those kinds of rumours.
-Speaking of
, I shared a biological fact with the group to let them know that no, he's never too big for us. We don't just thirst and gossip here, we also learn.
-After the San Marino match, it took Ben 8 minutes to like Primark Kylie's picture. But now that Camila is there...well, he doesn't care as much
Sorry Kels.
-Benji's PA needs a pay rise because they're working non-stop. It's what happens when your client is such a bleep but hey, we still would
-I still haven't gotten a response from the PA giving me a list of the members of the harem and/or Ben's body count. I'll keep you updated.
I included in the poll the girls I could find more easily on IG. I'm missing the other hundred but we can't add that many options anyway.
-The thread keeps being a chaotic and hilarious mess thanks to Benji, the harem, the tea and the lurkers. Hi guys
-We got the final England camp of the year, where everyone was either injured or ill. But Ben remained strong and played in both matches.
-There were new girls being followed and unfollowed in the blink of an eye. Sorry ladies, better luck becoming members of the harem next time.
- @cherryshade123 shared with us her love for Madders. We're slightly worried about her. We're here for you, though.
-We continued our campaign to ban hair gel. Stop it, Chilwell! Give us fluffy hair.
-Ben also shaved his beard, which was a very sad moment for most of us. Stop hurting us!
-We got an interview in which Benji talked about the last couple of months and it made us a little emotional
-Apparently, Ben's big willy is very pretty. We would love to see it personally before spreading those kinds of rumours.
-Speaking of
, I shared a biological fact with the group to let them know that no, he's never too big for us. We don't just thirst and gossip here, we also learn.-After the San Marino match, it took Ben 8 minutes to like Primark Kylie's picture. But now that Camila is there...well, he doesn't care as much
Sorry Kels.-Benji's PA needs a pay rise because they're working non-stop. It's what happens when your client is such a bleep but hey, we still would
-I still haven't gotten a response from the PA giving me a list of the members of the harem and/or Ben's body count. I'll keep you updated.
I included in the poll the girls I could find more easily on IG. I'm missing the other hundred but we can't add that many options anyway.
she chose not to be a part of it at all.
ben
