Beautybeyondthe_eye/Snapshoteye #36 Green Green Grass Red Red Stye better get some ointment youve got pink eye

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🎤Back once again for the pedalo master.🎤


Had to shorten the title as it wouldnt fit 😭

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“Green Green Grass. Red Red Stye. You better get some ointment cause you’ve got pink eye” as penned by @honeyroastgammyhammy
Couldnt see any suggestions in the other thread hamlets, apologies if there was some xx
 
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Just waiting for Pool to destroy more songs.

 
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What's the deal with this guy? I see he's a nonce but why is he 42 living at home with his dad? Why does he behave like a 13 year old girl?why hasn't he had that sty looked at? Why does he film everything in his bathroom. Finally, why does he whisper songs. It triggers my fight or flight mode!!!
 
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What's the deal with this guy? I see he's a ponce but why is he 42 living at home with his dad? Why does he behave like a 13 year old girl?why hasn't he had that sty looked at? Why does he film everything in his bathroom. Finally, why does he whisper songs. It triggers my fight or flight mode!!!
Answer: to attract young vulnerable women

He’s on live wandering around somewhere
 
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I’m still blocked 😂😂😂. Just wondering whether he’s fucked off yet 😂😂😂. Also caught a TikTok which featured him dancing in those filthy skinny jeans. There really is absolutely nothing going on in the crotch department is there?
 
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I’m still blocked 😂😂😂. Just wondering whether he’s fucked off yet 😂😂😂. Also caught a TikTok which featured him dancing in those filthy skinny jeans. There really is absolutely nothing going on in the crotch department is there?
Hes like a Ken doll in that department.
 
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He has the physique of a small teenage boy and a head like that last slice of ham that's been left in the fridge too long. I've never come across someone with a more punchable face
 
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He’s live on TT showing his hotel room. We’re in for another catfish lads 🙏🏻
 
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Such a shame he can’t filter his face on lives, his eyes look like ball bags.
 
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He gets so hyper off a simple compliment. He also miraculously gets messages on other apps as he is live. He was showing off about how many voice notes he got from “amazing peiple with beautiful voices and smiles”….he’s constantly proving he knows people. But it’s ALL strangers most of whom are prob trolling / catfish

HIS MOUSTACHE TRIM
 
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someone on live asked him what the scariest thing to happen to him was… he said being pushed out of his mum’s vagina when he was born?

what an odd thing to say, talking about his dead mums genitalia
 
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Paul getting mad at a silver decorative cushion, this man is literally a 42 year old child holy tit.
 
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