“Ash what you doing?”What?
This can’t be serious? So many people want to live in my house?! AND it would make them better people if they could
“Babe, im taking a Pic so everyone think I’m sooooo relatable and have it so hard cos I work so hard and then they feel guilty and buy loads of the Lumi”
“But why are you running upstairs to get your designer bag I got you”
“Oh it’s so everyone sees it and thinks that selling the Lumi makes you enough money to buy these. Actually, I match your wage remember so technically I bought it. Go back to advising Whitty on the proteins babe”
Mingers slowly backs away, whilst downloading Tinder looking for his next