Ashlie Sugarrushed #9 The Many Lies of Ashlie: Blended fam? More like MLM spam!

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Welcome to thread 9 for Ashlie, who lives in Leeds Wakefield with her baldy sugar daddy (Wingers ), and Ashlie’s two spoilt sons. Wingers‘ two daughters apparently live with them, but in reality spend more time at their Grandparents. Ashlie loves to paint herself as step-mum extraordinaire, although she feeds the kids on junk and palms the girls off at any opportunity. She splits care of her sons with their Father and is ABSOLUTELY FINE about it.

Ashlie is still pretending to be a high powered, busy and important ‘boss babe’, divorce and relationship guru, sharer of life-hacks, and increasingly wild conspiracy theories. She is a multi-tasking Mumma, juggling ALL the hugely taxing responsibilities while dolling out advice about anything that she can give a wacky nickname to (see Covy-D, Pandy, Sainsos). In reality our Trashers spends most of the day earning a bit of pin money by selling face scrubbers to her followers and planning her next night away from her kids with the meal ticket that is Wingers.

Ash is a dress size 8-10, but for relatability purposes she is a size 20. She is about 5”9 but desperately wants Wingers to be taller than her so kindly crouches in photos so feed his tall-man ego. She has a unique talent in making herself and her home look incredibly cheap, which keeps Tattlers horrified and entertained in equal measure.

She’s gone strangely quiet in the last week. Tattlers think she’s shadow-banned again , and that either her Father has died (RIP), or something has kicked off with Wingers ex, or hallelujah Wingers has realised that Ashlie is a hamster-cheeked cling-on who is only interested in his dollar and has binned her off

P.S I’ve added a poll for the laughs!

Thanks to @LittleRa for the title.

 

[dangleberries]

Did I not get the most likes for a title name?

 

[justleaveitthere]

Did I not get the most likes for a title name?

Your shadow ban / Kate McCann suggestion did yes

 

[reCAPTCHA]

You did, but thread suggestions are only counted after page 48?

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

Hamster cheeked cling on

 

[Im not ok]

Isn’t she 6ft?

 

[reCAPTCHA]

Isn’t she 6ft?

Probably……I don’t pay as close attention as I should, and given she lies like a politician it’s hard to keep up

 

[JBinstafun]

How many days has she been silent for?

 

[clare999]

Ooohhh wonder what’s happened. I think maybe the girls have gone back to their mum

 

[Chunkymum]

As predicted she's only back on to peddle the lumi

 

[LittleRa]

Very unusual of her to not do a welcome home post for the boys coming back from their holidays with their Dad, I wonder if it’s linked to that. Or the girls’ custody situation. Or Mingers has been having it off with his 25 year old gold digger secretary.

 

[RateMeDontHateMeBiiiiitch]

Let’s not forget she stole a cat and spends more time at the vets than anywhere else!
I think given her update, it’s more sinister than the girls mum. I think it might be something to do with an arrest or an investigation of some type. Please HMRC, be my bloody guest at the boss babe’s accounts and lack of tax contributions she’s made/not made with her Stella lumi business.

 

[FOD's missing hairbands]

I wonder if the boy's dad is going for full custody and that is the news?

 

[Chunkymum]

Someone on the last thread said something about seeing how things unfold, that alluded to the fact they knew something had gone on. We need the tea I do hope they spill

 

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I wonder if the boy's dad is going for full custody and that is the news?

Unlikely, imo. Custody isn’t really a thing anymore in that sense. They both have equal parental responsibility if that’s what you mean. And you will only have parental responsibility removed via social services and the courts for really serious stuff where they deem that you aren’t fit to care for them etc. Ash might be a twit, but she’s a perfectly capable Mother and her boys are well fed, clothed and kept safe.

Given the boys age, what might realistically happen is that they start spending more time at their Dad‘s and depending on how many nights they spend there the tables might turn in regard to who claims Child Maintenance from who.

 

[Pivot]

Sorry but I have to laugh. She can't come on and chat but she can come back on to try and flog some more lumi shite

And why on earth wouldn't she still be able to come on and chat. Surely as long as she doesn't mention whatever the thing is that's happening then it's fine? Unless whatever it is would be obvious from actual stories

 

[uokhun411]

Welcome to thread 9 for Ashlie, who lives in Leeds Wakefield with her baldy sugar daddy (Wingers ), and Ashlie’s two spoilt sons. Wingers‘ two daughters apparently live with them, but in reality spend more time at their Grandparents. Ashlie loves to paint herself as step-mum extraordinaire, although she feeds the kids on junk and palms the girls off at any opportunity. She splits care of her sons with their Father and is ABSOLUTELY FINE about it.

Ashlie is still pretending to be a high powered, busy and important ‘boss babe’, divorce and relationship guru, sharer of life-hacks, and increasingly wild conspiracy theories. She is a multi-tasking Mumma, juggling ALL the hugely taxing responsibilities while dolling out advice about anything that she can give a wacky nickname to (see Covy-D, Pandy, Sainsos). In reality our Trashers spends most of the day earning a bit of pin money by selling face scrubbers to her followers and planning her next night away from her kids with the meal ticket that is Wingers.

Ash is a dress size 8-10, but for relatability purposes she is a size 20. She is about 5”9 but desperately wants Wingers to be taller than her so kindly crouches in photos so feed his tall-man ego. She has a unique talent in making herself and her home look incredibly cheap, which keeps Tattlers horrified and entertained in equal measure.

She’s gone strangely quiet in the last week. Tattlers think she’s shadow-banned again , and that either her Father has died (RIP), or something has kicked off with Wingers ex, or hallelujah Wingers has realised that Ashlie is a hamster-cheeked cling-on who is only interested in his dollar and has binned her off

P.S I’ve added a poll for the laughs!

Thanks to @LittleRa for the title.

This is true, only she is actually 6ft, if not taller. Seen her IRL and I’m 5’8”-5’9” and she makes me feel tiny.

I’d say she and Wingers are level pegging tbh. Not 6’4” like she makes out though.

 

[Mancnet]

My prediction is the girls are going to live with either their mum or grandparents and Trashlies behaviour has been cited as a reason in court.

And if that is true and Mingers stays with her then he’s even less of a man than I thought.

 

[uokhun411]

I’m actually going to go with it being something to do with the boys. I say this because she’s mentioned Liv in a post (which I don’t think she should do if it were something to do with the girls?) aaand she has also alluded to not looking great, which suggests that she’s v. upset, and I just can’t see her being that upset about the girls.

It would also explain why there’s been no “welcome home” post or anything to that effect.

Again, I really have no idea what it could actually be, but my money’s on that.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

It’s definitely the kids. I’m still thinking the girls and their mum using her insta as evidence. But didn’t one of the boys want to and stay with his Dad a while back/not want to go home
Whoever has the I hope they hurry back…. I’m ready for it