If my partner ever tried to make a reel of us kissing I'd run a mile. I can't think of anything I'd rather do less than film something like that.
Ashley James #36 The awkward relative who doesn’t like children
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Tonight’s bedtime story here had a page for us
And a page on wishing on the stars for Ash
(Guess what Ash, my male child has worn predators and played with cars, and still chooses sparkles and rainbows!)
And a page on wishing on the stars for Ash
(Guess what Ash, my male child has worn predators and played with cars, and still chooses sparkles and rainbows!)
well that awkward kissing reel just draws attention to her pancake bum!
My husband moans about a bloody selfie
Ah… I can’t stop laughing at the kiss with Tommy. She is literally falling into his mouth just after they walk off into the sunset where he is holding her by the WRIST
Nigel Farage’s arse has more life to it than hers (If you saw an IAC tonight yk
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Nigel Farage’s arse has more life to it than hers (If you saw an IAC tonight yk
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I’m so glad that they’re caring for you and that your pupper is on the road to recovery too! Are you feeling better? Please go easy on yourself and don’t exert too much pressure on yourself to get back into the thick of things; covid is a nasty beastie and I’d hate for you to be exhausted in the long term.Thank you, that’s so lovely.
My 16 year old went to the shop on his way home from school to buy me chocolate as a surprise
My 5 year old has selflessly offered to have as much screen time as needed while I’m feeling poorly
So yes they’re being amazing (mostly)
Dog’s stitches came out this morning (I tested covid negative today thank goodness so could take her).
I would love to know you in the real world
I too wish I knew you in real life. It’s the one thing that makes me sad about this site - that we have no way to communicate our personal details so that online friendships become real-world ones. I have no idea how to make contact!
I’m becoming evermore fascinated by Ms James’ tattoo. 99 what? Balloons? Flake? The year - in which what happened? What is the appended squiggle/scrotum/inverted comma(s) at the end - was the tattoist pissed when they inked her, or fed up with her incessant self-aggrandising babble and added a teeny-weeny willy in revenge? The mind boggles.
I just wish she could show one tenth the affection towards that dear little boy that she does to Baby Girl, and that both those poor children could be rid of the deep circles beneath their eyes.
Looks like Ada’s first Thread. She’s so advanced
Those pesky kids and that pesky screen time ban
I can't get Threads so I don't understand?
Oo-er and lawks (fans self and titters like the Nurse in ‘Romeo and Juliet’): it’s a secret code, innit? She’s trying to ever-so-cleverly contact one of her secret brethren so she can bring down Tattle and reign triumphant! We should all be in fear - Ms James has an in at GCHQ! How she must be sniggering into her unwashed braids! Obviously, this Clever Clue goes together with her mysterious tattoo. I wonder if she feels like a Bond Girl - sorry, ‘M’ - right now?
Or she couldn’t parcel the kids off to the Kidz Club, has had to stop playing Uno and has been screamed at for allowing Alf to take a tit in the pool as part of her ‘he’ll potty-train himself’ plan, Tommy the Eunuch has broken out in an allergic rash after kissing her/being exposed to her toxic spray tan, NNB has gone on strike and refuses to be her ‘daughter in law’s’ domestic servant, Ada has bitten her during an Exclusive Breastfeeding Session and she’s fallen on her lamentably flat backside, necessitating another plaster-in-the-bumcrack situation, and it’s raining. We live in hope.
Her latest insta post. I can’t stand the way she always says ‘it’s so nice watching the kids bond with Tommy when he’s not working’ as though he has nothing to do with them day to day and it’s all her! It’s such a bleeping cheek. He’s got more of a bond with Alfie than she has, it would really piss me off if I was Tommy.
The plaits are still going strong… 
When she's talking about the kids bonding with Tommy when he's not working it just makes me think that she's still doing the bare minimum of parenting while on holiday, I have visions of the kids being wheeled in and out for photo opportunities only and Ashley avoiding them the rest of the time
It’s because SHE grew them. SHE birthed them. So automatically those kids are HERS but he has to graft with them whilst she sits back and acts like some birthing bleeping deity.
It’s just her poisonous, jealous little dig at him because he’s a man and she very blatantly hates any male including her own partner and son. She’s a nasty witch.
Do you have a screenshot of her latest instawaffle? I don’t have the ‘gram (don’t see the point, to be honest). X
Here you go x
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I think it’s really sad that she is on holiday in a beautiful place with her partner and children (and childcare) and still she has to have a moan and a poor me essay. I would have so much more respect for her if she was just really enthusiastic and grateful and say she’s had a bloody amazing time. And when she’s back, it will be all about the jet lag and how she’s sad she’s not travelling anymore and the juggle and struggle.
She isn’t really close to anyone and doesn’t have proper friends, a week or so dicking about on a beach can’t change that.
Of course, when she moves to LONDON it’ll all magically be solved.
Of course, when she moves to LONDON it’ll all magically be solved.
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