Ashley James #11 Absent mother, content bores to tears, but did you know she was single for 6 years?

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Ashley James #11 Absent mother, content bores to tears, but did you know she was single for 6 years?

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Ashley the warrior survived the 6 week holidays without her childminder. This was only possible with the combined help of Nana, the Nanny, the hotel kids club, the hotel babysitting service, and possibly some random stranger from the street.

We tattlers were excited for lovely day x updates to resume, so we’ve been disappointed to have only seen a couple so far. The childminder could be forgiven for sending these to the Nanny, rather than Ashley, as it seems Ash is the person who is collecting Alf least.

Last week Ash was lucky enough to drop everything and go on a last minute jolly work trip to duck about in the sun advertise a hotel and swim wear, and then was lucky enough to drop Alf to Nana’s at the seaside and then pop back to London for a haircut (rumoured to cost up to £500).

Ashley is still referencing her school years in everything, and comparing today’s energy bills to when she was paid £35 to clean her aunt’s house at uni.

She also would like everyone to know that it’s far more important to her to go on holiday than to make sure her home is adequately warm for her toddler.
Just like she would much prefer to spend £400 on a dress for herself - because clothes should fit your body ladies! But she resents buying Alfie clothes because he grows out of them, so if you’re a child your body just has to fit the clothes.

The garden was finished (ish) in time for TommyNoBalls’ birthday, where we discovered that Ash can’t make a salad.
This was also the night she didn’t hear her child being violently unwell until she found him in the morning covered in vomit and diarrhoea 😔
Mum of the year right there.

Her podcast has been delayed to next Monday, and we eagerly (ahem) await the exiting launch.

If the news isn’t that she’s pregnant with a girl, we won’t be having a lovely day x
 
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Ashley James #11 Absent mother, content bores to tears, but did you know she was single for 6 years?

Winning title by @ketchupmayo17

Please put title suggestions in their own post and start it with ‘thread suggestion’ so it’s easy to find them 🙂



Ashley the warrior survived the 6 week holidays without her childminder. This was only possible with the combined help of Nana, the Nanny, the hotel kids club, the hotel babysitting service, and possibly some random stranger from the street.

We tattlers were excited for lovely day x updates to resume, so we’ve been disappointed to have only seen a couple so far. The childminder could be forgiven for sending these to the Nanny, rather than Ashley, as it seems Ash is the person who is collecting Alf least.

Last week Ash was lucky enough to drop everything and go on a last minute jolly work trip to duck about in the sun advertise a hotel and swim wear, and then was lucky enough to drop Alf to Nana’s at the seaside and then pop back to London for a haircut (rumoured to cost up to £500).

Ashley is still referencing her school years in everything, and comparing today’s energy bills to when she was paid £35 to clean her aunt’s house at uni.

She also would like everyone to know that it’s far more important to her to go on holiday than to make sure her home is adequately warm for her toddler.
Just like she would much prefer to spend £400 on a dress for herself - because clothes should fit your body ladies! But she resents buying Alfie clothes because he grows out of them, so if you’re a child your body just has to fit the clothes.

The garden was finished (ish) in time for TommyNoBalls’ birthday, where we discovered that Ash can’t make a salad.
This was also the night she didn’t hear her child being violently unwell until she found him in the morning covered in vomit and diarrhoea 😔
Mum of the year right there.

Her podcast has been delayed to next Monday, and we eagerly (ahem) await the exiting launch.

If the news isn’t that she’s pregnant with a girl, we won’t be having a lovely day x
Bravo!
Grade A for you 👏🏽
 
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Laughing so much at your recap @Pollyanna263 😂

She also released her Vintage Pink collection where if you’re struggling to pay the bills put a jumper on you can always treat yourself to a £23,000 ring from her collection!
 
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That busy researching her topics for GB news but she has time to make an ad for all plants 🙄 lie after lie constantly
 
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‘I have to spend each time researching each topics’. She’s thick as tit. Tell us again what grades you got in school trashley?
 
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