Asher Mary Lou #13 New car, new tits, but no future husband in the mix 😂

[Just.here.for.the.goss]

Fab thread title @hey501

‘New car, new tits, but no future husband in the mix ’

She’s been as dull as ever - thinking that pale rose is a whole personality and still trying to hunt down someone who will marry her desperate fake tanned arse!

As you were trolls x

 

[Clarity456]

When she says she's in her "lover girl era" has she got a new victim/shag who she's mistaking for a future husband?

 

[12inchthinbase]

When she says she's in her "lover girl era" has she got a new victim/shag who she's mistaking for a future husband?

What on Earth is a "lover girl era"?! she can just call herself what she is surely? A massive bleeping ag.

 

[Clarity456]

What on Earth is a "lover girl era"?! she can just call herself what she is surely? A massive bleeping ag.

The daft cow has probably seen people say that going to the Taylor swift ERA'S concerts

Obviously the premise of the TS tour is that each separate album has its own specific section of the tour - an "era" - with a costume and set change where she performs songs specifically from that album/era. Audience members will typically go dressed up to the tour like their favourite album/era. So you get people on SM like "in my Red era" "in my Reputation era" etc etc

Buttt, Taylor also has an album called....

So you see Taylor swift fans on Instagram, going to the show in something pink or heart print saying "in my lover girl era" referring to this bleeping album not a casa amor wannabe they've been shagging 3 weeks.

 

[Anna Delvey]

She just wants to find someone to shack up with and dump her dog on them

 

[eeeecccc]

She just wants to find someone to shack up with and dump her dog on them

Bumper's fourth daddy incoming

 

[bbbbbbb123]

She’s getting the fry light and Nandos seasoning ready

 

[TweedleTea]

She’s already planning for her next initial tattoo

 

[SnoopyMcsnoopsnoop]

What did she do to her eyebrows in the GRWM video, awful!!!

 

[eeeecccc]

Uggggghhhhh she's straight back to posting quotes about picking the right person and sharing her WhatsApp conversations Strap in everyone, Asher's met her 5th soulmate

 

[Ajane2482]

Just watching the new celebs go dating, Ella from UK mafs is on it. Just triggered my memory of when Asher met her once at an event and then were automatically ‘best mates’ and when it was Ella’s birthday she posted an OTT story for her after meeting her once. Then never to be seen again.
Why is she like this

 

[rrearlcc]

Just watching the new celebs go dating, Ella from UK mafs is on it. Just triggered my memory of when Asher met her once at an event and then were automatically ‘best mates’ and when it was Ella’s birthday she posted an OTT story for her after meeting her once. Then never to be seen again.
Why is she like this

If they met once more she'd have an ELLA tattoo on the other wrist from her LA tattoo

 

[Ajane2482]

If they met once more she'd have an ELLA tattoo on the other wrist from her LA tattoo

Maybe she woke up the next morning and got ‘EL’ put in front of the existing ‘LA’ tattoo to try and erase the fact that the friendship with Lozza is down the pan
Bit like when she had to change Charlie boys tatt as well

 

[purpleaubergine]

She can’t ever just post a simple “happy birthday” always turns it into a war and peace post about herself

 

[SusieQusie]

Me myself and I in that birthday post about her best mates fella… what a weird thing to write!

 

[coffee1234]

She can’t ever just post a simple “happy birthday” always turns it into a war and peace post about herself

My word. This is so self indulgent. She probably wrote him a birthday card but sent it to herself .

 

[Anna Delvey]

Remember when she was all about health and well being. Good eating, the gym most days and no alcohol

Now she’s constantly drinking at every opportunity and never seems to be in the gym.

Probably a good thing her and Charley broke up cause would look after bumper this much? He hated that dog and she’s dumping bumper pretty much every other day now. She’s a joke

 

[daisylee14]

Honestly the fact she preaches so much about being a good dog mum and refers to dogs as ‘earth angels’ yet neglects her own pet at any opportunity is what angers me most. She doesn’t deserve bumper if she’s consistently putting work/events before him

 

[hayezmysteries]

Imagine setting your phone up so you can film your arse in a hot tub..does she not see how tragic it looks

 

[Anna Delvey]

I thought this. It’s the most odd behaviour