caitlinbullen
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Went to the supermarket today and as you can imagine it was heaving. I was in the queue for the checkout and did that thing where I left the trolley for 30 secs to grab something from the end of the nearest aisle . Don’t get me wrong, I hate it when someone parks their trolley up and pisses off for ages, but I literally walked like 5 paces and came back- less than 30 seconds. Meanwhile...the lady behind me in the queue skipped round and started loaded her shopping into the belt. I was like...are you for real? I’m not a confrontational person, and life is too short to make a scene right? Definitely! But then as I was stood behind her I just got the rage....and so as her back was to me I quickly took the lovely looking strawberry cream pastries at the end of her shopping on the conveyor belt thingy, and hid them under something of mine.
Honestly, the thought of her arriving home, popping the kettle on, going to get her cream cakes and being like “Where da fook did those cream cakes go?” makes me howl.
Probably the most middle-class act of rebellion ever!
Honestly, the thought of her arriving home, popping the kettle on, going to get her cream cakes and being like “Where da fook did those cream cakes go?” makes me howl.
Probably the most middle-class act of rebellion ever!