I wonder is she one off these ex’s who will leave some surprises in the house for Juan when she vacates. Will she leave with her head held high or leave with all the tea spoons and lightbulbs
Or some fish in the curtain poles?I wonder is she one off these ex’s who will leave some surprises in the house for Juan when she vacates. Will she leave with her head held high or leave with all the tea spoons and lightbulbs
If it was me, I’d leave prawns hidden everywhere for the little C U Next TuesdayI wonder is she one off these ex’s who will leave some surprises in the house for Juan when she vacates. Will she leave with her head held high or leave with all the tea spoons and lightbulbs
At the very least wheely bins chocer block with nappiesOr some fish in the curtain poles?
she’s more passive aggressive , she’s probably superglued the family photos of them to the wallsIf it was me, I’d leave prawns hidden everywhere for the little C U Next Tuesday
He’s a short arse isn’t he? She should make sure that everything is left up really highAt the very least wheely bins chocer block with nappies
Get all the light switches moved up the walls or put all the food/crockery on the top shelfHe’s a short arse isn’t he? She should make sure that everything is left up really high
Take every fuse out of every plug & take all the remote controlsHe’s a short arse isn’t he? She should make sure that everything is left up really high
super super glue a family photo to the roof of the bedroomHe’s a short arse isn’t he? She should make sure that everything is left up really high
Put all the windows on vent setting and lock them. Dump the window keys. Make sure bins are inside side gate. Put new padlock on gate. Dump the key. Internal door locks? Dump all the keys for them too. OoopsieTake every morsel of bedding and towels from the house so he has to go online and wait for them all to be replaced.
Break the handle off each mug so he can’t have a cup of tea
super super glue a family photo to the roof of the bedroom
They are brilliant. I once had an ex. Very sour when I was moving out. He wrecked all my make up and him and his mates pissed on my clothes drunk. Wish i knew about these ideas then break ups are titThese ideas have me in stitches pure comedy!!
Dont Forget the strategically placed ysl purse and sun glasses a la joanne larbyWell that's responsible, a pint of Guinness and a pornstar martini, next to the range rover keys.
Stupid woman