Oh I'm always amused at the titles people give themselves on LinkedIn. A guy I worked with apparently ran the department we worked in together - we were at the same level. This title he gave himself would come as a surprise to the head of the department and indeed his direct reports, who were all several grades above both of us.Just seen that someone who works for the same company and does the same role I do has given themselves a fancy title on LinkedIn which is technically accurate but ridiculous; like ‘head water, facilities, sewage and technology consultant’ if you were a self-employed plumber. Major eye roll.
Do you work in my teamTL took a half day today, so ofc, the lazy one has taken the piss all afternoon.
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Maybe that’s his plan, get you to do his workThe one guy who cannot for the life of him enter a project correctly. Then he contacts me asking for help cleaning up the huge mess he created. And he legitimately has no idea what he did wrong despite being trained multiple times and having the instructions document open to refer to.
I'm about ready to just offer to enter the projects for him. He should be able to do it himself, but I figure it would be worth the few minutes of extra work to not have to spend two hours fixing his screw ups every time.
Whilst being paid more on the basis that he enters the projects, most likely.Maybe that’s his plan, get you to do his work
Maybe that’s his plan, get you to do his work
Yeah, I'm not the one making $140,000 US per year.Whilst being paid more on the basis that he enters the projects, most likely.
They always describe geniuses as having no common sense...Yeah, I'm not the one making $140,000 US per year.
But honestly, I think he just can't figure out how to use the system. Have you ever met someone who's brilliant in their field of study but can't figure out how to heat up a microwave meal? I think that's him.
That's my oldest brother. Genius level IQ. Mensa level intelligence. Zero common sense.They always describe geniuses as having no common sense...
Or glare at you if you're talking/laughing too loudly with your workmates while on your break, in the lunch room, that is designed for relaxing in on your break!!!My annoying thing today is people using the kitchen as a meeting room for calls then getting annoyed at me for using the microwave because it's noisy
Given the state of the world today I think I might be reminding them of their privilege and telling them to STFU.Jesus Christ if my secretary doesn't stop complaining about the water not being cold enough in the new cooler, I'm gonna flip!
It's been non-stop for nearly two weeks.
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