Did she not just go on a break to Dorset?! Is that not a “proper break”. She’s just so negative always
According to s (2) (1) (a) of the Alice complaints code, it’s not considered a proper break unless the following apply:
(i) You must be wearing a big, stupid kaz band on your head, resembling a chocolate box straight out of 1985.
(ii) You must pose pool side, toe pointed, staring into space.
(iii) Standard hint of random body part of Paddy’s in a pic.
(iiii) Major loved up full length couples shot, with strategically placed hand on Paddy’s chest….just to silence the tattlers
(v) Pic of glass of wine and boring caption about #balance
(vi) Photoshop? What photoshop?