Alice j_t #3 Never mind Slay, Alice is having a long lunch and throwing her "business" away

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She recently wrote a long post about how she called Hux his name because she was such a huge fan of Aldous Huxley. However a blog post she wrote several years ago said she didn't call him after Aldous Huxley as she'd never heard of him.
 
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No! Hux is his real name, she lied about why she called him that. Daniel Salmassian is the boyfriend's name.
 
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She recently wrote a long post about how she called Hux his name because she was such a huge fan of Aldous Huxley. However a blog post she wrote several years ago said she didn't call him after Aldous Huxley as she'd never heard of him.
She took it down so quickly after it was mentioned here and then it triggered a chain reaction of calling us trolls and awful in her stories and ahhhh #neverforget
 
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No! Hux is his real name, she lied about why she called him that. Daniel Salmassian is the boyfriend's name.
Oh bleeping hell, I haven't even started on the wine yet! Clearly having one of those days. Thanks for the clarification.
 
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Gramps was called Shaun I think, and from what I remember reading on here was something unsavoury along the lines of a scrap metal merchant, amirite? But he obviously made a few quid from it and liked to splash it on our favourite champagne socialist.
 
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She took it down so quickly after it was mentioned here and then it triggered a chain reaction of calling us trolls and awful in her stories and ahhhh #neverforget
Tattle - where we do the remembering so they don’t have to 👌🏻
 
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Or it could be political differences
Uri (whose name I tattooed on my arm after 1 week and I uprooted my family to be with, after a couple of weeks) turned out to be a Tory (most 60 year olds are). His photo's talked a good game, but he never wined and dined me anywhere nice. Gramps did. Although LHR is just around the corner, he never flew me anywhere Business class. Gramps did.
Those bloody tories.
I (Alice) am a hardcore labour supporter. So I am all about social justice i.e. eating and drinking at nice restaurants paid for by older white men, because if I wasn't having a boozy £300 lunch at some swanky Michelin starred number, I could be at a food bank, don't you know. For us labour supporting, feminists, it is all about fighting the patriarchy. Did you see my T-shirts? I am serious about this stuff. It may look like I allow old, unattractive, Gammons to spend quality time with me, so I can have a lifestyle I might not be able to afford, but you would be wrong to assume this. Have you seen my mugs? As a good labour supporter, I allow old gammons to pay for my business class travel to teach those bastards about sharing. If I wasn't traveling business class to some 5-star hotel, I could be on the number 43 bus to the local food bank, don't you know?
Those bloody tories.
😆 this is absolute GOLD!! 🙏🏼
 
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Have they broken up then? I unfollowed her a while ago as it was all so boring, fake and pretentious
 
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Have they broken up then? I unfollowed her a while ago as it was all so boring, fake and pretentious
I don't think we know for sure. Someone saw Dan on Bumble, Alice now has "single mum" in her IG bio and someone said she had deleted all pics of Dan (although I haven't checked this). Oh, she also made a practice Christmas dinner with meat (but Dan is vegan). Maybe they're just messing with us - who knows! They still follow each other on IG, I think.
 
Almost certain they are still together. They think they are being smart bluffing us but they're a pair of twats. I mean trying to get us to register on 192.com? WTF.
 
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I don't think we know for sure. Someone saw Dan on Bumble, Alice now has "single mum" in her IG bio and someone said she had deleted all pics of Dan (although I haven't checked this). Oh, she also made a practice Christmas dinner with meat (but Dan is vegan). Maybe they're just messing with us - who knows! They still follow each other on IG, I think.
Suspect she's bored him to death. Too much "Not tonight, my little rubber lipped conman, I'm going to talk into my phone to my diminishing insta echo chamber about why we should all be champagne socialists, while doing that annoying face twisting thing that the viewer finds totally irritating". Repeat daily, until he walks out and she's back to square one. Sitting alone on the stairs with an old sock on her hand, doing that insincere smile to Hux who's holding the camera. Maybe it's really a glove puppet that she puts on her hand and talks to that when she's not firing up the camera to talk piffle?

I'd love to see his dating profiles and requirements. "No narcissists, failed life coaches with irritating kids, elves on shelves, entry level Range Rover drivers or tattle users may apply for the position to worship this vacant eyed, rubber lipped love God".
 
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Wtaf!!!! This is bleeping bizarre. What an absolute twit. Pretentious and fake.
Did you mean what’s Hux’s real name?? She just lied in a now deleted post that it was inspired by her favourite author. When in fact she’d forgotten she’d posted in a much earlier post she choose it as she liked it and had never read said authors books 🙈🙄
 
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I could definitely be wrong. I have zero insider information, other than having watched her social media for a while. I know some of the posters on here think some of the things she posts may be a ruse. The tattoo, the moving her children in with a man shes does not know. I don't think there are any ruses. This is her life, as ridiculous as it seems.
I cannot be specific on the date, but there was a change in her posts. The upbeat stuff evaporated and was replaced by a lack of humour and a load of virtue signaling. The telling a man to duck off was a strange story. Almost like she was talking to Uri. Then someone said Uri was on Bumble. I think others interpreted this as they are still together and Uri is doing the dirty. I saw it that they had split and he was getting himself back out there. Then we had a series of posts from a new member questioning if they were together and saying some other strange stuff. I think it was Uri and he seemed to be trying to prompt something from Tattle. The account was removed, again. From the posts the accounts he created have made, he seems like a very strange individual.

As well as all his photos being removed and the other things others have highlighted. Her record of very abrupt endings. Apart from Gramps. I think it ended weeks ago and it will be revealed in the week before Christmas, wrapped up in a learning experience and a load of positive stuff about living in London. To then be replaced in 4 months when she can get out of her lease with a great story about how she missed her family and so has moved. I cannot imagine what her family thinks.

I do genuinely feel sorry for her. It must all be so bleeping embarrassing. Then she pretends to be interested in politics and my empathy disappears.

I saw a quote today which I thought was apt, so I will use it below in a bastardised way, for our favourite influencer.

If you are ghosted you probably ran into an hole.
If you are ghosted 4 times, back to back, you are probably the hole.
If you introduce your kids to a new bloke, within 1 week of meeting him (she also did this with Gramps and wrote a blog about it) you are definitely the hole
 
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Wow.... 24hrs and radio silence.... guess either the ads have dried up or the truth has hit a nerve!
 
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Kids 'Mum why arent you pestering us to pretend we like some tat you are promoting or asking us to take photos of you constantly'

Alice 'Because the Tattle rabble can read my mind by viewing my social media, so I have to be circumspect.'

Kids 'Where's that bloke with the dog disappeared to? Not the really old one with glasses, the other one with the dead eyes, who has bought all his Instagram followers.'

Alice 'We had some political differences so we won't be seeing him again.'

Kids 'Isn't he the reason we moved away from our friends and family, to a place where we don't know anyone?'

Alice 'It may have seemed like that at the time, but we moved here for a learning experience. We are growing.'

Kids 'Can we just go home now, please.'

Alice 'We will. Just as soon as I can conjure up a narrative that turns this tit show into a positive.'
 
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I've also noticed since Insta now hides how many likes a post has that she's started liking her own posts, how desperate is that?
 
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Maybe Dan the Waxman stategically broke up with AJT so that he wouldn't have to buy her and the kids a Christmas present.
After all, Gucci bags aren't cheap you know.
 
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