The Soakdown #304!!
•Welcome back everyone. Lid Soak DoL representin’ and here we are well into the 300’s now that we’re on #305, our 6th thread!!
•After a very heavy weekend in Toronto (shout out to the not so witty Whitty) I find myself not only caught up but most of the recap has been assembled. Phew. Just in time for the
tit show of filings to begin!! STOCK UP TURDS. This is not a request but an order!
•Admittedly, thread #303 closing caught me completely off guard. The majority of the action was in the last 6 pages so in the last recap I missed Alice’s absolutely terrible no good cameo
https://tattle.life/threads/alice-e...rounger-what-a-career-arc.49605/post-22719755
•And I also missed an absolute belter on Bianca’s photo dump from Liverpool, the last photo was truly chef’s kiss and not a coincidence. Hi B! Very sweet way to tell us you like our work while also sticking it to the abusive drunk. Ioan approves.
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•We kicked off #304 with a poll and it appears that Alice and a sock/FM dropped in to vote. Unless it was one of us. Show yourselves fuckos!!!
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•We finally found out if Evans was really mooooving or if it was a bluff. Turns out they did. Naturally Alice called the paps on herself and gave consent for Ella to be papped
https://tattle.life/threads/alice-e...tion-says-the-cow-herself.49684/post-22722752
•There was an OK magazine/Radar article on her move and she didn’t even try to look presentable. Nothing like moving house with a banging hangover (this part was written before the tequila delivery came onto my radar. What tequila delivery?
)
https://tattle.life/threads/alice-e...tion-says-the-cow-herself.49684/post-22726013
•Love found some old posts which Alice and others commented on hee hee nice try Alice
https://tattle.life/threads/alice-e...tion-says-the-cow-herself.49684/post-22751539
•The stupid electric bill has gone up from $5602 to $5828 and somehow she lives to scam another day. As of this minute of posting, it is still outstanding.
•It turns out I’m basically Hiraeth, our gorgeous, funny and insightful imaginary lawyer after I was certain that Ioan didn’t bend to Alice’s will after her latest cash grab and Hiraeth agreed. I’m her new completely qualified law partner. Paid in Yobucks.
https://tattle.life/threads/alice-e...tion-says-the-cow-herself.49684/post-22756114
•So we know Alice ended up moving for sure after the paps and the article. Alice herself finally resurfaces, lurking on the mommy group pages before she cracks and posts areel & story thanking the little people and promoting her 2cnd day of work for 2025. Apparently she gets the date wrong and doesn’t even post a link to the con
https://tattle.life/threads/alice-e...tion-says-the-cow-herself.49684/post-22761392
•Because it’s Paris for the day, Alice also does her usual French version of the reel and with these reels we get a glimpse into the
shelter spareroom cash new place that Alice secured somehow
•A quick laugh can be found here if you need it courtesy of Love
https://tattle.life/threads/alice-e...tion-says-the-cow-herself.49684/post-22768192
•Alice, being the greatest mum of the year, by raising funds off other peoples backs + those baby bonus cheques from Daddy (so same, his back) staved off impending homelessness. The impoverished Evanses allegedly had to sleep on mattresses on the floor, in a new place in the Valley…..maybe!!
https://tattle.life/threads/alice-e...tion-says-the-cow-herself.49684/post-22770242
https://tattle.life/threads/alice-e...tion-says-the-cow-herself.49684/post-22770840
•The blatant way Alice accepts a special delivery of a
bleeping case of LALO Tequila to the BH house, 2 days before moooooving and barely over a week after fleecing/laundering money from her followers and pleading poverty, makes me as sick to my stomach as she did when she had that black eye and smug look at the ATM. Tequila does explain a lot though. A LOT.
•So to all those Alice
fools followers who donated whatever you could, probably mostly with your heart in the right place, congratulations but bad news. You’ve been had. Any person who calls themself a mother, uses it to fleece well intentioned donors, and then spends it on a case of tequila is a piece of
tit. I know you read here so please defend a mother buying a case of tequila after pleading poverty and homelessness. And no, it’s not a treat. It’s a luxury. Here is where your money went:
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•And I don’t even think she called the paps here. Someone was definitely called, or was determined to wait to catch her at just the right moment. I guess two can play at that game lol
•And it turns out the place in the Valley is not even permanent or semi permanent
https://tattle.life/threads/alice-e...tion-says-the-cow-herself.49684/post-22776072
•Finally our love to Mimsy, Mavis, Lulu and Salty who are going through some ish as well as anyone else I may have missed. And the biggest
duck you I can muster for Alice.
You’re a con, you’re a witch and you’re a bleep.
•To the real moms who make sure that the 2 E’s get to enjoy as normal of a life and childhood as possible, we recognize you and appreciate you beyond measure. I know you’re all being quiet for the girls sakes but I can’t wait for you to tell us all when they are much older
