The Soakdown #285 Credit to Sparkle Stars for that Legendary Designation
•Here we are folks, thread #286 and it arrived faster than expected even though it feels like a year’s worth of
tit went down in the 12 days that #285 was active.
•We began the thread with a poll and here are the results. I think we may have missed a third option: the kids joining her
. But I’m getting ahead of myself.
•The thread began innocuously enough with Alice and Craig
still trading barbs and Alice
still whining about eviction when it happened….
•Dedicated Tattlers were shaken to their very core when, for about 26 hours, we were nearly evicted from our home here on Tattle.
•It began with a name change and a speedy reversal (RIP 8Cafe) and culminated with the worst news imaginable: Tattle was going to close and we only had 5 hours to say goodbye.
•In some sort of last minute miracle, Tattle was saved and we lived to tattle on another day. We were assured that Tattle was not hacked and that the attempted rebrand and threats against family of the owner were two separate matters.
•Back to business as usual, Elsie attended her besties birthday and had a go at indoor skydiving. It looked like a lot of fun for her.
•Three weeks after the fires broke out in LA, they are nearly 100% contained. The devastation cannot be underestimated but it seems to be done with its fury. Time for the rebuild
•No word on whether Alice has sat the deposition but absent an RFO, it might be safe to assume that she has?? If you haven’t Alice, go on you silly duffer! Do it!
•Alice keeps dropping heavy hints about visiting the UK and then posts some photos of a play date she had with Caroline Feraday. Who apparently had bum sex with Frank Skinner in a portaloo at a Robbie Williams concert, since you asked lmao. Definitely gave us a chuckle and for some, an unexpected start to a brand new, fresh day.
•Bianca received flowers for Welsh Valentine’s Day and posted a story.
•Alice posts a photo on her grid of three US passports and a miracle story of how she bullied the passport office with tales of sick relatives (or were they) and emergency travel. Alice twists the story into a way to blame Ioan and paint herself as the hero, again. Passport edition.
•Bianca posts a story of how she, Ioan and the Lundgren’s were trapped in a restaurant, after dinner, by a flooded street and torrential rain. But LA needed it.
•Alice posts Elsie twice on her grid and once on her stories with more hints about England.
•Here Welp makes some excellent points about the
tit Alice has pulled while going around crying “litigation abuse!”
https://tattle.life/threads/alice-e...ut-the-same-time-ioan-did.48157/post-21676968
•Alice posts a selfie at LAX of just her face. She looks like baby bird, before it has feathers. In a state of confusion. You know what I’m talking about, where their eyes appear to be making up 90% of its head.
•Bianca promotes a podcast shes in for the MS foundation. It’s episode 5 and the link can be found here
•Jumping Jehoshaphat! Alice brought the girls to London…..or so we think…..
•Jumping Jehoshaphat #2! They actually turn up in Bristol to see uncle Tone who is apparently still married to Rachel, you know the one he met at Alice’s wedding? We know this because Alice posts a selfie with her hamface sandwiched between Tone and Rach.
•For some reason, Alice has an obsession with ‘sleeping’ photos whether real or staged. She did it to Ioan, she’s done it to the girls and now she’s gone for peak sleep photo: one of her and the girls supposedly crashed out together in Tone and Rach’s bed.
•Staged or not, we confirmed what we have all long thought: Alice sleeps in her nasty scarf. At this point I actually feel bad for the scarf.
•Alice posts and quickly deletes a family photo of uncle Tone and aunt Rachel with the girls in the middle all sat on a sofa. It was an interesting picture to say the least but at least they made it from the bed to the couch to create lasting memories.
•To my astonishment, somehow, Alice managed to get all the right documents in order for her and the girls to travel internationally. And actually made it.
•Alice rudely posts group photo of herself draped over Tone, with Rachel’s parents and the girls at the end of the thread, causing me to have to adjust my prepared Soakdown. Notably, Alice censored Ella’s face so I think it’s safe to say, she wasn’t happy with her mom taking liberties.
•Timed to perfection, thread #285 ended at the same time as the English portion of the trip. #286 will cover the French leg of the tour….TO BE CONTINUED…..
•Good luck Vee Vee. We’re rooting for you and your results
Tone looks like the ultimate chav, complete with grubby jogging bottoms, odious toad.
