His next sick trampoline just popped up on Facebook guyz
Alfie Deyes #7 Joe Sugg's sister's boyfriend/housemate
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Child 1 is Alfie
Child 2 is Zoe
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Child 2 is Zoe
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I don't think they'll wait for vlogmas to go to New York. This proves they're already there!Child 1 is Alfie
Child 2 is Zoe
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Futureself trampoline in the works for 2020!
Tattle just makes me realize that this fucker has no positive qualities whatsoever. He's not funny, good-looking, genuine, honest, well-spoken, smart, polite, respectful, grateful, charming, romantic.... these are all good qualities I cherish in a person. He's nothing of those! How does he still have so many fans left, considering he is an absolute tit person? I mean sure the numbers have fallen drastically, but how can anyone actually like him?
I too wonder how he got 20 fans to show up to his popup and him and Zoe managed to sell 160 packs of cards in 24 hours to their 15'000'000+ audience.
The advent calendar was the rot setting in on zalfie. The opportunities have really dried up since and aren't coming back. Just a few brands that still think they have a big audience will give them ads.
I’ve just seen playing cards in Asda - cost £1.50
I saw waterproof cards costing like £2
Can someone please slap Alfie?! Show him tattle? SOMETHING PLEASE! He would have made more money from something cheap as it would have been affordable and more people would have bought it! God. He's mad!
I have a pack of bycical cards which I think I paid £5 for (I used them to tell oh I'm pregnant as they have little pandas on)
It's as if Facebook knows about tattle, a nice little gift sack for zoe
How does he manage to look scruffy in a tux. That takes some doing. They could have taken a nice pic with a nice caption but instead Elf takes about their head sizes
And why the hell does he always close his eyes when he's doing a close up of him and Zoe in an embrace? Is it because he can't stand to look at her
Prick!!!!! Is that his gifted suit from the other week or did he “buy” another one?And why the hell does he always close his eyes when he's doing a close up of him and Zoe in an embrace? Is it because he can't stand to look at her
Hahahahaha yeah as if a uni looked at his videos and said that hahahah
if they did i wanna know which uni it was so i know to never give them my money or support
Not a staged photo at all Elf.
Has Zoe finally kicked him out? Bet that dog was terrified waking up next to those teeth
Has Zoe finally kicked him out? Bet that dog was terrified waking up next to those teeth
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bleeping hell. Such a beg for attention on the gram!
Look at his face, he's dreaming Mark is snuggling him
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