That story was so cringe! Obviously not true. Why would he hope they don't sell out? If his dwops are so popular he would order more in the first place to grow his business and make more money like a normal person. Not lament about selling out soooooo fast guys, I really hope this dwop is a flop and sells more slowly. WHY IT MAKES NO SENSE.
Alfie Deyes #10 Do your futureself a favour and finish something!
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Why can’t he keep his eyes open in photos? If he’s going to keep anything shut it should be his mouth! I hope these photos aren’t capturing his sex face... Dianne is there after all!
he looks so ignorant doing that
He's obviously slyly wanking while Dianne's sat so close to him
She should be social distancing/self isolating!! Someone send the pic to the bbc
This wasn't taken recently, it was the last time they were in Brighton, also where would Dianne get the to.e Togo to Brighton when she is teaching her celeb to dance 12 hours a day 4 days a week, is in studio for 2 full days & then has to choreograph on Sundays for that weeks routine.She should be social distancing/self isolating!! Someone send the pic to the bbc
Accidentally posted this in the Zoe thread, so sorry for the repetition if you follow both. I’m mystified as to why Alfie doesn’t seem to have photos taken with his eyes open. This is taking it to a whole new level. Why has he scribbled out his eyes? Does he have some kind of body dysmorphia? He’s happy to show his horse teeth off but his eyes are a no-go for some reason!
It’s because he’s dead inside and shows in his eyes
SHUT THE duck UP, ALFIE
He thinks he is saying something when he posts on Instagram, he thinks he is profound and inspirational. He's obsessed with his motivational books. But the truth is he doesn't say anything, he isn't profound, he is a vacuous waste of space.
SHUT THE duck UP, ALFIE
Yes! also "I'm genuinely interested"
No you aren't, you attention seeking, prat.
He's constantly looking for arse lickers ffs.
He is desperately seeking engagement to boost his flagging social numbers. That's all it is.
Yes that too
Silly sod. If he put out quality content, he wouldn't have to do this. I'm just stating the obvious now
True. He doesn't even have content now. Not even his god awful morning backflip or latest tat from Amazon video.Yes that too
Silly sod. If he put out quality content, he wouldn't have to do this. I'm just stating the obvious now
“I don’t follow you but I do occasionally hate watch you Alfie... mostly so I can slag you off on TL because you’re an exasperating moron”....
SHUT THE duck UP, ALFIE
Aww I was just about to post, “Because I’m OBSESSED with #ads and photos of people with their eyes shut”... but he has limited the comments now!
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The one after that ‘im uploading this image of myself under the sky. comment below if there is sky where you live x
Number of likes disappearing means that influencers have to take to desperate measures to make brands think they are worth it. Alfie doesn’t hesitate to say yes to any sponsor so of course he’s going to try and make it look like he has an involved audience that he will gladly scam
Comments from his minions - oMg Alfie I just chekd n thar is a sky woOew you’ve blewn mY miNd. P.s when r yew propozin 2 Zoella??
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