Alex Simpson #4

[TeaTime93]

God I cant stand her.
1. Dont drive a big car if you cant park it.
2. You arent entitled to just park how you like.
3. You werent 'in a rush with a baby'. You're unemployed, visiting a retail park to do your shopping.

 

[SC1990]

I’m one of those that’s too lazy to put any effort into toning post baby tbh (mainly because I have toddler twins so I’m shattered) but I’m happy as I am and learning to dress for the mum pouch.

I just had a nosey as I don’t follow her anymore and all I can say is, I look forward to her taking Oscar on these fancy hotel breaks when he’s a toddler lets see if she can get all dressed up and eat her steak meal in peace then…

Of course she'll manage, she'll have Auds (103) with her

 

[fgriff20]

Made me laugh! Don’t go too crazy with that one chocolate finger

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

Eeeee I’m crying laughing. Life is so unfair on our ‘in a rush’ Mother of the Year

 

[Lumpyfrogzz]

Oscars in the bed already. Probably because she hates being alone with Kie

I’m shocked they managed to even conceive. No doubt it was Handmaid’s Tale style with Auds guiding him in

 

[Lumpyfrogzz]

Not the slightest bit shocked to read she slept in her parents bed at the age of 17. More shocked that she doesn’t do it now and her ripe old age

 

[Sophie92]

Unless I was truly on deaths door, I can’t imagine taking my temperature as an adult. She’s such a drama queen.

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

I'd love to see her with 2 under 2

I think you mean auds with 2 under 2

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

Surely you’d feel useless and pretty inept when your sister with down syndrome is more independent and responsible than you!

 

[whoareyouu]

God I cant stand her.
1. Dont drive a big car if you cant park it.
2. You arent entitled to just park how you like.
3. You werent 'in a rush with a baby'. You're unemployed, visiting a retail park to do your shopping.

Is she stupid? Actually, that is a silly question…

You are meant to park within the lines Alex.

She would be the first to complain if she couldn’t see oncoming traffic because someone parked over the lines in the ‘pink’ area.

Pay the fine and get over yourself.

 

[whoareyouu]

Of course Mammy and Daddy are there. I don’t know of any man who would put up with the in laws being there all the time. Though I suppose it’s a baby sitter for them.

She is fucking tone deaf. "I don't look too bad in this photo (looking rake thin) then dad took one of me getting out the pool and I was humbled". 1) confirms mummy and daddy are there, 2) fuck off you know you're skinny

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

New hotel unlocked …. She now knows 3 different ones in the entire world

 

[whoareyouu]

View attachment 3773796Made me laugh! Don’t go too crazy with that one chocolate finger

All those vitamins and she is still sick all the time.

 

[whoareyouu]

Eeeee I’m crying laughing. Life is so unfair on our ‘in a rush’ Mother of the Year

I am sure daddy will make it go away.

 

[Sophie92]

Recently she’s definitely been saying how much better the two dogs have been getting on so I wonder if they’re gearing up to giving Winston to her parents.

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

New thread

Recap - she’s had a baby. Oh and Aud’s still 60.

 

[Lumpyfrogzz]

Complaining about having two holidays and being ill for both of them whilst the majority of people are sat here hanging on for dear life through the 7689 days until January pay day just to be able to live. She’s a joke

 

[SC1990]

OH MY GOD IT FINALLY HAPPENED

I'm sad...I wanted it to reach 100 pages of irrelevance

 

[Lumpyfrogzz]

Haha she must have been reading here …
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What girls? She posts pics of everything but didn’t document that

Hi Alex hun hope you had a lush time with your made up pals

 

[TeaTime93]

This is what happens when you're an unemployed princess. You have no reason to get out of bed and get on with your life so you lye in bed like a gong repeatedly taking your temperature begging strangers for sympathy