Can ATW stop wearing the Randomland hat already? He’s just damaging poor Justin’s already lame brand at this point.
And the same goes for Mark Brickey’s DL hat.
And the same goes for Mark Brickey’s DL hat.
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Front desk alert. Gross pig with an entitled attitude is waddling towards you wearing what once appear to have been white shorts but now are virtually mummified due to extreme exposure over many days to toxic butt funk. This moron can barely read or speak, and his physical appearance makes dog tit look attractive, but due to some mental deficit in his brain, he is an extreme narcissist who constantly speaks to a broken camera and takes stupid selfies. Beware when he lets out a psychotic laugh. There is something wrong with this dude. Don’t pay too much attention to this idiot as he just might bore you to death. And that would make for an embarrassing obituary.
He's never seen a hair care product until that $100 or whatever hair brush.
Only 23 minutes? Ballon ride? (You never know if he's using the French version of balloon, or just spelled it wrong) Retro Overload??
His very expensive French hotel does not list self-service laundry facilities, so which of the three do you think happened with the City of Bath t-shirt:
- It wasn't washed and he's just wearing it again
- It was washed in the room sink by Adam and air dried
- Adam paid for this cheap tourist t-shirt to be clean by the hotel, which offers the following:
This MFer makes a HUGE deal of his view of the Eiffel Tower again, and recaps his heroic effort to walk up to the second level the day before. How dare anyone say he's out of shape! Did you know the top level was not open?
How many Woovians who didn't know the definition of the word "commute" now think it's about just going from anywhere to anywhere? All thanks to Adam just using words however he'd like, because the world needs to conform to him.
Adam has announced he's checking out, leaving and going to Disneyland Paris - but he never uses that term. Just "Disney Village" and "staying in a Disney hotel". And then, just in case you thought that maybe Adam was leaving his clothes, souvenirs, laptop, etc in the room for the maid, he also announces that his "bags are packed up" and in case you don't believe him, he needs to show you
What is the point of this other than mental illness?
Adam says his hotel was awesome. I'm sure it's a very nice hotel, but unless you're fixated on the Eiffel Tower (like Adam), it's not anywhere near the best choice in Paris.
Adam opts for a taxi for the hour "commute". Again, terrified of the public transport in Paris. Didn't take the Metro once.
Now, glance quickly at the screenshots below. If you had been to WDW a few times, maybe stayed at Yacht & Beach Club, and someone showed you these pics, and said they had just checked in at WDW, would you question it? I wouldn't.
In between these two shots, he had to get this:
Yup, whew, he DID bring his bags with him - he didn't just pack them up and leave them at his last hotel! Wow!
It's 1pm and Adam can't check in until 4pm. It's a good thing he got the hell out of Paris so far ahead of his check-in time, because there's not much to do in the city of Paris.
Karen the Woo is in full effect here on arrival. If there's one thing Adam hates, it's security and bag checks. He constantly complains about the difference between Disneyland and WDW on it, and it's why he hates to carry anything but his camera.
- KTW doesn't like that the guard at the gate checked his reservation
- KTW doesn't like that he needs to go through a bag check to walk into the hotel lobby
- KTW needs coffee, he hasn't had a coffee yet and needs it bad. Wonder what KTW was so busy doing before Noon when he checked out of his Paris hotel?
Now why is Adam filming a hallway? Where's the lobby? Well...
DISNEY NEWPORT BAY RESORT HAS COMMITTED THE MOST GRIEVOUS OF SINS AGAINST ADAM!!!!
"They told me I could not film in the lobby. So, couldn't film in the lobby."
Adam is not happy, you can hear it in his voice. On the bright side, his room is ready early (Manager: "give him whatever room is available to get him out of zee lobby!")
Adam tries to move on with a little room tour. But he's having difficulty moving on
"All right. Little room tour now. Have walked in. Yeah. They were very adamant about no filming inside the lobby. Even before I went in the lobby, I said, "Well, can I film in the room?" They go, "Oh, yeah. Once you're once you're in there, you can film." So, but just can't film in thelobby for whatever reason."
It's a Yacht or Beach Club room to my eyes, there's just nothing unusual or unique about any of this at first glance (again, I've never been to DLP and I've never watched anyone vlog DLP, so I am seeing it for the first time)
His room key, and Adam says this is Mickey (this isn't the first time there's been controversy about Adam thinking a mouse might be Mickey and others thinking Minnie, and debate going on with his friends even), he doesn't even mention the possibility it could be Minnie:
Would Adam dare to make this tea considering it has the word "bourbon" on it? (he's saying he really likes tea and could make some tea in the room and looking at it)
Karen the Woo is a bit upset that his "Lake View" room only features this view of the lake (more on this in a bit)
Karen is also upset the balloon isn't as big as Disney Springs. In fact Adam almost says he's going to walk around Disney Springs later before he says Disney Village.
Of the balloon, he says "I'm going to try to go up in that bad boy and uh walk around a little bit. Just no filming in the lobby for whatever reason. Maybe the gift shop."
Says he's going to walk around and "try to get a perimeter of the land" (???)
Adam is so out of touch with normal life and normal people that he has NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS IN THE CLOSET AREA. NO CLUE.
Incredible to be 51 and never even be around other people with kids enough to recognize a pack 'n play/portable crib in a hotel room. Just mind-blowing to have zero reference on that at all.
He is going through the contents of the closet one by one, and he says "you got an iron, you got an...........ironing board". I honestly didn't think he was going to come up with it, even though he just said "iron". Also, yes, has never seen a wall-mounted hair dryer in a hotel room, apparently.
You knew this was coming, but I do love how CROOKED it is
Karen then realizes there'a a curtain he hasn't touched back in the room proper, and pulls it back to find his missing Lake View, including balcony. What a dope
You can't even make it up.
Karen makes a quick return though, because there are no chairs and no little table on the balcony (or any of the other balconies). If only there was some way to know what to expect before you book a hotel...Adam looks across at "Disney
He heads over. Earl of Sandwich, Rainforest Cafe, the balloon, a Starbucks (yes, of course), World of Disney, a movie theater, a McDonald's etc. He might as well be in Disney Springs.
So when Adam says "retro overload", he means that some of the art styles used and some of the decor in the shops reminds him of Downtown Disney and Disney Village (Florida version). Seriously, that's what he's excited about. Like, he creams his shorts over this
"I don't know why that makes me so happy"
I'm pretty sure you do, but you just don't want to think about it.
Next we get some very poor editing by Adam, a quick flash of the front of the McDonald's, a quick flash of a small band playing, and then he's suddenly walking down the gangway to the balloon and saying how much it cost.
Karen realizes that it is that this balloon has the same company name as the one at Disney Springs, so it is the same size and is the same balloon.
As usual, Adam stands away from everyone else, all the way on the other side of the balloon. While he's up there, Karen mentions that coffee is not allowed inside the gift shops (another huge problem for him), but it was no problem bringing it on the balloon.
Now, you may have noticed that Adam has not wasted nearly enough money today on useless tit. In fact, he hasn't bought one thing (at least on camera). So he must rectify that by buying the dumbest thing possible. The balloon company sells fake money. Yup.
He buys two for a total of 10 euros.
And this is dinner at Earl of Sandwich...
But what Adam ends up with on his tray is...
Those are quiches and a sandwich. He says he ordered two "by mistake". Here he displays the sandwich:
that's only half the sandwich, of course. I don't even see quiches on the menu when I look it up, so I dunno.
As usual, by the time he sits down, he bothers to open the sandwich to show what it looks like but says "I can't remember anything that's in it". Like, you don't see the ham at least?
Adam does not like he sandwich and only eats half of it - he makes sure to record himself throwing it in the garbage can. He eats both quiches though.
Karen complains about the ashtrays available, too.
Adam says over the "next series of days" it's going to be weird seeing familiar things from WDW and Disneyland, and yet he still hasn't uttered the words "Disneyland Paris". Then he says "I've probably given too much away, but I'm sure there's probably not one person watching that hadn't already figured out what's going to be happening during the duration of my stay here on property."
The vlog is over. I can only hope the next series of days goes as poorly for him as this one did.
What is the point of keeping the secret now? Wouldn't he get more views if he used Disneyland Paris in every title here on out? So dumb.
Why is it he tells us which hotel he is staying in if its a Disney or Universal hotel but if its not its a secret?
'I don't want to give it away'
You have to be brain dead to not know where he is
You have to be brain dead to not know where he is
The same reason he has to go to one country a month (and a zillion other things like it) - his broken brain made up the rule
WTF?
Again, help me as I'm no Disneyland Paris expert, but just like there's not much of Eisner's "MGM Studios" left in 2025, how much of Disneyland Paris has anything to do with what Eisner and Wells did in 1992?
Sweet Baby Jesus, I'm getting the feeling tomorrow's vlog is going to be a real doozy
Again, help me as I'm no Disneyland Paris expert, but just like there's not much of Eisner's "MGM Studios" left in 2025, how much of Disneyland Paris has anything to do with what Eisner and Wells did in 1992?
Sweet Baby Jesus, I'm getting the feeling tomorrow's vlog is going to be a real doozy
I visited DLP in 1998 and when I watch vlogs of people who are there now I don't recognize much of it at all.
I was wondering why he wasn't pointing out the castle and Space Mountain from the top of the balloon ride. He didn't want to spoil why he's there. As if anyone thought he went there to ride the balloon, look at the "retro" stuff and to throw away sandwiches he ordered. Him and his insane "rules".
For sure when he enters Disneyland Paris, he'll make a bee line to Big Thunder. He probably watched his friends Justin and Provost ride this attraction and, unlike the Orlando and Anaheim versions, saw how the train goes under water and just couldn't wait to go in it. In fact, I would not be surprised this was the top reason he went international.
For sure when he enters Disneyland Paris, he'll make a bee line to Big Thunder. He probably watched his friends Justin and Provost ride this attraction and, unlike the Orlando and Anaheim versions, saw how the train goes under water and just couldn't wait to go in it. In fact, I would not be surprised this was the top reason he went international.
Adam's not afraid to waste food because he was taught that the starving kids in third-world countries don't deserve to eat because they're all Godless heathens.
Do you think he ever will? Or will he call it "EuroDisney" because that's what it was called during the timeframe he's stuck in?
Amazing that you could have stopped the sentence there and it's still accurate. He spends more effort on remaining a lonely loser than anything else in his life. Maybe he can turn it around when everyone sees his array of rocking chairs.
True. And on a related note...
I was just reading the Wikipedia entry on the history of this park. Quite the "amazing" job Adam's hero, Eisner, did on Euro Disney. I remember reading the headlines back in the day that it had a very rough start, but never paid attention to any of the details.
Under Eisner and Wells:
- In 1992 at opening, the park faced financial difficulties as there were a lack of things to do and an overabundance of hotels, leading to underperformance
- In May 1992, entertainment magazine The Hollywood Reporter reported that about 25% of Euro Disney's workforce, approximately 3,000 people, had resigned from their jobs because of unacceptable working conditions. It also reported that the park's attendance was far behind expectations.
- In May 1992, park attendance was around 25,000 (some reports give a figure of 30,000) instead of the predicted 60,000. The Euro Disney Company stock price spiraled downward and on 23 July 1992, Euro Disney announced an expected net loss in its first year of operation of approximately 300 million French francs. During Euro Disney's first winter, hotel occupancy was so low that it was decided to close the Newport Bay Club hotel during the season
- The failure of Euro Disney caused the cancellation of several projects like WestCOT, Disney's America, Tomorrowland 2055 at Disneyland and Beastly Kingdom at Disney's Animal Kingdom
- A new Indiana Jones roller coaster ride was opened at Euro Disney in 1993. A few weeks after the ride opened, there were problems with the emergency brakes which resulted in guest injuries
- In 1994, the company was still having financial difficulties. There were rumours that Euro Disney was getting close to having to file for bankruptcy.
- By the summer of 1994, Euro Disney was burdened with $3 billion worth of debt. Disney CFO Richard Nanula and Wall Street financier Steve Norris worked with Alwaleed's business advisor Mustafa Al Hejailan to rescue the overleveraged company. In that deal, Disney's 49 percent stake was reduced to 39 percent, the banks agreed to forego interest payments until 1997, Disney wrote off royalties and fees until 1999, and Alwaleed agreed to pay $345 million for a 24 percent stake in Euro Disney. Later in 1994, the name was changed to Disneyland Paris.
Yes, what an amazing legacy! Of course Adam wouldn't know anything about anything when it comes to this, so no surprise there.
Watch him slobber all over them in tomorrow's vlog, based on his IG posts.
I feel stupid thinking the comments about Bastille Day/4th of July were real but he seems that idiotic and stupid enough to say things like that 
I can't wait to see what this dumbass thinks of DLP. We're going in October and I've been once, alone, so this time bringing my kiddo. It'll be way more fun. I do remember not being impressed by the food which i a shame because - well - France! (Obviously the only thing I eat in France is McDo. That's how you do it, right?! And don't speak any French you just yell in English?)
I can't wait to see what this dumbass thinks of DLP. We're going in October and I've been once, alone, so this time bringing my kiddo. It'll be way more fun. I do remember not being impressed by the food which i a shame because - well - France! (Obviously the only thing I eat in France is McDo. That's how you do it, right?! And don't speak any French you just yell in English?)
Seems to be going well with the viewers
Ah, I missed this...He said the soap in the room was "Savon brand, they changed from H2O Ocean some time back"
Yes, let's "hand it to him" for this
Gosh, it's almost like Adam comes off as an undesirable, smelly weirdo with a camera glued to his hand. I'll bet these other channels didn't walk in with the camera in their hand from the get go. I'll bet they checked in like normal humans and then maybe came back and took pics/video of the lobby later.
Yes, but Adam stained his shorts just thinking about riding it
YUP
FINALLY! Adam is broadening his vision by...going to the same theme park, just in France and a little different. WTF kind of hot take is this???
I'd be a rich man if I had a dime for every Woovian suggestion that is so ridiculous it makes me laugh. Adam doesn't eat breakfast and he doesn't eat in restaurants in general, unless the food comes on a tray and he can find his own corner to hide in while he eats.
LOL
Fresh content? The same balloon ride he does at Disney Springs, the same stores he goes in at Disney Springs, the same restaurant from Disney Springs, Starbucks, a Disney hotel that looks like every other Disney hotel at WDW?
Once again, the audience showing why they worship Adam...he's actually smarter than many of them
Adam needed to respond to some mildly negative comments
He has traveled an hour in the opposite direction of Versailles...although someone in the other place did mention that hey, a totally classic attraction from World Showcase is the movie from France that features Versailles and Mont St. Michel. I've never heard Adam mention it once, but as a younger person it was the first time I saw Versailles and Mont St Michel on video/film and was the root of me wanting to see both when I finally was lucky enough to visit France.
Well, I guess this shouldn't surprise me now, because nothing seems to move the needle for Adam much anymore
37 views in 14 hours = 2.6K views/hour
Maybe when he gets in the parks and uses DISNEYLAND PARIS in the title he'll get more traction. But right now, this is pitiful.
Ah, I missed this...He said the soap in the room was "Savon brand, they changed from H2O Ocean some time back"
Yes, let's "hand it to him" for this
Gosh, it's almost like Adam comes off as an undesirable, smelly weirdo with a camera glued to his hand. I'll bet these other channels didn't walk in with the camera in their hand from the get go. I'll bet they checked in like normal humans and then maybe came back and took pics/video of the lobby later.
Yes, but Adam stained his shorts just thinking about riding it
YUP
FINALLY! Adam is broadening his vision by...going to the same theme park, just in France and a little different. WTF kind of hot take is this???
I'd be a rich man if I had a dime for every Woovian suggestion that is so ridiculous it makes me laugh. Adam doesn't eat breakfast and he doesn't eat in restaurants in general, unless the food comes on a tray and he can find his own corner to hide in while he eats.
LOL
Fresh content? The same balloon ride he does at Disney Springs, the same stores he goes in at Disney Springs, the same restaurant from Disney Springs, Starbucks, a Disney hotel that looks like every other Disney hotel at WDW?
Once again, the audience showing why they worship Adam...he's actually smarter than many of them
Adam needed to respond to some mildly negative comments
He has traveled an hour in the opposite direction of Versailles...although someone in the other place did mention that hey, a totally classic attraction from World Showcase is the movie from France that features Versailles and Mont St. Michel. I've never heard Adam mention it once, but as a younger person it was the first time I saw Versailles and Mont St Michel on video/film and was the root of me wanting to see both when I finally was lucky enough to visit France.
Well, I guess this shouldn't surprise me now, because nothing seems to move the needle for Adam much anymore
37 views in 14 hours = 2.6K views/hour
Maybe when he gets in the parks and uses DISNEYLAND PARIS in the title he'll get more traction. But right now, this is pitiful.
Someone on the other site really saying they get to hear "sick tunes" from PTP's videos. Am I the only one with ears that work anymore? Huh? That's AI. That's as soulless and empty as David's eyes. Grow up!
Oh no other vloggers did get to film in the hotel lobby. Must have been because they don't look(and probably smell) like they just rolled out of a ditch after a bender.
He ate that some of that sandwich & 2 quiches. I can’t wait to see his side profile after this trip. Also how does he digest all that egg, ham & cheese? Quiche has the highest saturated fat content compared to most foods.
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