Adam's hotel room view...
Today is yet another hotel brochure group guided tour. Adam likes that because he doesn't have to do as much work and just needs to say "that's amazing" periodically, at a minimum. He's got 2 t-shirts on, and we're to believe that he couldn't find a store that sells "light hoodies" during his grand shopping and eating spree, on the "shopping street" itself, the day before?
Or did he just wait until it was cold and now it's too late. I think the latter. Also, he's got the umbrella because it will rain later.
Once on the tour bus, Adam continues his strange obsession with police in foreign countries by zooming on this car
Adam doesn't understand or retain any cultural information about anything he's seeing, but he does like the way he looks under the multi-color roof. He just stares at the camera and smiles, totally in love with himself.
Adam makes sure to show taking his shoes off before he heads into the Buddhist temple.
A man who has no idea what he's doing. This is just part of a grand list of things he's made up to fill his empty days because he knows he can't do the same stuff constantly
Culture, history, art, they hardly have any effect on Adam.
But if it snows a few flakes? That gets a reaction from him
He looks like such an idiot in short sleeves. He continues to not really pay attention to the guide and pose with his confused look in front of things he does not know anything about, like this, but with snowflakes in the air
Everyone else prepared, except idiot boy
No hoodie or jackets to be found in the National Folk Museum, but Adam did manage to get a vanilla latte to help with his diet.
I don't know what the next "museum" was, as Adam didn't mention the name, but apparently they sell ginseng and of course this big dummy bought into it
"Interesting museum. In the museum itself they didn't allow filming or anything, but basically is a big sales pitch to sell you some six-year ginseng which is the strongest ginseng so I got a six-month dose of ginseng pills that I can take one a day they said just make sure you wait at least a half hour to an hour after you drink coffee to take it, that is the strongest health benefits. According to them it's three or four times, I'm paraphrasing but much stronger than the ginseng you can get in the US. Let's see how I feel after 6 months taking ginseng, six-year-old ginseng, Korean ginseng. Yeah I bought into it, why not? Can't be bad for me, right?"
As far as I can tell from a quick Google search, a 6 month supply is around $100
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At lunch, Adam is advised to get bulgogi
That luggage is filling up fast, because after lunch Adam buys himself a beanie and a jacket (at what he calls a "vintage" store, but I think that's just the name of it, the clothing is not used) to go with his 6 month supply of 6 year old ginseng to be stuffed in his carry-on.
Adam takes the time to say he feels warmer with a jacket on.
He's nothing if not master of the obvious.
He confesses that the day before was "so warm" he didn't think he needed to buy a jacket when he was shopping. Because weather never changes and/or there's no way to know what it might do day to day, I guess? So my prediction at the beginning of this recap was right.
He also picked up a magnet and some sugar free candy that he's not sure exactly what it is
The next stop is Adam's favorite thing to do anywhere, get up high and look down
He's amazed by the amount of love locks up there, and says "they even have a little vending machine that sells the love locks".
Hmm, I wonder if that has something to the amount of love locks, Adam, you think?
Adam says this "is going to be a long episode". This isn't a tv show, Adam, it's just your home videos.
At the last stop, some traditional Korean buildings,
we get more of this "Hello me, I love you so much" bullshit
And, the vlog is over.
