Adam Hattan #12 Chicken tenders touch his lips on samey samey Disney ships

[emerald]

Title by @Tavi Huit

Last thread was mainly about his debut novel and his last mega vlog. Adam is currently taking his "summer hiatus".

 

[hrgrmr47]

He ordered 6000 copies which sounded significantly more than pre orders bc he had fantasies of it going viral and people not being able to buy it…. can’t see that happening tbh….

And not only ordered way too many copies, a marketing “expert” etc he also made the physical copies as expensive as possible so people would have to spend £20 on a book which is a high barrier for a book and puts off casually interested people from buying it on a whim.

 

[Theodore]

Mine’s on its way back to Amazon under the 30 day money back deal. So that’s one more to get rid of. I imagine they have a very large recycling bin. Thanks Amazon!

 

[ReadySteadyGrift]

Someone needs to take the poll choices and put them as a review. It needs nothing more than that to sum up the book

 

[GSquaredUWS]

I look at His pupils cut through the hairs of his eyebrows and wonder how there were 3 drafts. There is no way anyone, even a dope like Adam, can read that line 3 times and leave it in.

 

[Mark81]

Adam Hattan #13 - cAdam can't find his flynn, so he manifested Hiding Him

 

[cherryblossom12345]

Going back to the mega vlog discussion briefly, I imagine that the watch time of those low views are also abysmal, people will have watched the travel day portion and then clicked off. He really is determined to do everything in his life half-arsed and never reach his full potential. I’d say for him to go to therapy as there must be something going on, but I wouldn’t trust him to be honest with a therapist either.

 

[Mark81]

Going back to the mega vlog discussion briefly, I imagine that the watch time of those low views are also abysmal, people will have watched the travel day portion and then clicked off. He really is determined to do everything in his life half-arsed and never reach his full potential. I’d say for him to go to therapy as there must be something going on, but I wouldn’t trust him to be honest with a therapist either.

He'd probably just spend the whole session telling the therapist they were wrong about everything

 

[starri]

My tent pitches to full mast

It takes a real wordsmith to mix metaphors like that.

 

[Mark81]

It takes a real wordsmith to mix metaphors like that.

It's also all so, bad porn/seaside postcard type humour. Did he not research how to describe these things? Look at how others have written it?

 

[Century20]

He'd probably just spend the whole session telling the therapist they were wrong about everything

as well as having a meltdown about DCL changing those chicken tenders!!! (If the reports are in fact accurate)

 

[emerald]

It was like really bad attempt at Carry On humour. It doesn't work in writing.

 

[Mark81]

It was like really bad attempt at Carry On humour. It doesn't work in writing.

Completely. And 'pitching a tent' and 'at full mast' to me are very old ways of saying getting an erection. I'm 40 and it was old when I was young.

 

[autofocus]

I look at His pupils cut through the hairs of his eyebrows and wonder how there were 3 drafts. There is no way anyone, even a dope like Adam, can read that line 3 times and leave it in.

Is this the image Adam was going for?

 

[Tavi Huit]

Title by @Tavi Huit

Last thread was mainly about his debut novel and his last mega vlog. Adam is currently taking his "summer hiatus".

Ooooh I am famous, maybe I should write a book.

 

[Mark81]

View attachment 3034247Is this the image Adam was going for?

And there's me thinking Adam meant eyelashes

But he actually has a bushy eyebrow fetish

 

[GSquaredUWS]

Regarding the megavlog. He should be able to get 6 figure views on just the plane journey. He would have to title it properly, tag it properly and have a thumbnail that isn't his open gob though. Hannah Rickets only did her travel day in BA Club, never filmed in Disney, and got nearly a million views on that one video. Putting M&A in the thumbnail (looking dreadful!) probably doesn't help either. To reference the title of the last thread, he seems to be most comfortable as a side kick on his own channel. He's trying to build a brand so strong that just his name can sell a novel to the public, sell that novel to Netflix...but he doesn't have the confidence to stand alone in a thumbnail

 

[starri]

He tries digging himself out of the figurative hole he's dug himself

This sentence has been approved by the Department of Redundancy Department.
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As I’m getting deeper into the book (at least, as deep as something this shallow gets), there’s a real “How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?” vibe going on.

 

[Mark81]

He tries digging himself out of the figurative hole he's dug himself

if his book doesn't do that well this quite may come back to bite him...and become the next thread title

 

[autofocus]

When future Adam tells younger Adam he will travel the world, does he mean just Disney World?