Absolutely Fabulucy #4 Glasto, Ibiza, Christmas, REPEAT

[Mufasa]

New thread for our Glasto/Ibiza rock/Christmas loving gal
Couldn’t really see any thread suggestions so hope you don’t mind I just made one including all of Lucy’s ‘homes’

 

[Jumbojet1251]

Nice advert for her husbands riot squad vape juice…..a bottle of 88Vape on the bed

Honestly, can you get any more dressing up totally fake look at me I’m so quirky than Lucy? It’s a parody now.

 

[hattie20]

Fucks sake. I know they all dress up like that to be so out there and different, but they all end up looking the bloody same

just a mess of sequins and layers of sweaty jewellery.

They don’t look cool, they just look like uncomfortable messes.

 

[Tell.A.Tale]

Proper festival goers don’t bother dressing up so tacky. They go for the music and to dance. It’s not a fashion show / runway. She looks TERRIBLE

 

[Mufasa]

The amount of rings she crams onto her fingers makes me ITCH

 

[sheleg]

Her facial expression is so annoying on that photo.

 

[saisage]

Her facial expression is so annoying on that photo.

She’s got third degree gurns. Was hoping to bump into her here at glasto but I guess I won’t if she’s just chilling in her caravan

 

[Anotherct]

She’s got third degree gurns. Was hoping to bump into her here at glasto but I guess I won’t if she’s just chilling in her caravan

I had the most amazing weekend, dunno why you’d even go to sit in a caravan watching football.

 

[CoraSP]

Imagine trying to watch a band perform and that goon in a massive fluffy hat stands in front of you?!

 

[Jumbojet1251]

All those people there enjoying the music, the atmosphere, the weather and this attention seeker is stood like this pulling faces. What a nobber!

 

[saisage]

Tbh the footage that I watched glasto didn’t look great.
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Only a 2-3 more weeks till the rock

It was sooo good! Don’t get me wrong it was hard work, crowded at times and warm. But there’s just so much to see, lots more than what they show on the telly. That’s why I’m surprised she’s just sitting inside or hanging around VIP. She would have been dying in those warm outfits and hats.

 

[nittygrittyditty91]

She’s such a fan… brace yourselves only a few weeks till non stop Ibiza. Then 6 months till she’s got her Crimbo head on

 

[Anotherct]

So her dogs pregnant? For duck sake

 

[SunshineRae]

So her dogs pregnant? For duck sake

Does she forget she was telling people the importance of spay/neuter just a couple of weeks ago! She is such an irresponsible pet owner.

 

[spookyboo]

I hope for the pups sake it’s a litter of witches she won’t be pleased with more boys!

 

[WildThings]

I hope for the pups sake it’s a litter of witches she won’t be pleased with more boys!

Boy dogs?!

Straight into the lake they go

 

[hattie20]

Bloody hell, no net either. The woman has cotton wool for brains.

 

[Jumbojet1251]

Next thing will be a suspicious trampoline injury but she just cannot say how it was done but no one had ever seen this suspicious trampoline injury before. It was a special trampoline injury that only the quirky special people experience. Doctors from all over the world were brought in to study this suspicious trampoline injury and in no way is Lucy responsible. (lots of hinting about another child being responsible though) But NOT LUCY!

OW!

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

Wow how bleeping dangerous her lates post. Q on a pool float on the trampoline whilst maybe egg butty jumping. Dogs jumping on and off as well

definitely not egg butty, but whichever boy it is - santa Claus, super duper unicorn prince or the tooth fairy - guaranteed that he will be blamed entirely for any accident that happens and any injury to Q. it certainly won't be Lucy's fault - despite her just sitting by and filming such a dangerous situation.

also interesting that all/the majority of the boys now opt to have their hair cut short and in more stereotypically "boyish" styles - ever since Q was born, their supposed love of having long hair and wearing glitter and sequins and feather boas and love of unicorns and rainbows and the colour pink vanished pretty much immediately - *almost* like it was never THEIR choice or preference and Lucy was simply making do until she got her dream GIRL.

 

[hattie20]

There was a mum in my child’s school like that. Only she insisted that her son was trans and that he was now she. He had long hair, wore dresses to school.

Then she had a baby girl after years of secondary infertility. When her girl was born, suddenly her other child was a boy again, over night. He was only 7, she was pushing and pushing how “girly” he was from when I knew her at baby groups. One of those mums who insist thier 6 month old loves pink and refuses to wear another colour (the eye rolls she used to get!) Then as soon as she got her girl, she forgot all about it and he was in jeans, dinosaur t shirts and his hair was short.