Hahahaha I too, burst out laughing and was thankful I didn't take a sip of something.
I believe it was our 5th or 6th time and I noticed it was straight after I had come out of hospital (severe anaemia) where I had the full MOT (Covid, blood tests, smear tests, STD tests, rectal exam, pregnancy, etc). We are not seeing anyone else, or at least as far as I'm aware and I find him trustworthy.
Mod edit; locking thread as theae always end up going too far and the kind of content you'd see on a "specialist" site