NEW THREAD: thanks to @overandunder for the title suggestion, unfortunately had to be edited for length sorry about that. Full title: Shampooella: £40 a head, career's increasingly dead, another ghostwritten book whilst she cozies-up in bed
Title suggestion comes from @gloriouscheesecake 🤗
so whilst Alfie was in Tiffany looking for the perfect dog bowl for Nala.
Joe was on his way back to the UK to wife Naomi up 🤨
Even Zoe’s elf’s we’re off the shelf by the time they returned from New York 🤦♀️
Poor Zoe.....Forever waiting for...
New thread!!! Hope the title is ok, Continue here if so!!!
if you’re not feeling up to it,
just skip this thread completely!!!!!
Don’t overexert yourself by commenting or reading comments if you’re just not feeling up to it.
nobody wants ANYONE to feel like they’re under pressure, just...
New thread suggests comes from @btwizz94
I’ve just STRUGGLED through the latest Flog, edgy/cursing Zoe is painfully embarrassing...😂🤣
“fuck” “dickhead” talks of an unrolled condom.
Zoe is like that 16 year old that thinks it’s cool to sound like she’s one of the adults.
10 days in between...