InstaFamous

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View attachment 128487Megan's bath mats 🤣 £15 for the set , that's Chanel darling, oh so sophisticated. Chavtastic 😏
Picture the scene. It’s 11.30pm. It could be a weekend or a weekday, you don’t know. You don’t work so there’s no need to differentiate between them, really. You’re hanging out with your best mate Megan in her flat. You met her when she did your Russian volume lashes for you (a set and a half please, doll) and you hit it off. Some of her kids are still up; you’re not sure how many she has but there’s always at least one making a noise whenever you’re over. They’re running about in their vests, and Megan’s threatening to send them to bed but not actually moving off the sofa she’s lounging on. There are toys everywhere. Piles of plastic tat she picked up for them one day in B&M to shut them up whilst she browsed the zoflora section. There’s also a few black bin bags scattered about - are they full of old clothes? Toys? Rubbish? You don’t know and they never seem to get taken out anyway. Megan is having a fag and a warm glass of rose - shes dead sophisticated, you think.

But still...something doesn’t seem right. Should the kids be up this late? Is this all there is to life - a cramped two bed flat and an unending cycle of reproducing? Topping up your income with a few OnlyFans picture sets? Mouthing off about your exes new woman online? Maybe, just maybe, there’s more out there. You could go back to college - you always wanted to work in a bank after all. Maybe see what happens. Start with a proper routine in your life. Maybe give up the smokes, you know? Try for something a bit better.

You’ve been downing Blossom Hill, though, and you need a piss. You climb over toys to get to the bathroom. You’re thinking you’ll maybe check about enrolling in college tomorrow, maybe pop down and speak to someone in the college office, when suddenly....

In the bathroom.
A CHANEL bathroom set.
imagine that.
having CHANEL in your BATHROOM.
bloody hell.
megan must be LOADED.

Sod college. Sod getting up at 7am instead of midday. You thought maybe she wasn’t all that but now...oh now, you know this is life. This is success.
 
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Chlo14344

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Anyone remember when Dylan and Megan were looking at bigger caravans and Meg said she wanted 5 kids and Dylan said “I’m not having 5 kids megan!” 🤦🏼‍♀️😂
 
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InstaFamous

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I’ll never forget when Sassi wanted to be a plasterer, so her mum said she could do her basement. Sassi got upset about something (probably DAA-RIN) and she was in her overalls, throwing plaster at the wall and crying. My husband always asks if we can watch “the show where that girl was having a breakdown when she was spackling a basement”. Bless her.
 
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Missdissapointed

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Can we please stop talking about bubbles ffs! If you don’t understand bubbles then here isn’t the place to find out, look it up, Google it.

was so excited when I seen that I had 2 pages to catch up on to find it was all comments from someone that doesn’t understand support bubbles!!!
 
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Caroleexotic

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Reanne has done nothing wrong here. Why would it be fair to share her babies name? Megan has bought this all on herself whilst reean has looked after her kids
 
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Jennytea

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Can people please stop asking things that have already been covered when all of us have had to do the work and read it all to catch up... if you are gonna be a tattler then put the commitment in ffs 😂😂


The fact Megan has put a Tik Tok up in November implying her ‘man’ will shoot someone for her.. you know the same man that’s been found guilty for manslaughter?🤦🏻‍♀️ She just gets worse.. how can anyone still defend this ignorant brain dead twat
 
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Bk2021

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That feeling Megan felt not seeing her kids for 7 weeks, make that forever. Make that never seeing a picture of them ever again, or ever telling them you love them or ever hugging them for a final time. Because the man Megan's standing by took that away from a mother who never deserved it. And that’s why I no longer stand by her for standing by him.
 
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