I need a lobotomy and I'm not sorry for the snark with some comments. I'm just really over their hypocrisy and inconsistency. Part 2 (26-54 minutes):
- Tammy believes it's annoying when people mention her kids, because 'no one knows anything about her kids, they're loved and happy'. Matt adds she's a great mum. Doesn't comment how much he takes away from her children, though. Tammy says she's really happy with Matt and she's 'sure' the kids will 'benefit from seeing her happy'.
- Maldives trip: she planned to take her younger sisters and she booted them off to take Matt. He thought it would be good to take it and 'see how they do and how it goes'. Matt had no clue people get icks from their partners on trips, so he asks Tammy if she got one from him, she says no.
- Tammy apparently 'didn't put 2 & 2 together' on proposal, she thought Matt was checking the weather for something cute and romantic. She says she was 'soooo shocked' when he came on his knees and she 'almost blacked out'. 'So emotional, so romantic, most romantic time of her life'.
- Matt says he was choking up and crying when on his knees, he didn't think he's gonna cry. Tammy laughs him off and says he's a crier. Ana says this makes her emotional, Tammy keeps saying it was 'sooo perfect', Matt adds it's the best trip he's ever been on. Sure, when his girlfriend paid for it and he didn't. They're tonguing each other in the background as I type this and Ana melts 'aaaawwwww guuuuys'.
- Matt mentions everyone saying they rushed it, but they both say 'it felt right' and Tammy comes back with '2gether 4ever' again. Ana says 'around our age things move quicker', they're all in their 20s...
- Matt says in a partner he's looking for how they make him feel and loves being selfish in relationships, Tammy makes him feel good about himself. Tammy 'feels the same', she has expectations on being treated and the person she wants, and he 'treats her perfectly...and amazing...and she's lucky'. Enabling Ana comes back in with them being perfect and the same person. Again.
- Matt didn't call anyone after engagement, Tammy mass texted everyone photos of the ring. He told everyone what's he gonna do before the trip, her office staff included. Tammy said 'he did well with the ring and it is perfect, stunning, her dream ring'. Matt says he's jealous she gets to wear a ring and he doesn't yet.
- Wedding planning: it's happening this year, 120 guests according to Tammy, Matt is a groomzilla. He's more into the wedding planning. They have a wedding planner. He wants his input in everything. Matt and Tammy are writing their vows already, and both have cried writing them. They'll attend Ana's wedding. Venues aren't picked yet, they will tell their guests where to meet and take them by a bus to the final location. Date is picked and select few know. Tammy picked out a wedding dress, Ana saw it and calls it beautiful.
- Tammy mentions never planning a wedding and Matt comes back in yet again about how he doesn't care about the comments. Guys, did you know Matt totally doesn't care about comments? They also mention the infinity stones joke about Tammy's engagement rings. Ana enables Tammy's ego calling her a catch and justifying engagements. Matt doesn't know how to treat his groomsmen prior to the wedding or what to give them like Tammy gifted her sisters.
- Tammy Zukowski comes to play, she's changing it. Matt and Ana say how it sounds nice. Tammy says her kids don't have her name and she's not holding onto it. Both wedding parties will have bachelor and bachelorette party together on the same day in the same location.
- Tammy says Matt is 'good with her kids', 'they love him', she 'is not trying to put him in a dad role'. Wolf is obsessed with Matt. Matt says he 'loves' Wolf a lot, but also 'loves Posy', 'Saskia too', calls them all good kids. We've seen how he treats them and Posy's side eye, but okay.
- Games: Describing each other in one word: he thinks she's kind. She thinks he's funny, cute. They know each other's eye color (when looking at each other), coffee orders, favorite colour and TV show. Their signature cooking dish and whether the other is introvert or extrovert. So inpressive, this marriage is bound to last. Tammy admits they didn't have any chance to cook for each other still, Matt doesn't like or want to cook. Ana says 'haters can go fk themselves because these two are hot and magnetic'. The end.