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IrishName said:

Oh yes I know, I just wondered how she thinks she is now best chums with “Annie”?

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Because she exaggerates everything to the tenth dimension. She lives in London, therefore she lives in notting hill (LOL). She baked a cake therefore she is mary berry and will share her wealth of knowledge to one and all, because nobody else has made a cake before. Or a sandwich. Or pasta.
She bought a pair of jeans, therefore she is a fashionista. She is basically Coco Chanel so she will give fashion advice. She bought perfume as a gift, she's now a professional shopper. She painted a wall (or picked a paint colour for someone to paint with), she's pretty much an interior designer and will disperse this new found knowledge to her followers. She's kind like that.
She had a baby et voila, she's now a midwife, breast feeding counsellor, early years teacher and parenting expert. She had an orgasm and is a sexpert. She dined at the same place as L Tyler.......besties. Anne is in hubby's new movie......besties.

She lives in london therefore she is london. Rosie Londoner.

I actually get quite a threatening vibe from her voice. She sounds like the ghost of a 1920s socialite who died in the blitz and can't accept that she's dead, and is haunting the modern day people living in her house and demanding they leave

This guy has just swiped me on bumble and he reminds me of Rosie

She had a gifted haircut and left the salon looking like Camilla Parker Bowles.

Ask and ye shall receive

Jesus !! How entitled and pompous can you get ?!
“I dont have time for your silly peasant questions about how to command a yacht like a pro, okay?? Just be useful to me for free and if not piss off. You need to be 🤏 this rich to get on this ride!”

Murphy Brown said:

No, she has said in the past that Miles' girlfriend is her Willy Sister because they've both had him.

How...do you suppose PJ delivered her orgasm while she was in labour? Hand? Mouth? Peen? All options seem quite complicated and frightening.

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He probably just read out the A-list contacts from his phone.

Or ‘From BJ to PJ?’

I was a very close friend of hers at university and for a good few years afterwards… Been reading a few threads here… I have to say I’m glad to see that some people can see through her act!

One of my my favourite Thing That Never Happened was when she went to Morrocco and claimed to have spent the night in a desert talking to a Spanish journalist


Just as the sun dipped bellow the horizon, I was joined by a Spanish photographer called Angel. We talked about everything from families and histories to photography and foreign lands. By the time we finished discussing the possible implications of the Greek financial crisis, the spell of desert had finally broken & my Spanish was about exhausted, so it was time to slip down the dunes for supper. I ran with my arms spread out like wings & he shouted after me telling me not to fall, crazy blue eyed girl.


Lol

I’ve done my yacht master (albeit many moons ago). Do you think she’d appreciate me DMing to say I’ve done the more advanced version of her course and found that if you are familiar with boats and boating/sailing then it’s absolutely fine and probably only difficult if you’re trying to make some weird flex with no prior experience and can’t be bothered to put in the work?

But then I don’t want my inbox full of needy questions from a wannabe.

Oh well, if we have to have her then we will at least have some fun... Let's play Rosie Londoner down under bingo!

- post about quarantine hotel. Even though the government selects which hotel you have to go to, Rosie will get special treatment because she is famous. She will enjoy her five star quarantine with bush tucker breakfasts. It'll be over oh so quickly and she will always fondly look back over the period her little family got to be locked up together, strengthen their bond blah blah blah.

- Scott Morrison will invite her to lunch where she will discuss Australian politics.

- she will be the voice for indigenous Australians and advertise their businesses and speak up for their rights. There'll be 15 consecutive posts on Australian history. Get ready to be educated about the first fleet.

- she will likely lounge about a pool with Lily or mill around the shops while dear pj works on so hard. When film is finished, she will tell you all how hard she worked and how much fun it was.

- celebrity dinners. No pics though but she will tell us all about it.

- she will ponder on how Australia is so different. No masks needed when out and about. So different to London. She will congratulate us and make suggestions that it is because of her ideas that Australia never really faced the harsh brutality of covid.

- few beach pics. Nature pics thrown in so she doesn't appear too shallow and materialistic.

- she will meet some friend. A BFF. They will click and be friends for life (well at least until her flight back to blighty). Could be Scott Morrison!

- she will return home. Missed silver may (the fuck, I have to look after this kid on....my.....own). Will say there's no place like home. London is the place for her.

- freckled selfies with messy hair.

- punny pun captions.

- she will cook. She will teach Australia how to cook.

Tyui said:

Classic mum cut, such a shame her long hair was just stunning. Always gets me anxious for girls who do that such a severe cut or change. I always wonder what their husband thinks.

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To be fair, though, who cares what her husband thinks. It has absolutely nothing to do with him.

....but in the same breath...what the actual hell has she done to her hair

The whole autism situation with this vapid woman I actually find offensive.
I messaged her and asked her what process she went through to get a diagnosis. I made it clear I have an autistic family member who went through a real ordeal mentally to find some answers. I know she has a habit of blocking people who dare to question her so kept it light and asked her what “journey” she has been on to arrive at this conclusion that she was autistic.
She read the message then deleted it and didn’t reply.
This woman isn’t autistic she’s a full on narcissist who cannot accept the pretend persona she has portrayed on Instagram doesn’t stand up in the real world. She seems deeply unhappy and need to find a purpose in life not just live vicariously through her husband….who she seems to be ashamed of anyway as he isn’t good looking or desirable enough to make other people jealous.
She needs help. Her mother always comes across as barking too.

I kind of like that there isn’t a title to her threads! If we must have a title please, please, please don’t make it one of those inane rhyming ones.
My suggestion is quite simple: Rosie Londoner #5

OK, I just went through the hassle of creating an account here to say very politely: WFT!!!

Knowing she won't allow a shed of negative feedback or any real feedback of any kind, this is the only place where you can express your opinion without being labelled a troll for not glorifying every influencer on the planet.

To the point - what Rose has described is the experience of half of the population on the planet, and very different to a diagnosed medical disorder. I don't know if she genuinely thinks she is actually helping someone, or trying to get viral by posting something so controversial.
If she was 'masking' her whole life and her online existence, by all means she should get an Oscar because it has been very convincing.

As she implies in all shapes and forms, she's loaded and doesn't need to work, so here is a bit of advice: get OFF social media, get your head and life in order, and stop treating social media like some lifestyle guru that knows it all. Its the epitome of what's wrong with social media today.

I would almost believe her, if I didn't know she has been a pathological liar her whole online career, and I don't see this 'mature' Rose being any different. This is just her way to label something she is experiencing atm - not being able to connect to new people, losing touch with old flames (Julia) and feeling like not belonging anywhere. There is nothing wrong with that, except it doesn't give you the right to lecture everybody else on the planet about your experience and how unique you are. Just get the F out of your head. You might discover there is a real life to live, not the hyperreality you're trying to convince yourself of being your identity.

I'm not trying to be mean or anything, but what she is doing is borderline dangerous and irresponsible, all for likes and head pats. A grown independent woman does not need that. Someone with healthy self esteem and balanced life does not need that. Do you have issues? We all do! Do we broadcast them live to masses? We don't, because we dont' need the engagement, likes, comments and head pats.

We shot! WE!

Justcyrious said:

As far as I’m concerned, it’s made me question whether I’m neurotypical or not, and that’s not super helpful . I don’t think she’s pretending to be neurodivergent, my hypothesis is that she has some mental health issues that she’s misdiagnosing as being on the spectrum. Is she even seeing someone? And I mean in the medical profession, not a witch or something

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This made my day.

I've really enjoyed reading these comments because they're respectful minus all the bullshit that goes on social media. I am neurodivergent - have I nailed the art of masking and am I a social wizard who has a ton of friends and is exhausted from the daily struggle of pretending? No. I am slightly weird with very few also slightly weird friends and a job analysing data. As a poster wrote on a previous page, Rose needs to pick a lane. You cannot be gregarious and effusive and brilliant at making friends with anyone and everyone (FOR THE PAST DECADE) but equally a social pariah who cannot look at people. She has made a living off long legs, big tits and an accent from god knows which town and which era. It's impossible to be this good at lying about yourself because then you'd be a sociopath and your issues would be much bigger than a made up self diagnosis so your privileged life can seem relatable.