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I’d say she doesn’t know what to do with herself the last two days, sat at home twiddling her thumbs caked in make up and counting down the hours until she can post again, so as not to give away the illusion that she’s “working around the clock” to rectify orders. She’s probably crying off her fake eyelashes having to refund that dope and many like her who dropped €400 on a few fruit of the loom jumpers. Meanwhile My Husband Paul has stolen Harry’s first class maths book desperately trying to work out how it all went so wrong. Remi is still in Monday nights pajamas, surviving solely on that one packet of crackers Rosie bought in Lidl last March. The neighbours have sensed the tension and noticed the lack of parading up and down the secure estate in neon green tracksuits, are desperately trying to outdo each other to become the favourite and one is cooking up a batch of meals for Rosie- I can’t cook - where’s the mixey thing- Connolly

Here is my take on how tonight will go: start of with a very dramatic video similar to the trailer video we saw the other day, followed by Rosie coming on saying something like “ hello everyone, I hope your all keeping well. I’ve just sat down with a glass of wine and my husband is just upstairs chilling with the kids. Sorry I haven’t been on much lately but I’ve just been so busy. We are trying to the kids to bed early to get them in a routine because the last few weeks there has just been no routine *laughs*. Anyway the reason I am on tonight is, I am sure have all seen the trailer for the new inglot *insert whatever product she releasing*.
I have known about inglot for years and it’s brand that I have always used on and off throughout the years, so when I was approached to have a campaign with them it was just an obvious choice to. But I think you are going to love this product, it’s creamy and highlights perfectly without causing any creases. Like over the years I’ve used products that haven’t really worked and the often leave you looking greasy or having creases, this absolutely not the case with this *product*. It’s just such a great product and I’ve been using it for weeks!
I have had tons of message’s asking the past few weeks what I’ve been wearing and I am so happy to finally share it with you all!
Well anyway I go, cause myself and Paul are getting a takeaway tonight and I think it’s just here *eyes look above the camera”

That’s my prediction on how tonight will go feel free to add any extra lines that I’ve missed that Rosie normally uses.

Please join me in singing my 6th and final Christmas Carol of 2021. Thank you for the laughs everyone, have a healthy and happy Christmas x



Oh! You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better not pout,
I'm telling you why,
My husband Paul is coming to town.

Oh! They like to call us,
Rosie and Dim,
I paid a lot of dosh,
For my elbow-shaped chin,
My husband Paul is coming to town.

He knows how to do addition,
He knows how to tell the time,
He knows how to use the abacus,
But he can't yet multiply.

Oh! He has a fine head of hair,
He grew it himself,
To tell you the truth,
He had a little bit of help
My husband Paul is coming to town.

He knows how to sell tracksuits,
In our shop at the mall,
Not sure about his branding,
What the fuck is a paradigm, Paul?

Oh! I'm busy, busy, busy,
Packing orders, never ends,
I like to play piano,
Just like Ross from Friends,
My husband Paul is coming tooooooooo toooooooown!

The carryon over this would make a corpse HOWL

You’d swear it was the AstraZeneca vaccine Rosie was unable to fulfil not some over priced Collusion rip off

Get a grip it’s a half zip

Hey guys, if any of you are looking for a cheaper alternative to 4tharq, collusion on Asos who Rosie originally took her idea from have hoodies and joggers for about €20-€30.
I know Rosie won’t mind me posting this as she’s all about helping us get cheaper alternatives for expensive brands

Rosie Connelly-Quinn Chinn

Thread suggestion: Would you ever just 4arq off

“Sick to her stomach” over Aisling Murphy one second and then showing off her outfit expensive candles the next. Can these idiots just leave it out and put themselves aside for one fucking day? Never have they ever looked so superficial and irrelevant

Remi is a grand child but I see enough of my own and so don’t want to be looking at hers too. A toddler doing toddler things... fascinating. I just tap tap tap. Anyone who finds that kind of content interesting needs to get out more, and the people who post in the comments about a stranger’s child giving them life should probably be on some kind of register.

Weak at Rosie saying “someday” to owning a boat………. Ah how about you own a house first hun?

New thread suggestion “BIG LIPS , HALF ZIPS, WEBSITE CRASH, FLOGGING THRASH!!

AnnaBananaPie said:

The carryon over this would make a corpse HOWL

You’d swear it was the AstraZeneca vaccine Rosie was unable to fulfil not some over priced Collusion rip off

Get a grip it’s a half zip

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Get a grip it's a half zip

Has to be the next thread title

New thread: Busy busy Connolly and Fisher Price Paul, you wouldn’t see the likes on Kat Slater’s market stall

Watchwoman said:

Oh now I get it ??
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Would you get up that garden Rosie

You are a living breathing walking carbon copy insta hun
Head dyed off ya
Gym etc to keep your bod teeny and clothes horse friendly
Big white teeth
Grey house
Tan
Anxiety
Check check check

How does wearing a mud coloured tracksuit make you step away from the ‘standard’

You are the standard!

Also...body suit up the hole

Sure we never saw any of it coming
Eye roll

Anyone who describes it as a “birthday month” deserves to be shot with pellets of their own shite

Can we not start talking about all different random people in a thread about Rosie Connolly? I was extremely confused for a second until I saw the pictures of someone else. Wait until a thread is made about her.

I just don’t get this whole notion of Rosie trying to reinvent herself as this edgy person when she’s about as edgy as a white chocolate button. I’d say you couldn’t pry the stennos and manicures off her if you tried. She literally thinks because she worse an oversized hoodie there for a while she’s a proper edgelord

The next time Rosie goes for a smear the nurse will find Shauna Doyle up there. She spends her days tagging Rosie. Thirsty for the call out

Guys if you think you’re having a bad morning just thank your lucky stars you’re not Roisin ok. She couldn’t find the keys to her Range Rover and then her electric gates wouldn’t open. Keep her in your thoughts today while you go out about your business ok.

I got up at 5am said:

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