GiftedNotFree

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Edinburgh v Essex end of year roundup!

First, December totals:

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Blue is Scotland - 14
Red is England - 14
Green is a travel day - 3

Poppy returned to the shagpad in Edinburgh for Hogmanay with The Person She’s Dating. She is still there now as far as she has shared.

Breakdown of total numbers for the year:
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At the bottom is the percentage split. Although she claims to live in Edinburgh/Scotland, she spent 53% of the entire year of 2023 in Essex and in fact NOT in Edinburgh... 🧐 🤷🏻‍♀️

She also spent 24 days travelling up and down the UK between Edinburgh/ London. 🤑 sometimes by plane but mostly by first class train. 💰 this would be far too expensive for most people, but Poppy will write this nonsense off as a business expense 🙄 so it’s actually you, I and the general taxpayer that pays for this.

Finally, a chart that shows the split fairly clearly:

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Some points to note:
- “Other” were days not in England or Scotland. In July this was Spain (I think?) and in November it was in Wales.
- For a lot of the time she did spend in Edinburgh, she had guests to stay with her. Be that Nina, Brotherlover or her mum, she was rarely in Edinburgh by herself.
- She still doesn’t have a nail tech, doctor or hairdresser in Edinburgh 🫣 and travels down south for all these kind of appointments!
- I will never do this again. 🤣🤪 I think we have proven that despite what she claims, she in fact … does not live in Edinburgh.

 
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Loobloo

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in Leigh-on-Sea born and raised,
in the canteen is where I spent most of my days,
chilling out maxing, relaxing all cool all shoving some meatballs inside this fat fool,
when a couple of guys who were genuine studs, took one look at me and got immediate wood,
It happened so much, Shellybebs got scared
She said 'you're moving with your pervy older brother and shit hair'
 
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Skye green

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Right lads. We’ve come to the end of January. 31 days into the year.

Poppy has spent 13 days in Edinburgh where we estimated she left the house only a couple of times- for shopping and a night out.

Poppy has spent the other 18 days in Essex where she seems to do much more.

Please enjoy my highly detailed graphic to go with this round up. Yellow shows days in Essex. Pink is days in Edinburgh
 

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Marge Bouvier

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Hi guyzzzzzzz (smacks lips) so it’s 4.37am and I have to be up at 6 for a train. I’m so unorganised haha love that for me. I spent the night on Tinder and I swear, there are just no decent guys that I want to match with!!!! (sucks teeth and chews something) Anyway TMI but we’re all friends, I am so in need for some sex, y’know? I have the vibrators that I showed you about… actually I must do an AMA, but I digress!!!! haha what am I like!… so yeah I have them but they just don’t keep your girl satisfied. Your girl needs sex because I have a lot of it. Oh she nasty! My Uber is coming at 6.15 and I haven’t packed or even tidied up but we move! I don’t know if I’ll sleep on the train or not, I’m so indecisive at times haha. Okay goodnight! Mwah mwah. Oh and I was thinking, maybe I’ll stay awake on the train because I want to eat this amazing sandwich from M&S that cost £8.80. £8.80 who does she think she is?!

(Assuming this is what I’ll wake up to tomorrow)
 
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