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Who buys bleach on their holidays? Just get some paprika lays and a fanta limon like the rest of us

Noseymeddler said:

She’s got swipe ups again listen you greedy cock nosed bitch the only swiping I want to do is cross your face knocking some sense into you. Then I’ll chuck a pot of boiled piss at you. Your VILE Lynsey

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I mean .... wow is threatening violence allowed on tattle? I’m all for calling out the greedy grammers but ... personally I think this is a pretty vile and disgusting threat to make

I am not the county life said:

I can not stand her... She is fucking cunt. She has not been diagnosed with OCD but knows she has it.... She had it on her stories that she hasn't been diagnosed but she just knows!!! I may as well say I've got diabetes and take insulin.. I haven't been tested for that!!! I've been diagnosed with OCD so for her to use that just cos she has to clean... OCD is more than cleaning and it's about rituals etc. She is playing on the mental health card just to get followers.

Also the way she films in her kids bedrooms... She put on her stories once cleaning out her daughters underwear drawer.. Showing her bras and underwear... She of all people should know about safety especially after being married to a pedophile. She doesn't give her kids any privacy... She films in her their rooms but I guess her numbers on Instagram is more important than their privacy.

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Calm down a bit.

JulieScoobyDoo said:

She said you shouldnt put your underwear in the same wash as your teatowels as "particles from your pants will get on the tea towels". What a load of shit. With all teh chemicals in detergent and washing at 40 degrees there is no issue at all. I am sure people like this just say something for effect and in the hope they go viral.

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I’m sorry but if your getting poo particles on your underpants at our age I wouldn’t be worried about washing them with my dish cloths. I’d be more concerned why I’m not wiping my arse properly. I am pretty sure if you change and wash correctly there is less crap on your undies then there will be on a dish rag.

It’s in Hampton. Where she lives. It’s a shit hole. And she’s a stuck up twat. She lives over the road from me, so I know. Her kids are brats too... entitled little insta wankers like their mother.

Almost time for a new thread.

Can I suggest: "Barbie's Granny in her 'boohoo' dress. If I'm honest wiv you, she looks a mess"

Jesus I must be an absolute filth bag compared to some of you lot- I don't think I've ever cleaned a suitcase, especially not before taking it in house after a holiday and I often wear new clothes without washing them. I'm still alive and quite healthy

Okay Lynsey you asked for 21 goals ?! Here goes
1. Learn how to spell
2. Learn some grammar
3. learn how to be humble
4. when posting look at the video in the whole not what the main picture is but the background too
5. Don’t pinch other influencers posts
6. Be more organised
7. Stop buying tat
8. Be more professional
9. Finish your videos off properly
10. No more boomerangs
11. You don’t need to shop everyday
12. Learn how to clean properly
13. Don’t lie
14. You are most definitely not a fashion icon
15. Stop pouting
16. Plan projects thoroughly
17. Stop shaming others
18. Make your videos more fluid
19. Respect your families privacy
20. Less-is more
21. Show some humility.
That about covers it.

My soon to be born baby Owlet is lively at the moment and I can’t sleep so I’m stepping my toe into this thread again from the Hinch thread. Apologies if this has been said before (Possibly has been a few times) but I’ve always wondered what happened to Jane from Rod, Jane and Freddy fame….. she‘s changed her name to Lynsey and now faffs around with a piss torch

I bet she used her piss torch back then, especially if Bungle had been to the toilet I bet he was a dribbler I’ll see myself out

Edit for spelling fails, baby is kicking my iPad that I have balanced on me

LIFE HACK: don’t go abroad during a pandemic

She looks like Honey G from X Factor in that baseball cap and glasses

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Poppyg77 said:

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And yes I did send it

Lynsey's house right now:

Good morning Happy Saturday (monotone voice)
Pulls fringe
Pulls top
Gives a weather update
Reminds us what job we should be doing on the regime today
Does a swipe up link to one of her hoard of hoovers
Films one of the kids cleaning
Goes to Bewiched Peterborough for a coffee, takes a pic of coffee with hand sanitiser on the table
Shop hops all the way to pub
Has a glass of Pinot Grigio and a bag of kettle chips
Goes home cleans some more, few more swipe ups
Sits down watches tv with an orange twirl or ten

Have I covered everything? I mean, I haven’t even looked today but I’m pretty sure that’s her day sorted?! And every other Saturday of the year?

I think she needs to change her content a bit if I’m honest wiff you.

Fucking roofless honestly what an absolute howl she is

I hate all this talk about racing home to ‘beat the quarantine’ as well. Surely that is defeating the whole purpose of public health and is completely selfish. So, they’re on holiday in a country that has increased cases of Covid and they’re considering rushing home so they don’t have to quarantine, but they could be bringing the virus back with them. Just because they haven’t got symptoms doesn’t mean they’re not potentially carrying it and spreading it around. This is selfish beyond belief.

Long time lurker, first time posting. I’m nervous to post but I’ve had enough. I really hate the fact that she declares she has OCD as if it’s some sort of badge of honour. She doesn’t have have OCD: she just likes things done her way (in her head that’s the right way). I do have OCD, diagnosed by a psychiatrist while I was under the care of my local mental health team and GP. Part of the criteria of diagnosis is the fear of something bad happening if you don’t do a compulsion. My OCD mutates too and moves from one thing to another or adds more compulsions. It is utterly exhausting and you live in constant fear. If my pegs aren’t alternate colours on the line, pink then blue (as I had a girl then a boy and another girl) then something bad would happen to them. Me alternating my pegs literally (in my mind) keeps my children alive. It’s not just fussing about germs or your house being tidy.
Sorry for the rant and I’ll probably regret saying all that in the morning!

MrsHater said:

My heart breaks for those poor kids. From what we see, she’s an appalling example of a mother and I can’t help but wonder how much she protected those girls from their dad. She’s utterly wreckless and irresponsible. I wouldn’t be surprised if was due to her ignorance that they ended up with a peodaphile as a father in the first place.

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Oh come on.
I'm not keen on the woman, but that's going too far. It must have been utterly horrendous for her.

I’m straying from the Hinch thread as she’s been abducted by aliens and is currently stomping around on the moon Anyhow @If i told you … said if we’re bored over there to pop on over here…..

So, I’m dipping my toe into the thread and….. WTF is that piss torch for real? Why would anyone a) buy one and b) take it with them to a hotel to look for other people‘s piss

I have so many questions like…..who invented it FFS…. Why doesn’t it make a sound like a sonic screwdriver when it detects piss, because at least then it would be slightly interesting

Oh and btw… hello everyone I’m about to have my fifth baby Owlet and I most certainly won’t be buying a piss torch to take into hospital with me. Mr Owl would definitely freak out if I was to start shining it everywhere (Actually it could be fun)

What in the world of stretched photos is this??!!