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Someone asked what her husband is like? Clearly an intelligent guy but no common sense whatsoever. He’s absolutely deluded if he think Luisa is with him for any other purpose than his money - that said, maybe he’s ok with that

Re the children over 30 thing. It hits a nerve with me every time and I’ve mentioned it before. I’m 36, my husband and I have had no choice but to start a family at this (according to Luisa) geriatric age. We haven’t had an easy ride and have suffered multiple miscarriages. Life isn’t always black and white. If we could have had them sooner we would. We are 20 wks pregnant at the moment, we had our scan only this morning, and I couldn’t care if I was 50 to be honest - seeing our miracle baby this morning was like a dream and Luisa has no right to say whether it’s acceptable or not. She had hers when she did, so leave others to have theirs when they do as unfortunately circumstances means life isn’t always clear cut or doesn’t run accordingly to plan. She’s a disgrace.

I don’t know how she has the audacity to judge people on Tattle when she has a video on porn hub of her fiddling with her tuna canoe

She’s done well for someone who once had a one night stand with Dappy

hasn’t missed an opportunity to show off her floristry room again on insta and all the mum huns in the comments are wet as kippers over it. Well done you Lu



New thread title? thin as a rake, PT’s a fake, only loves andrew for what she can take

So throughout lockdown she has complained about our government on their handling of the pandemic, now they've bought in rules to help combat the spread and as they don't suit her needs she won't comply! She's a fucking idiot and it's thanks to dicks like here that we are in this mess!

Poptart said:

Because they are absolutely hideous maybe?
I do like Anna but the constant Ads are begining to grate on me...even on holiday she was doing ads!

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Yes to this!! Sooo many ads!!

Milliehaha123 said:

I went to one of the most expensive private schools in the country I also love a greggs and wouldn’t judge someone on wanting to wear ugg boots. Money can’t buy class or kindness (and whilst we’re here a decent dress sense evidently) money also does not always equate to success. I know loads of people who have married ‘rich’ couldn’t envy them less!

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I love a pair of uggs, am partial to a greggs bacon sarnie, but my kids are at same school as Dixie (despite her belief none of us work, I own a 7 fig turnover business, work 70+ hours per week and still makes school appts) Does that mean I’m allowed to comment?? PS. All the parents DESPISE her.

AlmondButter123 said:

She also references Tattle and says ‘they can all fuck off in their tracksuits and Uggs - eating Greggs’ etc. I find it laughable that Luisa thinks only poor/low class ppl slag her off/dislike her. I have a nice life, I’m pretty sure a lot of us on here have a nice life. I have nice things, had a private education, have a lovely house and drive a good car. I don’t care much for Luisa bc she’s brash, crude, a gold digger, attention seeker and a shitty person. It’s nothing to do with her wealth or lifestyle. It’s her personality and attitude!

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Luisa if you're reading I dont own UGG Boots or a tracksuit and I keep my horses at home so
I do like a Gregg's though

Thankyou whoever did the new thread - so it’s pretty obvious from people’s replies that it’s definitely in the last year we’ve all started not to like Luisa, we all did before. So Luisa if you do read here it’s not because we are jealous of your life style money etc because you had that before when we liked you, it is because you are just not a nice person and as much as you claim you don’t give a shit what people think, you definitely do

Rant coming up....this woman is annoying me for all the things listed below
1) living in Dubai but doesn't want to show us pictures because she's so kind and caring but will just remind us 20/30 times a day why she isn't showing us pictures because she's thinking of us all
2) claiming they are in Dubai for aging Husbands work convenient that. When everyone else is off to Dubai he just happens to need to go at the same time.
3) is Buying a new house because "I need my horses at home" but has fucked off abroad not a second thought and is paying for people to look after them
4) Buys a puppy...fucks off abroad
5) works really hard apparently (instagram bragging) so deserve nannies 7 days a week, also thinks private schools are so much better so the rest of us are poor failing parents our kids have no hope. But she's a nice person she won't judge.
6) has taken Dixie away from her father and his family...fuck you dixies poor father you can't compete.
7) is basically spending old Andrew's money faster then the fucker can make it.

Why do none of these women see the irony in denigrating us on Tattle? Like it's OK for them to call us "lonely, fat, poor, ugly, unemployed, sad etc etc' but we're the evil ones for daring to discuss their dubious life choices that they are making money from? How does that work Luisa?

I had the misfortune of attending school at the same time as this twiggy plonker for a short while..I had totally forgotten about her but when she was on the apprentice a few years ago, I heard her voice and it went right through me and I shuddered and remembered who she was. She was an attention seeking spoiled brat then - always bullying others to gain some sort of superioty and yet was openly mocked and disliked by most people. Strange she talks about how hard she had to work for her life - she was a BRAT and it follows that her daughter sounds like one too! Her Mum would not be seeking help for her as she is the person she gets this relationship with her body, exercise and food from. Hope she is happy shagging a gammon for money and trying to be a low rent TV personality - doesn't look like the most fulfilling life choices but each to their own!

Emmagrace92 said:

Thing is. She’s showed the messages SHE wants us to see to get her point across. How do we know the business haven’t been messaging to say there have been delays etc. She’s honestly so vile what does Andrew see in her l, I do wonder if he knows everything she gets up to online/ on her podcast. I hope her followers don’t start flooding this woman’s page with abuse like she wants them too.

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hi, totally new to this so hopefully I’m doing it right If there’s somewhere else I should write this please tell me
I own the company you guys are discussing here and just wanted to say you are 100% correct in the fact we have every single message thread between us and the delightful Luisa zissman, we actually have her bespoke building in our workshop that we have tried to deliver multiple times to which she’s now refusing after I called her out on her disgraceful podcast, she owes us a lot of money for the building in question, the £500 deposit doesn’t even cover the workshop lads labour for a day let alone the admin, materials etc etc
It makes no sense at all for us to not deliver her building, it’s how we make our money, the £500 doesn’t touch what we’re owed in anyway
Iv had thousands of people commenting and messaging awful awful things since she did this, even had people tell me to fall in front of a bus
She’s gone to the extent of fabricating profiles claiming they are unhappy customers, we have never dealt with those people, we have nothing to hide and never once agreed a set date, we never do as they can change, she infact postponed her building to December after contacting us to say her base for the building wouldn’t be ready until the end of November We then had all but one staff member test positive for covid meaning we couldn’t get to her in December, she agreed to January and even wished us a merry Xmas, all along we were unaware of her podcast until a fan told us on our page, she then proceeded to do what she’s done because I confronted her
I hope that explains it some for you all, I built this company from scratch on my jack jones with no backing from a single person , Iv put everything into it and have 1000’s of happy customers but this woman has set out to , in her words ‘f*****g ruin’ me
But I’m still holding on
kind regards
Adelle & team

heretoreaditall2019 said:

Just seen an article on the Daily Mail with her spreading some racist misinformation about Corona.

I do wonder how she’s managed to foster this image of her being intelligent when she’s a thick Tory bigot who can scarcely spell? Every slide of her insta story has spelling mistakes...

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To be fair to her it’s the Daily Mail....they took what she said a little out of context. She was asking why the Chinese government allowed the Wet Markets to continue when they spread disease and that they should be held accountable. It’s a fair point since they’ve caused animal to human disease spread before

This is Nanny Jess’s rant. She’s clearly NOT a qualified teacher, saying she doesn’t get a ‘frill’ out of writing horrible things. It’s a ‘thrill’ Jess. Clearly the midwifery course doesn’t require any writing skills

This top comment on the Daily Mail made me chuckle

For all my gripes re Luisa she does do a hell of a lot for charity - yes I know this isn’t a rave thread and I’m no fan. But she does put her platform to some decent use at times.

*runs off to take cover from you all *

So today on the pod Luisa makes a MASSIVE big thing about how she’s going back on Insta and if ppl don’t like it, they just lump it. ‘Fuck them’ was her words - hahaha knew it would last all of 2 mins. Mainly bc she has bugger all else to do to occupy her time.

She also references Tattle and says ‘they can all fuck off in their tracksuits and Uggs - eating Greggs’ etc. I find it laughable that Luisa thinks only poor/low class ppl slag her off/dislike her. I have a nice life, I’m pretty sure a lot of us on here have a nice life. I have nice things, had a private education, have a lovely house and drive a good car. I don’t care much for Luisa bc she’s brash, crude, a gold digger, attention seeker and a shitty person. It’s nothing to do with her wealth or lifestyle. It’s her personality and attitude!

Brah Day Izit? said:

I think Luisa is brilliant, and her Mum is fab. Please don't get me started on LF5 though. How on earth those two were ever friends puzzles me. They seem so opposite. And mumma hilda. Doesn't everyone want a mum like that? What a wonderful set up too, Mum and Dad living there, she and her husband Andrew are clearly in love, she is as fit as a flea, super attractive and has three gorgeous girls (and the best podcast out there). She's living the best life and good on her.

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Lu, we found you!!

Nawwwww Jess has been preaching to her followers with a rant about us now ... beginning ‘something I’ve never addressed but want to’ ... give it a rest love, you’re not the Queen you don’t have to address anything

I personally don’t have a problem with the girl as she is doing what she’s told and earning money, I think nanny is too loose a term for it, she’s basically Luisa’s dog body. The mere fact that they sit there and scan Tattle together hardly demonstrates what I would envisage is on a nanny’s job description.

Jess, Luisa, or indeed anyone who has a problem with any type of forum ... you know these forums contain honest, upfront opinions - rants, bants and general explicit content but ... you know you love it

HaileyJames said:

That’s ridiculous, she would have just slapped them with an injunction - I believe she’s familiar with that process

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Came on here to say just this. She absolutely wants people to know where she lives, she said she fought tooth and nail and paid a small fortune in legal fees to protect their privacy - but yet comments on the property listing itself on Instagram.

There was also a section on the pod where miscarriages was discussed (with a trigger warning from Imo). I just didn’t get Luisa’s take on it. She said ‘usually if a baby is lost early on it’s a formulation of cells, not actually a baby and it’s Mother Nature being kind by not letting it form into a baby that will have something wrong with it’. I’ve had losses as 12 wks and 7 wks and neither of those were less painful simply because they weren’t ‘formed’ babies.

So Luisa it’s thanks to ‘kind’ Mother Nature that we are now having to have a baby at the geriatric age of 37 (or so Luisa thinks) - a lot later than we’d ever planned to begin our family. She’s so out of touch and unqualified to give advice on that pod - often of a sensitive nature and for which some people these ‘little problems’ are their whole life. As I said it was only last week she was saying women shouldn’t have kids over the age of 30, then this week she’s saying to some poor lady who has messaged in about her miscarriage that her time will come.

Get in the bin Luisa.