I think her page is actually so toxic. She is portraying motherhood and giving birth in the most unrealistic way I've ever seen. I hate the whole mother must "bounce back" after having a baby. I'm so happy I didn't give birth the same time as her because I would have felt like SHITE! Just notice her choice of outfit and hand placement in the photos.
Black - slimming colour
Her hands - placed over her stomach area to hide it
Last photo - you can see her tummy ain't as flat as she is trying to make herself out to be.

I just wish she wasn't making and creating a false and negative view on postpartum.

For anyone feeling like crap, this is not reality and you are doing wonderful!
 
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Libra123

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I'll admit I find her a melt but I'm actually really impressed how she's handling the baby news. While she's more than entitled to shout it from the rooftops she's really graceful about it. Waiting until she is 6 months gone, no gender reveal etc. She said she's aware that she is in a place of privilege that she got pregnant so quickly when other women are struggling. In comparison to most of the other insta huns who are short of showing us their placenta šŸ™ˆšŸ™ˆ
 
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Mooordgirl

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Is she actually serious??? Making a ā€œstoryā€ about a religious thingā€¦ what is actually supposed to be a ā€œsacredā€ item as part of a wedding ceremony ā€¦. Talk about inappropriateā€¦This wedding is purely for content
Ive seen plenty of pics like that, with the statue out the night before. I dont think its as big a deal as youve made it out to be?
 
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NoMoreSpotlight

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I took "allow that carry on" as being him not telling her to cop the fuck on, the same as she should say to him if he came out in his jocks in a pair earmuffs and 90's festival moon boots and said "here Mrs, take a pic of me there for Instagram". She'd rightly rip the living piss out of him. That's how I read it. I think we are all well aware that women don't need to be allowed to anything anymore.
 
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The sun damage is horrendous and she seems proud of it. Only thing she can influence is for people to not end up with skin like hers or her competitor bestie filtered face Jodie!
Omg she's withered looking. That photo screams "Left Declan on the golf course in Quinta to bring Isobel debs dress shopping. Conor is doing a J1 in San Diego for the summer before heading into final year of B&L in UCD." šŸ˜¬šŸ˜…
 
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Streakytanz

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The baguette run is hilarious. Where is she going with the bread? You can imagine her thinking ā€œI know what Iā€™ll do, Iā€™ll get two baguettes and film myself as a walking stereotype and everyone will love it. Then Iā€™ll fuck the baguettes in the bin because I havenā€™t eaten bread since 2005.ā€ Brilliant! All she needs is some onions and we can call her Lauren Le Pew.
 
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I got up at 5am

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I actually really admire how she has waited 6 months to announce & has said girl instead of a big tack gender reveal. The announcement is super cringe but I feel sad for them for losing Johnā€™s mother, I also admire how she kept that private.
 
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blondeminion15

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Haven't followed this thread until just now, after seeing those mood boards. How is it possible for someone to be so shallow and obnoxious? I'm mortified for her posting those. No mention of health and happiness for herself or loved ones. I don't believe in manifesting things and I think it is such a dangerous and toxic mind frame to have. If I decide I want something I set the goal, map out the actions I need to take to achieve it, and then start doing them consistently. Not every goal will be achievable either, you may get to a certain point and have to stop, or it just may not be possible to get there at all due to your own limitations or circumstances, and it's important to recognise that. It's always the talentless children of rich parents who flog this manifesting bullshit and don't recognise that they come from a position of privilege and that in itself gives them the upper hand on most.
 
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Is she alright in the head ??? ā€˜Itā€™s the backless details in the dress ā€˜
Jesus Christ the baby is a newborn ffs. Cop on!
Sheā€™s treating that child like one of her PR gifts ā€˜Obsessedā€™! Shes shows as much maternal instinct as the back of my shoe . She should just stop posting the child !
 
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emmysue

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Ive never had a baby & im quite slim so this isnā€™t coming from a place of being ā€˜triggeredā€™ or ā€˜jealous ā€˜ but taking a picture of your washboard abs after just giving birth is just someone who is extremely vain& wants people to be jealous of them . She knows what sheā€™s at as she knows itā€™s unusual to bounce back as quick as she did. Like if one your friends sent u a pic like that wouldnā€™t you be like ā€˜wtf is she trying to proveā€™ . Itā€™s bizarre behaviour. One of these who would claim she has the perfect partner even if they were horrid.
 
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Madscone

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Forgive me for saying this but....when I get invited to a 2day wedding never mind a 3 day wedding I actually want to scream! Who the feck wants to be a guest at a 3 day wedding! Vom inducing!
 
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That wedding is the epitome of every Irish wedding that gets out of hand. Iā€™ve seen my friends spend 2 years of the their life stressing and planning, strict diet for the ā€œperfectā€ wedding day and perfect wedding bod to impress other people and actually forget that they are getting married for love and not an event to impress people. The people end up forgetting about it anyway because theyā€™ve another wedding the following week šŸ¤£

Planning every single detail like wedding favours, the most out there entertainment, the most impressive venue etc. I donā€™t know about you guys but once youā€™ve been to over 3 weddings they all seem like the same shit. I couldnā€™t remember a personalised wedding favour, chocolate fountain or the exact meal I had at anyoneā€™s wedding. I just donā€™t get the pressure people put on themselves to impress their guests and to stroke their ego. It seems like one big narcissistic event that keeps up with the Jones and forgets about the main reason for marriage.

Well thereā€™s my two cents šŸ¤£ Hers was another level of ridiculous. Trying to make it look the wedding of the year. The outfit the night before, the outfit the night of as if itā€™s Meghan and Harryā€™s wedding. I do wonder if men get 2nd thoughts when they witness how deranged a and mental a bride gets when planning a wedding to impress people and not for the actual sole reason.
 
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CorkCailin

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Who writes in those ridiculous questions to her!?
I'm in stitches at the question about balancing her busy lifestyle šŸ˜‚ going for coffee and taking photos outside AIB on South Mall every day is not a job! Come back to me Lauren when you have to work 40 hours a week and pay for everything on wages that aren't increasing - no freebies for us working plebs!
 
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