She doesn't book packages. She has a whole monologue on how she books her holidays. Don't worry she'll share it when she gets back, if not before, because 'everyone' always asks her.
For those who may not know...
Did you know she books her holiday from scratch? She plans the destination first, then asks other people for recommendations for places to eat/drink Then she makes an intinerary which must not diverge from it's main objective (eat food, get drunken). Finally, she books her accommodation, then her flights.
Next, she updates every single moment in real time on Instagram, and if she's lucky, she might remember her husband came along for the ride.
She always buys a Jo Malone fragrance at the airport, but one time she didn't and it surprised us all. She'll have a pint, whether 4am or 4pm whilst sat in the Wetherspoons airside and rocking her comfy clothing which she bought especially from ASOS or H&M. She will share the #aff link with you all in case you want to copy her "style". Lastly, she will share a billion boomerangs of her drinking, cheering, and eating all the food and drink. If we're lucky, we might get a drunken talky story.
There will be complaints about the times she waited to board the plane, or get in a taxi. We'll be treated to a shot of her Apple watch showing the 20,000 steps she's done in her mismatched shoes (because the silly mare has the same pair in 5 different colours and despite having laser eye surgery, she can't quite tell the difference between white and off white shoes - well duh, have you seen her walls at home?). But the 20,000 steps isn't enough to counteract the 20,000 calories she consumed later that evening when she enjoys a 20 course tasting menu of wine and gourmet curry (in Mexico, because she loves Mexican food but can't quite bring herself to try any).
The next 2 weeks will fly by and before you know it, Dan will be on her 42nd holiday this year. But don't worry, the time listening/reading her stories will LITERALLY drag as we're somehow compelled to tune in every day and watch transfixed like watching a boring info commercial.
Have I missed anything?