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What colour am I repainting the bedroom this week Emma?
I’m on the phone to the choir organiser Chris, can it wait?


Don’t look now Chris, there he is, i don’t believe it, it’s fate. I’m going to ask him about the choir today.
Emma, we see him walking his dog all the time, he lives 3 streets away.


I’ll have you know I’m the better singer when I go to Lady McDaid’s karaoke soirées.

Now Chris, don’t show me up at my choir practice.


*Chris dreams of going to play golf, but has to ferry Lady Emma to choir practice*


*Emma makes a grand entrance to choir practice in her best Tamsy frock, clutching a statement Teddy Blake*

I can tell her what to pack:

1. Shirred tent dresses that don't fit
2. Vans/trainers - with tight shoe laces - tied at the side
3. Big daft crimpers - for that 'crinkle cut chip' look
4. Custom made Disney ears as she won't buy the official ones
5. Custom/Cricut Disney/Las Vegas shirts - see number 4.
6. Tacky heart shaped sun glasses
7, Foot peel masks
8. 15ml of washing up liquid; 15ml of femfresh; manly deodorants
9. Teddy Blake/Coach bag.....worn like a lanyard as they don't fit 'cross body'
10. Chanel lipstick - to show her 'wealth'
11. One suitcase full of sweeties/poppits/Quality Street/Easter eggs - for the flight
12. Seat belt extender
13. Defibrillator
14. Chris' one and only turquoise t shirt
15. Money off vouchers for Starbucks and fast food restaurants
16. Pocket money from mummy and £5 from selling a grifted garment on Vinted
17. Tissues for her 'pity me' posts on IG
18. Some eggy lasagne for the plane as the meal on the plane is 'too expensive'
19. An EB mug
20. Tea bags - that she can wring out and reuse because she's a tight arse

Thread suggestion: Its Em #4 - 30 days of cringe. Cue shoulder bopping, awkward shuffling, and pointing at her minge.

The difference in her staged outfit poses vs her montages on YouTube! You’d think they were different people

OMG WHAT

A poll. About whether to re-upload photos of yourself looking unwell. This is the best day ever I am living for this utter Year 7 drama madness

No style rocky said:

I’ve got a child and I’ve got a dog. I love the dog, he’s fun and likes long walk in the woods, but I love my son so much more, my son gives me so much pride and joy and tells a good joke. I just get irritated with people sharing content about their “fur babies” like they’re some human child. I don’t understand, it’s a dog, it’s got a waggy tail, 4 legs, a wet nose and likes walks……..obs they’re very loving too

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Em doesn't have a child though. You do.

As much as she annoys me, she can love her dog as much as she wants to.

My husband 100% thinks he’s the 3rd proclaimer that wasn’t allowed in the band

She will feel happy for her brother but it leaves you with a feeling of sadness and emptiness in the pit of your stomach.

I know this is a gossip site but I find the criticism of her infertility really difficult to read. Whether you are struggling to conceive, have been diagnosed with infertility or lost babies, every time someone close to you announces a pregnancy it hurts. You are so happy for them but have that pang of jealousy and why isn't it me. It doesn't get easier, you see them growing this little human and all the Facebook pictures of scans, bumps, baby showers just reinforce what you are missing out on.

My youngest started school this week, the messenger group has already had comments about "you can tell the teacher doesn't have kids" - right dickhead have you thought there may be a number of reasons for that...

Whatever we think of Em, can't drive, lives with her mum, bad dress sense, whatever - the infertility pot shots are cruel

New thread!

Thanks to @HanHan. for the brilliant title
(Had to take a couple of filler words out to make sure we got minge in )

Quick recap...Em is still a prick, still denying her size, still angling her camera up on Mars to flatter her figure, still doing cringe fest reels, still pronouncing “new” as “noo”, still getting ferried about by Onslow, still thinks she’s God’s gift, still putting plasters on her face moles, still drawing one eyebrow a lot thicker than the other, still repeating “so yeah” all the fucking time, still acting like a child in a woman’s body, still filming her mum when it’s clear she doesn’t want to be filmed, still calling everything “nice”, still filming herself shopping when really it’s a game of “say what you see” just in case the viewer isn’t sure, still tight as a duck’s arse, still eating crap, still making Chris go and get their Costa for them even though he drove them there and she sits on her arse in the car filming and eye fucking herself in the camera.

I’m out of breath now, anyone got anything to add?

EDIT: had to include this video on the first post