Haha so pleased to come across this thread!
Lauren is a very peculiar person who really intrigues me....a bit like passing a car crash scene, you don't want to look but we are a curious species. Just can't help it
I'm addicted to watching her. She used to be so normal and wholesome and I rediscovered her recently after a social media break and I can't believe what she has become. Her face looks like a balloon with big red lips, skin so tight. Her clothes are so frumpy. She does really weird and random things "for the boys" like put leaves on their beds and make them look like they're constantly attending weddings. Anyway, monthly bingo card here...
Pub lunch after a countryside walk.
Sunday roast dinner with the slowed down pouring gravy shot accompanied with the "save the best til last" song.
Halloween themed cupcakes the 'boys made' which resemble something from a bake off final.
Hunkering down with a gifted jo Malone / white Co gifted candle with glass of red wine and wool socks. Bonus point for a fire shot in the background.
Forty five gifted white or cream coats from Wallis and Next.
A gifted beige cashmere cardigan.
Some joules wellies while having an autumn walk while foraging for nature's craft supplies. Bonus points if this occurs on route to the pub for previously mentioned pub lunch.
A Bobbi Brown makeup tutorial.
Aveno cream for rorwieeee's sensitive skin.
An autumn wreath.
Five dinners made by her man, Col, the chef of the house.
One random kitchen gadget which takes up more bench space than a small vehicle but will deliciously slip into a cupboard for easy storage.
Some over exaggerated over smiley talking while sat in the car.
A precious date night where she'll be responding personally to pretty much every comment on instagram.
Boys dressed all twee while staring at camera with vacant look behind eyes. Bonus points if they're manically smiling while partaking in some Enid Blyton activity such as leaf hunting, stick throwing, conker collecting.
Wine. Point for each glass.
Comments left on RosieLondoner posts. Point for each.
Doorway pose photograph.
"Impromptu" field pose pic.
Archie gushing post.
Ad Ad Ad - one point each.
Breakfast. Extra point for avocado. Extra point for a runny poached egg scene. Extra points if accompanied with "easy like Sunday morning" song.
at a hotel in London for a press launch of high end brand Bamford candle followed by ‘back to back’ meetings in London - which actually consisted of a breakfast at gifted hotel, followed by lunch hosted by Leobe (her favourite wine apparently- because its free 
rip off poem about Autumn things
