Scorpihoe

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Oh god yes...

I had an insane crush on my teacher in secondary school. To the point where I would literally stalk the poor guy...in his lessons I’d memorise whatever he would say that’s off topic and write all the facts down in a designated book at home. Literally, the summer holidays would be approaching and he would say he “tans like a god”. So I would write “fact 57: tans like a god” 😂😂😂 I would write down his number plate. He once mentioned he had built a shed for his parents, so I’d write “fact 84: built shed for parents” 😂😂 looking back I sound like a right loon

I’d confide in him about my problems too, just to talk with him alone and I think a part of me felt like he felt something too, with the way he’d talk to me, or his hand would brush mine. Fast forward a few years, I went to uni and got drunk one night and found his Instagram. I requested him and thought about us meeting up for drinks 😂 long story short he declined me...my friends egged me on to request again...8 times 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ I’m surprised he didn’t just block me. Turns out he had a girlfriend 😂 if he somehow finds this post, im really sorry dude 😂
 
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Scorpihoe

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I went up to the creepy loft to recover the holy book of facts 😂 I’ve crossed some identifiable things out, but enjoy 😂😂

my personal favourites are:
7. He almost touched my breast (did he fuck 😂)
18. He touched my fingers
39. He accidentally ran over a bird
40. He watched the bird die
57. He has a girlfriend (“im upset but I have to get over it”) 😂

I also scribbled his address on a piece of paper and put “23 mins to school, 11 mins to my house”

and his number plate and “black, bought in 2000” 😂

Also a little diary entry, where he told me he was going to the pub after school on Thursday with some teachers and me and my friend tried to turn up there but we chickened out 😂

looking back, I was a total creep, he obviously remembers me 🥲🥲🥲 I hope he never sees this 🥴 (also excuse my handwriting, this was 10 years ago!)
 

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ChampagneBox

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I went up to the creepy loft to recover the holy book of facts 😂 I’ve crossed some identifiable things out, but enjoy 😂😂

my personal favourites are:
7. He almost touched my breast (did he fuck 😂)
18. He touched my fingers
39. He accidentally ran over a bird
40. He watched the bird die
57. He has a girlfriend (“im upset but I have to get over it”) 😂

I also scribbled his address on a piece of paper and put “23 mins to school, 11 mins to my house”

and his number plate and “black, bought in 2000” 😂

Also a little diary entry, where he told me he was going to the pub after school on Thursday with some teachers and me and my friend tried to turn up there but we chickened out 😂

looking back, I was a total creep, he obviously remembers me 🥲🥲🥲 I hope he never sees this 🥴 (also excuse my handwriting, this was 10 years ago!)
‘He’s heard of PC World’ has ended me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 
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Rlaw1978

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I don’t know if this is rare but I know I’m extremely lucky. I met my first love at 16. We married when I was 21 and are still together 20 years later with 4 kids.
 
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Scorpihoe

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This thread reignited my interest for finding my teacher again 😂😂 I did a little digging last night and found his phone number 😭

I’ll wait till I’m drunk to ask him if he wants to go for a drink 😂 probably not after he rejected my request 9 times on insta, but until he says it, I’m gonna be optimistic 😂😂😂

it’s been a shit fucking year I might as well show him the list of facts I made about him 😆
 
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Apple In My Pie

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I had a crush on my science teacher in year 8/9. He was young, I’d say freshly qualified and age 25 at most, and had the most fantastically pert arse. I daydreamed of squishing it every time we had science, I was right by his desk so every time he got up I’d sneak a peek. He also had the most gorgeous blue eyes, and gorgeous caramel hair, and gorgeous face... I used to hang around his class doing my best ‘flirtatious’ looks, I had this total fantasy going on that he’d fall in love with me 😭 I even managed to get out of form class on my birthday to give him some birthday cake, he accepted it and made his Form group sing to me. I died.

...unfortunately my class was full of the bad behaved kids and we drove him insane so he quit 😭

he did however ask me to make him a sperm cell model. not out of the blue, mind, we were doing a class on cells. I kid you not EVERY single kid in the class had to do blood cells, I was the only kid he asked to do a sperm cell, I found it thoroughly embarrassing. I worked on it for weeks and when he quit he said he was going to take my sperm with him to his next school, because it was The Best Model Of A Sperm He Had Ever Seen.

How is THAT for salacious gossip tattlers. ;) 🤣 bless. I do genuinely miss him and I’d still fancy the arse off of him now. Sadly my late night furious facebooking hasn’t led me to him yet 😳 please god I just want one peek, ONE PEEK at his arse
 
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SamBamford

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Not me but when we started secondary school and met up with other girls from around the area, there was one who was really popular for the right reasons. She was lovely and friendly and everyone's mate. When we were 12 a new teacher started, young and dressed in casual, modern clothes, everyone liked him. But she announced that one day she would marry him. She never made him uncomfortable in class or anything. If we didn't know you wouldn't know anything of what she said she felt for him. She stuck to the getting married story all through school and I never saw her with any boys at all. They started dating when she was 18 and married at 20, have 2 grown up children and still together today, in their early 60's.
 
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freaknasty

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I went up to the creepy loft to recover the holy book of facts 😂 I’ve crossed some identifiable things out, but enjoy 😂😂

my personal favourites are:
7. He almost touched my breast (did he fuck 😂)
18. He touched my fingers
39. He accidentally ran over a bird
40. He watched the bird die
57. He has a girlfriend (“im upset but I have to get over it”) 😂

I also scribbled his address on a piece of paper and put “23 mins to school, 11 mins to my house”

and his number plate and “black, bought in 2000” 😂

Also a little diary entry, where he told me he was going to the pub after school on Thursday with some teachers and me and my friend tried to turn up there but we chickened out 😂

looking back, I was a total creep, he obviously remembers me 🥲🥲🥲 I hope he never sees this 🥴 (also excuse my handwriting, this was 10 years ago!)
my personal favourite is “he’s heard of PC world” 😂
 
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freaknasty

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Alright since everyone else has spilled their tea I’m going to elaborate more on one of mine 😭 I had a History teacher in year 9 that I fancied so much, he was only a temporary teacher and when he left I told him I loved him which in hindsight is so embarrassing 😂 but when I was 21 I found him online and sent him a message and started flirting with him, he didn’t remember who I was but was a bit shocked when I said he was my teacher in the past. He got over it though and we started flirting and he asked me on a date!

Before we could have our date however, we were both out drinking at the same time and texting each other and decided to meet up. Unfortunately I think he must have realised who I was as about two minutes after meeting up with him he told me I was too drunk and put me in a taxi home when I definitely wasn’t too drunk! After that he blocked me and never spoke to me again 😂😂😂😂
 
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Lottiehx

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Me and my first love got together when we were 14. We're both 27 now, have 2 children and getting married next year! 💘
 
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