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Hope you all don’t mind me doing this, but I had to write a tribute poem for
Once Upon A Snark. She did so much for us here on Tattlers and also the research she did for Josh. Guess it’s my way of telling her Thanks So Much.

Gone But Not Forgotten

A fellow Tattler has been lost but not forgotten
Dying so young is really rotten
She did so much for our little group
Always keeping us informed and giving us the scoop
Her posts were smart, funny and even a hoot
The research she did was uncanny to boot
She saw an injustice and fought for the cause
To show that A&P should get booed and NOT applause
I hope she is still watching over us and our continued work
To get Abbie off of being filmed by this narcissistic jerk
Now she’s free, free as a lark
Her avatar name @Once Upon a Snark

Hey hey I’m alive

Hey All - Completely new to this thread, I came across it by accident. Here is my story and how I have become familiar with this particular family. I live in Jacksonville, FL. My best friend and I started Selfie Photography in Jacksonville, FL. (we did not know this at the time, but we are actually right down the road from the family - our "museum"). This is our first business, and my partner and I have put so much time, effort, love, money, etc. into our space. Prior to opening, I personally reached out to several organizations (down syndrome association, autistic local foundation - so I thought). P was perceived when we were reaching out as a big advocate for Autism. So, we reached out to try and workout a fundraiser for Autism awareness. We also wanted to get thoughts on a way we could make the space conducive for individuals with preferred settings (loud music - should we get noise cancelling headsets... etc.) We were trying to help raise money and find a way to be inclusive to everyone within our community to make them feel special/welcomed and quite frankly, enjoy the space at their comfort level. She never wrote back. She read it, but never responded. Instead of responding... well, I think you know where this is going, her family decided to buy a franchise and open a Selfie Wrld in Jax. Which competition is always a good thing, but instead of trying to work with us, do a fundraiser, bring awareness.... they took what we brought to Jacksonville, not as a franchise, because 1. we wanted to be able to be inclusive and change things to customize for each customer 2. we are young-ish and are trying to succeed in a world that can be so cruel. But we were reminded that not all are kind or truly advocates for specific causes/organizations. It was a heartbreaking reminder that there are people who are just strictly in it for the money. They bought a franchise to try and make more money in the process, and ironically all came about because I sent a message about wanting to do a fundraiser...... Unfortunately, that is the way the cookie crumbles. My only hope is that our dedication to the community, giving back, being inclusive and our ability to change more frequently (franchises cannot) will be our factor that people remember and continue to come back to.... I wish them the best of luck, but hope they realize one day that you don't have to try and crush people or businesses to be successful.

My mom passed away tonight. Thank you, dear friends, for all of your kind thoughts. She lived a very long life and died peacefully. The last few years had been very rough on her physically and mentally. She is at long last at rest now.

I’ve been working on this on and off for the past week. Got some giggles and laughs out of doing it and I hope y’all do too reading it.

The Maass version of Ta Da!

Twats on the night before Christmas

Twats on the night before Christmas when all thru the McMansion;
all the Hambeasts were stirring, they were all in the kitchen;
Chef Piggy🧑‍is busy making her charcuterie board to please,
but the only thing on it, is various kinds of cheese.

Abbie is busy rocking back and forth destroying the sofá.
thinking of Dunkin Donuts was all she wanted to go for;
And Pigcilla in her over priced earrings and I in my cap.
I had just settled down to edit my vlog full of crap.

When out on the driveway I heard such a clatter,
got up from my chair 🪑 to see what was the matter.
Away to the window 🪟 grabbing my camera in a flash,
discovering Isaiah had fallen from his one wheel unto his ass.

The moon was shining right down on my idiot son,
I was so mad that on camera I didn’t capture that one.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
my miniature clown cart 🛺 and a 12 pack of beer.

All of a sudden what a great Idea I had,
dressing once again as a garden elf wouldn’t be bad.
Me as a little old driver, so fat and a bit of a hick,
I knew in a moment I would look like a dick.

Thru the neighborhood I drive my decorated cart up and down,
the Maass Squad dressed like reindeer we’re the talk of the town.
Abbie on her bike honking and the star of the show,
but they are all pushing her as y’all well know.

We dressed Maverick, Sandy and Nala in Christmas attire,
we really don’t care that they hate this and have no desire.
As they ride with me I’m hoping that none of them puke
everyone says as we pass, awwwww aren’t they super cute.‍‍🦺

Just what I have to do for subscribers and fame,
I whistle, and shout and call them by their nickname;
"Now, PIGCILLA! now, HOGSAIAH! Now, DUMMER and HONKER!
I really don’t care if the neighbors think we’ve all gone bonkers.

Promoting our channels and merch as we go on our way,
Cilla is giving out samples of Slimlife, hoping her MLM will pay.
We are the Maassives and we do nothing wrong,
If you think different we’ll DELETE you and show you we’re strong.

As Cilla waddles along just being a goof,
I hear the flip flop sounds of each giant hoof.
Then Cilla starts doing “Baby got back” and also starts dancin,
She says “I’M SO EXCITED, I’M GETTING ALL THIS ATTENTION.”

We really love acting fake, stupid and dumb,
I wonder how many likes I will get on this one.
I make the best vlogs and I really love to brag and to gloat,
the greatest story telling I’ve ever done, is the light parade on the boat,

As I drive along wondering what gifts I should give,
I know in order to impress the leghumpers they have to be big.
They will be receiving presents that give them much glee
while my other daughter won’t even be hearing from me.

Abbie starts signing that she wants to eat,
so I guess I will give her a Nature Valley Bar as a treat.
I tell Cill let’s go home so you can cook in your new kitchen.
she stares back at me and then she starts bitchen.

She says to me “I’M NOT COOKING, CAUSE I AM JUST BEAT”,
So I guess ONCE AGAIN we will have to go out to eat.
Abbie wants Zaxby’s or Dreamette and Isaiah Dim Sum,
Zaxby’s it is, because Abbietude has won.

We don’t have our masks so the drive-thru we’ll go,
COVID can’t get us, we’ve been on many trips in a row.
I’ll order shareables and sides so everyone can try it.
A lispy voice says “Guyths, I want a little I’m on a diet”.

Sweet girl wants to go to the toilet and she wants to rest,
if she has a poonami it will surely be a mess.
Piggy’s got to get back to scamming suckers her so called work,
I’m going back to being a dead beat Dad, dushbag and a jerk

When we get home we’ll all put on our Christmas jammies that match,
Nala is feed up with costumes and gives Dummer a scratch.
As I pull into the garage I yell out and sing.
“DUNKIN PLEASE SPONSOR US, WE NEED ALL OF THE THINGS!”

After the beep!

If YouTube ever cancels channels for exploiting their kids we’ll sob,
I’ll have to do the thing I hate most getting, a real job.
To all of you Tattlers🥱, garbage people and the lot,
be kind to each other even if we’re NOT!

I am a asshole, Isaiah is a smart ass and PigClla a bitch,
by exploiting Abbie, we’ve all gotten rich.

My daughter has autism. She graduated high school but has the mentality of a middle school child. She is 24. I have never cried over the fact that she will never drive, have kids ect. I have never even given that much thought! Lol
she is who she. She likes to carry stuffed animals around with her. So, she does. It doesn’t matter how old she is . She likes cartoons and animals.

All that matters is her happiness.

I found out that my brother died tonight. Covid-19.
Of course we can't bury him. His daughter and her children all have covid-19.
I am heartbroken.
If I see another vlog from the Massives galavanting in public I will probably lose my mind.

I cannot.

The thory of uth in pithures.
We met in a bar.

For me it was love at first sight, I even told my mom later that night he was the man I was going to marry.

For me I just wanted to get laid and she was the best I could get at the time.

I got what I wanted, I trapped him into marriage by getting pregnant with our golden boy. This would prove to be the foundation of our relationship. The scamming duo.
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I had to marry her. Her dad threatened me, my dad would of disowned me. But I couldn’t take it. I left her and impregnated another. Realizing the grass was not greener nor was the sow, I came back.



The happiest day ever. Not only did I get my man back but I got an endless supply of guilt to hang over his head! We wanted to complete our family. After many months, we finally got pregnant again.

We didn’t know it at the time but she would prove to be our golden ticket. Our biggest scam yet.



Now we have our Florida dream. Mansion, Swimming pool, trucks, cars, a boat, equipment, vacations, food, fame, all the things!
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We have taught our son at a young age the scamming ways


We have groomed young girls to be our daughters best friends.


Millions of people we help everyday by spreading awareness. And I help millions of women with their makeup journeys. Life is good ya’ll!


But there is evil in our path threating our journey. Sad old hens of tattle and the tool we will not name.


But NOTHING will stop us from our autism journey. Spreading awareness is what we do. And I know you want to start your journey with us! Only 169 dollars. Act now! Low prices will not last! Please help us on our journey. Subscribe, like and comment down below.

I thought I’d let you guys know my son passed away Friday. My oldest girl was in a serious car accident about 2 hours ago. When she’s out of surgery I’ll let you know. I’m completely devastated. Please take care out there.

The mASSive families 12 Days of Christmas 2020

by Whimsical



On the 1st day of Christmas, the mASSive family gave to the Tattlers

On the 2nd day of Christmas, the mASSive family gave to the Tattlers

On the 3rd day of Christmas, the mASSive family gave to the Tattlers

On the 4th day of Christmas, the mASSive family gave to the Tattlers


On the 5th day of Christmas, the mASSive family gave to the Tattlers


On the 6th day of Christmas, the mASSive family gave to the Tattlers


On the 7th day of Christmas, the mASSive family gave to the Tattlers

On the 8th day of Christmas, the mASSive family gave to the Tattlers

On the 9th day of Christmas, the mASSive family gave to the Tattlers

On the 10th day of Christmas, the mASSive family gave to the Tattlers

On the 11th day of Christmas, the mASSive family gave to the Tattlers

On the 12th day of Christmas, the mASSive family gave to the Tattlers

Seriously, GUYTHES.....I've been singing this damn version all day!! I've checked it, checked it again, rechecked it, and checked it a final time!!

I hope you all ENJOY this as much as I did putting it together!!

xoxoxo
Whims

I would also like to add that I am neither fat or have pimples but as you can see from my avatar I have a terrible problem with facial hair.

Well this comment isn’t going to last long.

I’m freeeeeeee and heading home

wanted to share this with you all. It gives me hope for my grandson, and makes me sad for Abbie.
Long post, so dip out now if not interested, but I need to get it off my chest.

I have four grandkids, but this is about two of them.
"A' is 4.
"L" is 2 as of last week.

L belongs to one daughter, A to my other daughter- both boys. They are very close cousins. Yesterday evening all of my grands came for (yes! lol) ice cream and a swim because it was the last time I can see them for just over 3 weeks. Starting today I am back in a Covid "bubble" and will have a rapid test before surgery. I have to stay in my bubble 2 weeks post-op, because getting Covid with a large neck incision and brace (coughing! cant move neck) would be very bad. ( Although L and daughter live with me now- long story, but I put L on my insurance to make sure he has the best care I can give him)

You may remember we were having L evaluated in July. He is non-verbal, and indeed on the spectrum. He started Early Intervention four weeks ago. He goes 2 hrs a day, 3 times a week. He loves it. He gets so excited when we drop him off, and the things hes learned already have blown my mind. Just a small example but a big deal: L never properly played with toys. He loved cars and trucks, but all he did was line them up by size. Or color. Or pick them up and spin the wheels. Now, he crashes them around, and makes "vroom" sounds LOL. He's also learned to point to himself and then the object or person he wants. Huge!! So proud of him!!

Anyway, I have a small mini fridge in my garage near the pool with popsicles and drinks for the kiddos. Nope- nothing as swanky as Asa's, lol, just my sons old dorm fridge inside my garage, but I digress... I saw L telling A, in his limited way, that he wanted a drink. I was going call A over to explain what L meant, when I saw A nod yes, and off they went into the garage. A minute later they came out with juice boxes. L is a bit picky. He only drinks apple juice. No colored drinks at all. Sure enough, he had apple juice and A had punch.

I called A over, and asked him- how did you know that L was thirsty and what he wanted to drink?
A, who just turned 4 mind you, said: Huh? ( lol)
Me- he cant talk, A, but you knew what he was saying. How?
A- shrugged me off and said: He talks a lot. Dont you hear him?

Guys- make fun of me, whatever, lol, but I started to cry right there. A four yr old has been communicating with L on his level without issue or effort, and when I think back, he always has. L always gravitated to A. Now I know why. A was "listening" to him. We've spent so long worrying about actual speech, we havent really listened to him. Its like- crushed my heart, and I've thought of nothing since. Of course our goal is for him to begin speaking. But if not, I will make sure that he and everyone around him learns how to "speak" and "hear" him and learn and every damn sign or modified sign we can. Point is, Abbie is 16. Not 2. How can they not give a shit about her communication?! My Gbaby is only TWO and I am crushed to think we havent always "heard" him. I mean crushed. And the Massives, well they just dont care. Its weighed heavily on me all morning.
My heart is broke for her.

Thats all. Just wanted to share. It really is different watching these assholes when someone you love is on the spectrum. I dont know how some of you have done it for so long. They make me sick.

Now back to snark!

I'm sorry to share the news that Once Upon a Snark passed away on Wed. I'm sure we will all miss her many contributions to Tattle!

Morning! New thread!!
Cant stay, and barely read the last pages of the old thread, but just wanted to comment quickly at that nausea inducing pic and caption P posted- "We are drinking wine by the fireplace..." blah blah blah.
This big bitch kills me. That fake "we are making memories" while drinking wine, the "little one" tucked into bed while chilling at a ski resort...?? Is this a Lifetime movie description? A fairy tale? Dime store version of a Nicholas Sparks novel?
So so fake. And so unbelievably out of touch! A week after Christmas when so many had little to celebrate, she is again bragging about their life and all the things.
Stanky garbage heifer!! I cannot stand her.

I got my life back today. I’ve been medically cleared to start driving and working (although I still have six weeks I can take). I’ll start cardiac rehabilitation within the next week and work around those appointments. Driving my car for the first time in six weeks today felt like freedom

Srsmom said:

On the office tour comments. The Pig is a self-proclaimed bad ass, y’all!
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I am all in favor of women (or any people) being proud of their accomplishments and patting themselves on their back when they support their family or attain success at work, and I am even often tempted to allow Priscilla this same privilege despite how problematic her line of work is. But Priscilla. You are kind of the opposite of a "badass."

Most other moms support their kids, whether through jobs or careers or prolonged, consistent, daily care and education. You don't do any of that for Abbie. She supports you. Without your ID daughter, you make no money from LimeLife. Everyone knows this. Your husband has documented for years how little you care for her. You can't even be alone with her. You leave town every chance you get, leaving your husband holding the bag for your high-needs daughter, and it hasn't escaped anybody's notice that he doesn't care because it's actually less work than you being there. You use her to sell makeup to compassionate, unintelligent people and to scheme to get those same people to join up so you can get more of their money, this time for nothing.

You and your husband used to pretend that your channel was about helping you guys work from home while making enough money to provide for your family and, MOST IMPORTANTLY, provide for Abbie's future. It's going to be expensive, you guys would say. It will require millions of dollars to leave enough money to ensure she is well cared for.

Compassionate people have supported you because they wanted to make sure Abbie was provided for. They donated money, bought your makeup products, and supported the channel with views and engagement.

And yet you guys document how you blow through that money. You know--the money to ensure she is well cared for? Blown on a stupid, impractical luxury vehicle that you can't even drive or park properly. On a truck and an RV. On gasoline for multiple cross-country RV trips you pretended was for an ID girl who has no concept of national parks. On countless home renovations. On getting your hair done and luxury handbags. On clothes and more clothes. Constant date nights, constant day dates, constant dinners out, constant takeout, constant DoorDash, constant fast food, and all the booze you can drink. Gadgets and electronics for the guys. Loads of skincare and makeup products for you. Girl's trips. College for her brother. House for her brother. Weight loss surgery you flushed down the toilet.

And Abbie? A last minute trip to Great Clips before her supposedly important "prom." Possibly her only haircut in 1.5 years. Day camps and overnight camps and babysitters--anything for another #dateyourspouse night of getting sloshed for you and Asa. A last minute "prom" dress that was a tripping hazard with some kind of makeshift, worse-than-ghetto hemming. Trash to play with. A useless vanity. Pulled out of school, something you have never even bothered to try to explain, because there is no explanation where you two don't look bad, and now forced to do nothing but perform for free every day, doing the same stupid stuff over and over so dad and mom can live high on the hog.

I'm not a fan of Asa's, but at least he has tried with Abbie, albeit in an unethical, inconsistent and almost entirely unsuccessful way. Your child is "special needs" and that means she needs more than the average kid, and you have given her less! The only stuff you give her is dumb, useless shit that is about you. A dumb vanity. Painted nails. Fake tanner. Your stupid makeup on her face.

And after all of the above, you have the AUDACITY to call yourself a "badass boss lady"?? Not even a person bending over backwards to be really generous would so much as call you "a respectable person."

I hate to be so mean, but the reality is that you are a selfish, thieving, deceptive, greedy, shameful disgrace. I wouldn't be saying this at all, were it not for yet another self-aggrandizing comment of yours, the likes of which are impossible to hear and NOT call you out. You are sitting there talking to the people who made you rich with their compassionate support, because they bought into the lies you guys have been peddling, and telling THEM, "I'm kind of a badass." You two were GEORGE BAILEY, and instead of saying "Wow, isn't it nice to have friends and family who love you! We are so blessed!", you say that you are building empires, that you are a boss lady, that you are a badass.

Y'all are a CAUTIONARY TALE. You're like an Aesop's Fable. The two big pigs who thought they were "badass" because they tricked all the other animals into giving them their feed, hurrying along their own demise in the process. Get over yourself. Look up the 7 Deadly Sins. Pride, greed, sloth, gluttony--you guys are dripping with 4 of the 7. Stop tooting your own horn for FIVE SECONDS, calm down, and practice some humility. Then shut down your stupid channel and do life the hard way, it's okay, it's actually way better that way.

K, I'm better now.