Oh, well someone has been busy doing nothing and causing a stir. Five pages to catch up!
So for the newbies on here, I feel I have to inform you that she does NOT have a degree. She likes to think she has, but she has a diploma in christian youth work. Something that she has absolutely no experience in since then and we don't even actually know if she got a certificate. I am not convinced the hamsters are alive. Her cats are evil and were cast out as unpopular when the puppy farmed pom turned up who looks like it is on deaths' door. Tony is into anime and painting very small warhammer figures and when he's the bestest good boy she buys him some more. He can't work for anyone as she gets jealous of him being near anybody else (even though everybody else is creeped out by him) so uses her dodgy link shilling in order to pay their bills. She appears to have embezzled god knows what from her dad and then sold belongings which apparently didn't work so that went well on ebay (not). Emma wears clothes which never fit because she is the size of a polar bear who found a stranded container boat full of hersheys but she thinks she is kate moss, with the added bonus of teeth that look like tic tacs. She often alludes to some kind of childhood trauma, but it was probably just that someone found the last bag of cheetos before she did, or we would all know about it (five times over).
Emma has an ill dad and avoided getting him the care he needed for a long time because it would cost money to care for him, and despite having loads of room in her quite frankly stinking and cluttered house where everything is covered in cat hair (and if you buy it on ebay you can count the hair as a lucky extra), she absolutely gives no f*cks about anything except herself. She builds forts for herself in the house and in the car and has more nope days than I go to the toilet. If you don't pay enough on ebay, you won't get your item, so you can probably pick it up on vinted the next day.
Since joining this thread I have also discovered that she is a really sh*t friend to people, and dumps anyone who may be going through anything and cannot be happy for anybody.
I'd like to add the fact she has worked on sex lines whilst doing the ironing (I wonder about this as she doesn't look as if she even knows what an iron is), and sells smelly used shoes which she produces exclusively for ebay. There is only one reason you wear dolly shoes to the gym. If you ask a question about the shoes or bras you get an answer from tony. In all the years I have been aware of her she has never cooked a dinner. She has mystery shopped many spoons pubs, she was doing mystery shopping by app but I expect Tony does that now as she can avoid tax that way and just stay in bed like the lazy jabba the hut that she is.
There's loads about the weight loss and the fake cancer for you to read, I'll leave you to that one.
Who says I'm not helpful when I've done a 14 hr shift and had no dinner?