I had to edit the title slightly to make it fit. Thank you for voting one of my ideas 🤣 who can forget the arse digging? For your viewing pleasure I will attach the pic. And here’s a little Christmas something for you all...


‘‘Twas then night before vlogAmus and all through the dream house, not one puppy was stirring. Sean’s still quiet as a mouse.
Clothes thrown on the office floor, not a care. Doodles sits on the floor because she’s too heavy for that chair.

Sean films the vlog while Demi lies in her bed,
With visions of vegan sausages and lounge shets going round in her head.
Soon she’ll be filming an ‘ad’ surrounded by crap, while the puppies go down for there 10 hour long ‘nap’.

Suddenly at 2am the neighbours hear such a clatter. Should we ring the police to see what’s the matter? Is it a burglar? That wouldn’t be nice, or maybe it’s the fridge freezer making more ice!

The BBQ hut is looking CuTe covered in snow.
Giving the lustre of Christmas to the weeds just below.
When what do my wondering eyes should appear! Demi Doodle’s entire hand shoved up her rear!

I was in shock, and a little bit sick. But why am I surprised? The girl lives in a tip.
She loves a fake account, forever changing her name. Though she has no imagination so they’re always the same.

Hey MakeLemonade! Hey Spirit! Peachesandcreamxo1! Hey 9876543214! Hey Makesure! 4life23! And the rest!
To the cut out door frame, to the blue paint splattered wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!

Every day she comes on Tattle to have a good spy. But she claims that she hates it, so we still question why?
She calls us all bullies, but Demi you’re here too. You slagged off your own friends so what does that make you?

Here she goes again with BoDy Positivity, showing her foof. But that’s not a camels toe, it’s a massive old hoof! She claims she doesn’t photoshop, those comments do astound. But how do you explain that those railings were round?

She’s dressed in Lounge shets, from her head to her foot. But those feet look filthy Demi. Is it muck or is it soot?
Sean ignored her while she writhes on her back. But she’ll force him to do a tiktok about being in a wolf pack.

She’s had herself a gin, and she’s feeling a bit merry! But when she suggests something saucy Sean turns red like a cherry.
Her strange shaped mouth like an upside down bow. To avoid kissing it Sean dives head first in the snow.

She’ll never get washed. Her hair is all smelly.
Sean can’t talk about their friend Ashleigh or Demi gets Jelly.

She deletes all the comments that don’t lick her arse. Then she’ll ask her fans for video ideas because hers are pretty sparse. She’s lazy and nasty, but her hunny buns are blind. Come back mystery tiktoker and expose her, I wish the clock would rewind!

Sean speaks not a word, just continues to work. Demi pretends that she’s helping but all she does is twerk. Those pups are for content, we can all see what you’re doing. Nobody wants to know when they’re ‘weeing and pooing’.

Her fans cling on to her every word, all she has to do is whistle. But we Tattler’s see the truth, and her channel will fizzle. So as she ghosts all her followers, hopefully they’ll see the light.

Merry Christmas too all! Especially Amber Wright.”
 

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Danjor

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Seen quite a few lovelies saying where they’re from so if you’re up for it use the like/reaction to show where you’re from too… (emojis chosen are just the reactions that are available and the order they come up, nothing meant by them).

Scotland 👍🏼
England ♥
Ireland 🤣
Wales 😯
Somewhere else 🤢

I’m from Aberdeen in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
 
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pencup

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off topic but I found this on Sean's IG. He looks fine, and I thought she had her tongue out at first... but no, it's just her mouth...
 
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Wills315

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Daily dose of shite vlog - Its day 17 in the dog cage and big D has just woken up . She cannot understand how the cage door has locked again and blames the manufacturer. Sean chuckles to himself " aye its the manufacturers fault aye ". He is such bants. She picks up the vlog camera which has shit smeared on the lense. Whether its luna's or demi's we will never know. But not to worry , she licks her finger and wipes it off. "Hello hunny buns and welcome back to a new vidyo. We've got a really busy day today , I'm finally back to work after being a full time carer the last few weeks. I'm pretty annoyed actually because I applied for carers allowance benefits and I was denied and I just don't understand why. Its a good job I earn what I earn a month or we would have been living on the breadline. I mean its ridiculous a family of 4 and we are entitled to nothing when my child is vulnerable and after such a life threatening operation. None of the less , I've got loads of work to do so I'm gonna take yous along with us" First job of the day is breakfast. Its an entire packet of accidently vegan quorn chicken nuggets, 12 dairy free pancakes made from scratch from a packet , a side portion of lettuce because she is watching her weight, washed down with a refreshing can of tesco cider , gotta get that fruit in 🍎. After a hearty breakfast its time to get to work. No need for a shower this morning " I had one last weekend and I won't actually be seeing anyone else so whats the point , I can't be the only one right girls? ". She's so relatable. First job of the day , film a reel for the gram. She picks up last week's knickers and gives it a sniff and decides it will do . She does an Irish dance in her musky smelling lounge shet making sure to get that jiggle in because heaven forbid we would have to go a day without seeing her belly wobble. After that she's exhausted so time for a well deserved break. Sean has just arrived back from aldi and has done a healthy shop. "Go on then Sean show them what you got" . There's 5 minutes of incoherent muttering, I honestly haven't the faintest idea what he's saying , couldn't catch a word. But I got the jist, there was 50 quids worth of accidentally vegan family sized microwave meals, the non accidentally vegan version for Sean and a packet of blueberries because demi is watching her weight. " i think he's done really well personally, haven't ya sean" "aye .." again, not a word. Demi is so proud of how much of a natural he is with the camera. Next its time to walk the kids. Demi is feeling a little tired after watching Sean do the aldi haul so drives alongside Sean in the car and shouts words of encouragement . When they get home its time for enrichment play. Sean puts food inside the licky mats and its not long before big d has it all sniffed out. Cleva girl! Next its time to film an #ad. Its some brand demi had never heard of before " and I've been using this shampoo for years, its the only thing that helps me scalp " she says as she wipes the dandruff of her top and it falls to the ground and lands like a beautiful blanket of snow on top of Henry's poo poos that she will clean up later. After a hefty dinner, its time to relax. Her first day back was tough but none of the less she made it through. She rambles on to the camera about how blessed she is to be a parent of two , some shit about how she knows she is blessed to be able to work from home and be a full time parent at the same time, a lecture about how we are all neglectful owners because we actually have jobs to go to and finally its a few words from Sean to end the vlog. Nah not a word, but I'm sure it was as insightful as ever. Hope you all enjoyed this day in the life vlog , don't forget to comment the word "stunning " down below if you've made it this far. Byeeee.
 
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ermar226

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Imagine being so elated that your significant other isn't there at night because you like to have your "own" nighttime routine lmao. Tell me you hate living with your fiance without telling me you hate living with your fiance.
 
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TheUnknownLaura

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Guys guys guys!!!! I want to share my excitement even though it’s nothing to do with Demi....

I got made redundant last year due to Covid and have struggled to find a job....until today! I’m so bloody happy!!

Demi if you’re reading this - this is what it’s like in the real world! We don’t all want to prance around with our belly out. Some of us want to work!
 
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