Jumbojet1251

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Such a passive aggressive response from CT!
Morning all,

New lurker here. Enjoying these honest, upfront chats immensely.

Just wanted to say I don’t think CT gives one stuff about the normals who comment on her page.

When she quite ridiculously left her very expensive and emotionally important wedding and engagement rings in the buggy which was subsequently stolen from her car I felt so sorry for her. She was saying she’ll never see them again and they’d soon be sold at cash converters.

One look at the giant diamonds in her heritage engagement ring told me otherwise. I left comments telling her not to worry and that sort of ring will be flagged up as “dodgy” and she’ll get it back in a few days. She couldn’t even be bothered to like my comments. That’s one press on a screen to say “I’ve seen it, thanks love”.

A few days later...we’ll whodathunkit...the ring is returned. I congratulated her and told her that would happen.

Nothing, nadda, blanked. I unfollowed.
 
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hattie20

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Oh I remember those days, them lot going to posh breakfast meetings in central London to talk about inequality in a room full of white rich women
It was always bloody breakfast, wasn’t it? Always breakfast. Which they would all film themselves rushing off to like very important people. And always goody bags and expensive flowers on the tables. All so that they could talk about themselves.

It was always head girl, Mother Pukka in her serious journalist glasses, interviewing her mates, in front of all their other mates, talking about stuff that they all knew about each other anyway. Nodding sagely and taking it all very seriously with the odd tear thrown in.

Fucking baffling. What a waste of everyone’s time.

And then there would be the obligatory group photo, usually huddled around a smug looking MOD who was positioned to look like the fucking second coming.

Ah, I almost miss those days.


ETA - the photo also always included dress like a mum being quirky in the corner. Oh Zoe! You sequinned loon! 😂 God love the lot of them.
 
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PoorPatrol

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View attachment 88409This really irks me, it seems so many Instahuns are dyslexic. If you are you, do you not think you would use spell check? This is her business and she will happily berate the public (who are her business) than use bloody spell check!
They’re pretending to be dyslexic because ‘lazy thickos’ doesn’t have quite the same ring to it. I have v close friends who are dyslexic, some of the children I work with are dyslexic, and they work really hard to present their work beautifully, using all kinds of strategies. But budget Clemmie is, let’s see: an alcoholic, riddled with anxiety, broke, wealthy, down with the yoof, totes middle class, hyper-organised, so thick she loses everything, has a deep and meaningful job, but only here for the lols, supports women, doesn’t credit women who tell her their very personal stories... hides her kids faces, shows her kids arses, can’t take criticism at all, can dish it out all day long, can’t declare ADs, needs to earn a living from ADs and nobody should raise an eyebrow. Read that in a Trainspotting Choose Life kinda way, and that’s what I gather about budget Clemmie, or as someone in here called her - The Steptoe of Instagram!
 
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frostily

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I feel like she forgets all the bandwagons she jumps on and ends up being inconsistent (like with the vomit phobia she suddenly had)

Maybe she could keep track.. Maybe.. I don't know.. Maybe... a list? 😂
 
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Redfraggle

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I also had a list published. The formatting I used did not translate to her page and it looked dreadful (and made me look like I didn’t care). She also managed to mis-refer to an important person in the intro which changed the whole premise of what I had written 😔
I had a list published by her about a year ago... she didn’t even reply to me! She’d put a post up asking for lists on a topic that is very personal to me, I was interested in telling my story so I emailed her a draft list with a covering email, she didn’t reply but the next thing I knew my list was published! No warning, no editing or discussion with me! My list mentioned a family member and I hadn’t even spoken to them to ask their permission for the list to go public and CT had published it! She had literally just copied and pasted it from my original email, no formatting, no spell check etc.. it was only a first draft!! But worse than that she didn’t even reply to me or communicate with me in any way to say thank you etc. It was like.. she got what she needed, tick, onto the next!!
 
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Exhaustednurse

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Listening service for middle class family in 5 star Cornish hotel = well deserved break

Going to the pub on the corner with your baby monitor as working class parents = social outrage
 
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judsmum

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Is Mercury still in retrograde? Is the moon full? Is haumea the oval shaped dwarf planet spinning slower than usual? Is Jupiter the cause of the Clemmies no show? Find out on next weeks episode of ‘Fucking everything up and blaming it on the Planetary Bodies’.
 
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